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# I bring the gift of semi-transparent smut



*Yes, yes, I know, it looks like Murdoc from Gorillaz.

EDIT: Thank you all, you lovely people! \o/ woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I like this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# :)
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I like this too
Alright k3b/-\b haven't seen you round for donkeys, hope yer well an all
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# \o/
Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I have to say I wasn't expecting it to be a woman under there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# You've been on b3ta too long.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# True, these days my imagination supplies the animated magenta penis itself
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Go on, you know you want to
:D Draw it in, there's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Rejoice!
Normality has been restored!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# she looks shocked
how did she get wet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# this weekend all she need do was open the door
good old British horizontal rain
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# admit it, you mean jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# not really into jizz, I prefer good old British spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# It's been hammering down all weekend here
Most unlike April in Australia so she was caught unawares. Mostly naked, but unawares.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# best kind of unawares
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Dave?
Nice work Shazz ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Haha!
Thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# for a moment I thought I had x-ray vision
nice one Shazzoir
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Well, I wanted to draw someone NOT MALE for a change
And for a fleeting moment there, you did! Thanks too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Lady bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I APPROVE OF THIS
Most heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# beautiful bum in biro
is it biro week on b3ta ? all these arts are making me feel inadequate. I can just about manage to make my signature legible in biro.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# :)
There does seem to be a great deal of biro out there at the moment. Next image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# I'd vote this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# That is a damn good idea
*seconds*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ^This on every level
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# okay then :)
Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# *likes* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Also *liked*
but I expect it will get reworded and the context entirely changed around come voting day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# change my wording?
Don't they know I'm a moderately unsuccessful write-OR?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: Bic pens
Ball point pens are rarely used any more, what with everyone sending emails these days.
Show us alternative uses for the clear plastic tubes and other parts of these discarded biros.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# This will happen :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# *rails against the establishment*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# looks like a goer *quickly reads Biro Art for Dummies*
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Clicked like a Bic
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# clicked
biro art ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# This is a fab idea
I don't have a scanner though. I'd have to draw something then photograph it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# I usually photograph my stuff
Seems to look better for some reason. And the scanner's so aged I can't find any drivers for it these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)
# biro dino!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# I hope biros win. They're one of my favourite tools.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# This is strangely different
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# :)
Thank you! Lots!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# semi-spluffs.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Semi, you say?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Probably because her tee-shirt/dress is only semi-transparent
maybe he likes to leave nothing to the imagination ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Nicely drawn :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Thanks, maiden
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Goodness, thank you!
Much as I would like to keep thanking people individually I think I will do group thanks from here on in, or risk annoying readers or something with multiple posts. What's the correct way about this, folks?

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# "Thanks!! XD"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Oh you!
*shoves playfully*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# *falls over*
*sues*
Nice pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I think
an edit on the original post to say "thank you for all the nice comments" or similar is pretty acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Perfect, thank you for the advice.
I shall do so immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# nice
that would be a great t-shirt print.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I actually painted one of these two years ago for a James Bond party
I went as an Ex XL Bond Girl, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# This should come in style very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# *drops monocle*
*takes a fresh monocle from the bulk box*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# "Yes, yes, I know, it looks like Murdoc from Gorillaz."
Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Nice! *tries to think if I've gone smutty*
Oh wait, yes, of course I have.

(censored to protect our delicate eyes and reputation in our workplaces)

EDIT: While I'm here, I might as well let you all know I might be a bit inactive this week, deadlines and all that. Business will resume as normal on Friday. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Most considerate
Also WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# slutty slut slut
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# What, just because she's naked except her bo-
Oh yeah. *sits back down*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I've seen what she gets up to. *submits evidence*



(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Scandalous! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I want to know
where his hand is
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Wasp Box put me up to this
It was supposed to be Peter Andre wanking a Wildebeest off into a bowler hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# This made me wonder if toilet
would be more or less comfortable with a tail. It May get in the way, but on a positive side thats a serious back cushion for those rough mornings after as you die a liquid death on the toilet.

Anyway, woo, click, semi etc...

Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# That's a pencil scratcher to say the least.
I'm sure there's some sort of toilet/tail fetish group out there who could tell us. People are into weird shit nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Quickly patents the
Bushy Tail Toilet Seat TM
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Dragon's Den will have no choice; we have to cater for the animal/human freaks too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# More boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)