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# Curse
If you are a blasphemy to the death of the animal, they kill you with curse. They will come even if you can not believe.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# we didn't do that to the cat
the cats owner did.
I suggest you write them a stiff letter instead of taking your hate out on us
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Them Post have desecrated the death of the animal.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Welcome to the internet.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# If the Internet is allowed their conduct(curse).
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# the owner of the cat did that to his own pet
according to what I read when it first appeared a month or so ago, he is celebrating its life and giving it the chance to fly and catch birds.

I think it's quite a sweet concept, if a little horrific in appearance.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Yet another example of what might be considered acceptable or normal in one country, not translating too well when displayed overseas.
A bit like ... oh
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I can't believe this is a cultural thing
they do incredibly fucked up shit to animals in Japan



(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# I can't watch all of Oldboy any more because of this :(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
# None of the other stuff in Oldboy disturbs you?
Is it Japan or Korea (or both) where they eat live octopus, dont remember...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# All of the human violence and death was simulated, and no matter how fucked up the other content, none of it was real.
Several octopus, though, were killed and eaten for real in the takes for that scene. It was unnecessary and I don't see that this sort of thing has any place in a feature film, any more than a few seconds footage showing a live cow being disembowelled in a slaughterhouse would.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Superstition isn't rational, neither is anthromorphism nor denial.
People who like animals and are upset at their maltreatment, still eat meat.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I DO NOT WANT.
If I were his pet, I do not want to be like that.
Exposing the shame of human beings.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# you do not want
but you are not him, or his pet
He is showing his love of his pet, it's just a carcass anyway, not like he was the one that killed it
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# It is his own self-satisfaction. Self-satisfaction is not a requiem.
:(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# ^this
ALSO: Shock value was the whole motive, not a design choice to formulate a message.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I agree shock not art.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# YES.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I agree.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I'm still waiting for someone to do it to a plastinated still born baby


(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I don't get why more people don't have relatives stuffed
or made in to cushions. just their faces so you can cuddle up with all your mates. that'd be nice.
You could put those microwave bags in them so they are all warm for winter nights
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# unintentional lol, when you translate the page from japanese to english, your sig says "Dredd was waiting for the trailer"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# he probably is
everyone else is
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# How does that work with vegetarians?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
# vegetarians are best fried in olive oil
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# twat
no offence mind
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# cunt
no offence mind
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Breeding animals just to chop them up and eat them, I don't think there's any fate more humiliating.
You might as well sell taxidermised poodles as spunk receptacles.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Just so you know..
A) The cat was already dead.
B) We didn't kill it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# But however, we are glory to maker of helicopter by posted his face many time.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# posting post of complaint in aniamtion is truest glory
Maria - face eat must own we I
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I still have no idea what the catcopter's owner looks like.
He started off with Rick Parfitt's face, then bore an uncanny resemblance to Flando Smoothie.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Looks like an Aryan Chris O'Dowd.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# The fuhrer's perfect situation comedian
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# You wrong.
A and B are not applicable to the problem.

I said it was blasphemy of dead.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# animals don't go to heaven as they have no souls, so it's ok.
the other options are to bury it in the garden and then leave it when you move house or burn it in a huge furnace.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Apart from dogs, obviously.
All of those go to heaven.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# only animated dogs
and even then heaven is only a constructed metaphor created to control the masses with fear and hatred via the church with no scientific grounding.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Stump running is the only cure!
Hang on...

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# needs more carrot
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# It was already dead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIU3iPcu74

I mean, when I die, they're going to dress me up as Superman and drop me out of a plane, over a heavily populated area.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# :D
I'd pay to see that
(from behind a very thick perspex shield)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# SPLAT
CRUNCH, OWWW
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Only unpleasant. -_-
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# To be fair, we've mocked worse things than a taxidermy helicopter on here.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# The Way that is not correct. There was a better way. NEVER want to see it again. -_-
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
# taxidermy helicopter sounds like a character in a really really odd childrens tv show
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# *scribbles furiously*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Please do not be unnecessary.

You might fall victim to them.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Yeah, Foxy wouldn't like that
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# size zero will never catch on
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Taxidermy doesn't bother me...
I mean, if the animal wasn't killed for it, if it died of natural causes or otherwise. The fur trade, however, when millions of animals are farmed and murdered for fashion, I am strongly against.

I mean, uhh...

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I just liked the amazing taxidermy job on that one.
Isn't that how you would want to be remembered?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# machine guns for arms would be nice
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Fucking A.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# My idea's got a bit more splatter.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I wanted say
change to the stuffed animals is a free will of his owner.
However, it is deviating from the normal course.

I don't feeling to love of master from the helicopter.
Because that is Arrogance and complacency.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# He wanted to do something different and unique, now his cat can still chase birds.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Sorry, I NEVER accept.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Ahahahaha'breathes'ahahahaha
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# TRIPLE IGNORE THURSDAY!!!!1
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# or chips?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
I hate such art.
This is not art.
YOU MUST DIE WITH CURSE.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I'd say B3ta isn't the place for you if you're easily offended.
Or offendable at all.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# yeah ok whatever go tell it to devart
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Bingo!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# The fact that it's a sketch further intensifies the surrealism.
Do it again!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# ^This.
I thought it might have been filtered, but...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I wonder if it's possible to make something so offensive (yet still 'legal', as it were) that I get IP tracked and arrested?
Hmm ...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# On b3ta the sky is the limit so fuck up that sky and nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
:D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Shop on a bomb turban and you're pretty close.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaha this made my day
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha fucking hell!
this ticks all the wrong boxes
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# haha :D Now this is B3ta well done Drimble
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Love you Drimble.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# A miracle of rare device
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Amazing
Truly amazing
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# chiiiips :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# my word.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# this pegs the "fucked up" meter
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# animal/human hybrid is biggest blasphemy
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# They just became the form of an animal.
They are NOT animal/human hybrid.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# cat just became helicopter
they are NOT cat/copter hybrid
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Desecration of the dead.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
#
blasphemy evidence of bestiality.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# THIS!

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# that's wonderfully freaky
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# the finger could be better
but his eyes still make me smile
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
うるせーよ。
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# That scares me...


* Wonders of for a wank
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
"I'll get you, Butler.."

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Zombies should only be drawn, not made real?
Maria: ??? ... bu-bu-but I thought I was real!!! Waaaaaaaa!!
Tahkcalb: Stop wiggling. I have to stitch your ass back on.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah.
Maria: We are not real. But we can curse.
...You know? :3
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# this give me an idea, but I don't think I can pull it off in paint
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
#
If you are a blasphemy to the death of the animal anime, they kill you with curse.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# GO FOR IT.
BECAUSE I NEVER SUCH TO DO.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Don't be hate b3ta again.
b3ta good.
world bad.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# In a world of political and military horror, natural and unnatural disaster, poverty, starvation and disease
it is only by laughing at adversity and mocking those inescapable tragedies that could impact on any one of us at any time, that we make it through the day with a spring still in our step.

*gets off soapbox*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# OK. I know very well. BUT
I DON'T ACCEPT THAT HURT TO INNOCENT PEOPLE/ANIMALS.
FOR EXAMPLE I HATE SUCH ART "Madeleine" "Earthquake"(fiction is OK) "DEAD CAT HELICOPTER"
VERY VERY UNFUNNY. I CAN'T LAUGHING. -_-#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# The cat wasn't hurt.
It was already dead.
Dead cats feel no pain.
Dead cats don't care if they're helicopters.
They're dead.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# yeah ok whatever go tell it to devart
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I already did it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# HEY EVERYBODY LOOK THE INTERNET HURT MY FEELINGS
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# OK
Good for you.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# present.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# It's a cat. It's dead. It doesn't care.
Human values don't mean shit to animals. It ate, slept, licked itself and terrorised small garden creatures.

Do know what cats do with do dead things? They play with them.

Also, if cats had any sort of higher intelligence, which they don't, they'd be the first to think that being a helicopter was awesome.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# eat you....
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I don't think it'd particularly artistic. I don't even think I've seen it described as art, only that his owner was an artist.
I do think it's awesome though.

I'll say it again, cats do much worse to the bodies of small dead animals than turn them into kickass flying machines.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
#
Cat's are dicks.
They deserve everything they get.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I don't hear to your thinking.
I just think stop the dead cat helicopter art.
It was a really unpleasant.
I wanted to stop the art.

I'll reshape your body into a helicopter if you say "The art was awesome".
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I'd love to be a helicopter.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I'll not see it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Fucking hell, now I see why Fingerbobs was cancelled after a while.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I have question.
What do you want to get from me?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# I'm trying to figure out what you find acceptable, and not.
Finger puppet mice = ok
Helicopter cat = I'LL SET MY ZOMBIE CANNIBAL RABBIT NUN ON YOU!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Sorry.
I like artificial plush than stuffed.
I feel guilty for the dead bodies of animals.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Do you wear leather?
Take medicine?
Wear make-up?
Eat meat?
Use anything plastic?
Drive a petrol/disel car?

The human race is built on the backs of a trillion, trillion dead animals.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
#
It is necessary for human life.
I don't accept Remodeling unnecessary the carcasses of animals .
For example, helicopters do not have to do that.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# leather, meat, petrol, plastic and make up aren't neccesary.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
#
If we do not need to kill the animals, there is no need to kill.
But helicopters are not required.

I NEVER ACCEPT.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I'm also enjoying myself.
YIFF THIS!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# seriously, who could resist that seductive gaze?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Looks pretty fed up. I guess I'd be too.
Have this one from a few years ago which was also taken from a taxidermy photo.



Got an FP it did. My only one so far.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# he's selling it, 12000 euro or so i read...
don't think he cared that much about his *beloved* cat

this lady is significantly more interesting..... jessicajoslin.com/jessica/
;)

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Wait, you cut up the body of a rabbit and made it into a nun.
Who the fuck are you to talk?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Specimen.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# *Random word*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# "You will look like this." Specimen.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I've found Maria a boyfriend - MOUSEPOPE!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I can see this being the feature of Moggy's next drawing.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# It's making me giggle.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I might have a go, actually.
Drawing it, not making it.

I'd make one dressed as Michael Jackson in Thriller.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I've yet to see one of these in a bar.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# They only made 12 and they were £500 each.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Probably explains why. XD
The most I've seen is in a bar in Manchester; a load of bull heads on the wall dressed as the Village People.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I have question.

This is also stuffed?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Hmm.
I prefer artificial plush...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# easier to get the cum out of, eh?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Can't get fluffer than this.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# look like something appear in horror movie.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# WAILAAPOYTHD?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# ^ Would.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# SHE COMES
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)