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# I'm going to sit on a beach and contemplate my existence

Assuming I'll be bored/suicidal within 10 minutes, what shall I draw while I'm away?
Last time I took a break I filled a sketchbook, I intend to do the same this time, but currently have no idea what with
(other than penises) so your suggestions/requests will be gratefully received.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 7:46, archived)
# Grace Jones hula-hooping the Olympic Rings logo
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Grave Jones is a definite option
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 7:59, archived)
# I know, draw a zombie nun that goes from incident to incident in a flying cat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:04, archived)
# while at the same time she does battle with her arch nemesis - THE ATOMIC MAN
It has the basis of a crap 4 pane comic.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:07, archived)
# very terrible wank guy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:09, archived)
# HAHA HE'S STILL WANK GUY!! ^__^
KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:12, archived)
# I don't think any of those possibly involved need their egos inflating any further ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:09, archived)
# ok, I'll do that cartoon
I can assure you, it won't result in ego "inflation"

*reaches for the evil pencils for special projects*

edit: oh wait, I have to do further episodes of Inconsequential Art, I'll just include them in that.

I have ideas.

HEH

HEH HEH

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:11, archived)
# Draw birds. And trees.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:12, archived)
# MOFAHA, CAN YOU DRAW
SRS BRDS

and

NON SRS BRDS

Sharing the same environment, perhaps TRS, some that are SRS and some that are NON SRS?

Srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:14, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:18, archived)
# OH GOD
I will now break out paint.exe and show the view from my window

edit: TA DA, too shit for it's own psot


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:22, archived)
# I like this idea
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:08, archived)
# ^ ^
Good compo subject methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:45, archived)
#
SRS BRD



NON SRS BRD

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# ha! i larfed
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)
# A mad scientist
Who has accidentally invented a time machine and lots of his future selves appear and start fighting over whether it should be destroyed with lots of futuristic guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:15, archived)
# I hope he has hot scientist assistants
who really put the ass into assistant

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:16, archived)
# Ronald McDonald ass-raping a local chip shop owner whilst saying "Do you want fries with that?"
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Your favourite species of insect
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Boris Johnson being attacked by a honey badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Ha! He don't give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Draw my fox character!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Draw MY fox character!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Raw, is my cock's Falafel!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:44, archived)
# My boat is full of spelks!
SPELKS!

MY BOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:46, archived)
# BLEKS are the way forward, man.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:47, archived)
# MY CORPORATION IS RUINED!
We spent all our investment on BOATS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:48, archived)
# *cries*
Oh, and draw Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Tramps and bagladies competing in a Hobo olympics
Shopping trolley races, dog on a string throwing, advanced muttering etc.

All in the traditional Greek style - naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:01, archived)
# hank williams riding an american bald eagle out of mordor
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# pet rocks with cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)
# the assasin from assassin's creed doing a parkour fail in a shopping centre
falling through a glass table on his back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Big hairy knobs and balls.
Three pubes per teste.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:47, archived)
# A walking lake
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Penises
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Squits!
oh, sorry, wrong person.

how about some kind of techno cyborg with sub dermal implants looking mean an moody on a rooftop while he fights with a samurai (with or without armour), it not raining, but it had been raining earlier that day and the rooftop is slick with water and reflective puddles, one of those spinny metal things on top of chimneys, you know the ones, like on a new york rooftop, slowly belches steam into the air. it is either dawn or dusk, probably dusk, so there is a low half light and an orangey/purple skyline.

i dunno, i've not thought too much about it.

draw new superman costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Search said beach for someone who has a life.
Don't draw him. Copy him.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Stephen Fry
eating a dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# pirate crabs and crustaceans
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Robocop fighting a zombie mechwarrior
*splurts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)
# blank canvasses are blank.....
that's why I find compos good sometimes....makes you think of something completely fresh that you wouldn't normally try....then the results can be enticing...have a nice day anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)