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# I like this Videogame :3
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I like the carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Yes. Carrot!!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Yes he said it was a carrot it wasn't necessary to confirm this.
We are good at identifying vegetables.

Actually it's a squid.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# XD hehe
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:40, archived)
# .
.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Tell it like it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 0:22, archived)
# That's pretty wizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# He is like a Doctor!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:27, archived)
# He is a soldier of fortune, spits in the face of so-called "decaf" and takes many a punch for doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I see.
:D Russian Soldier?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Whichever side has the most money, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Great :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:51, archived)
# yay!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
# XD
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:30, archived)
# it's a bit big, images under 100k, ta
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
# K.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:30, archived)
# (duplicate layer, change one pixel, save as animation, everything will be fine)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# sure you can be a twat that way, it's up to you
I'm just trying to keep things running vaguely smoothly
plus I love compression, it gives me a massive hard on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# i've had me tea, might not be so twattish now.
but don't hold your breath

serious question: is anyone really still on dialup?

maybe b3ta is powered by dialup users, and that's why it's dying...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Extremely unlikely given the nature of this site
But can you imagine what this place would be like if no one bothered to put any effort into being mindful of file sizes, especially given the amount of image replies that happen in threads?

I should imagine it would signal the Armageddon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# well, you have something of a point there,
if every still was 200KB, and anims were 1MB, page total 100MB, it may take a minute or more to load fully. so go take a dump, or put the kettle on, have a wank. it's just a few moments longer, not the end of the world.

or get cable. move house if you need to, it's worth it.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Rob doesn't want a website where the page loads so slowly you should get up and make a cup of tea whilst it's loading
Nor do most of us
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:31, archived)
# neither do i
when that happens it's time to upgrade something
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:09, archived)
# It's worth remembering also, that Rob has to pay server fees too.
So if all the images were twice as big, I presume he would have to ask for donations to pay them twice as offten.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:37, archived)
# What Jahled said
plus phone users
plus general politeness/why would any picture need to be much over 100k, it's b3ta, not Tate Modern.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:15, archived)
# exactly
so chill the fuck out.

i've tried b3ta on mobile internet, and it sucks, so i'd rather wait until i get home. if you're willing to persevere with that, more fool you.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I am.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:28, archived)
# it's still a bit big, images under 100k, ta
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# K.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# chotto baka desu ne.
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:40, archived)
# You are Franz Kafka
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# are you trolling or not understanding?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# It's 114k now
Maybe she's trying to haggle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# It's near enough, I'm trying to help, not be a pedant :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# :p
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
# genuine question
Did you deliberately save it above 100k?
I was just being polite and advising you on the rules that everyone else goes by, and which I thought you knew.


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:55, archived)
# I'm totally disgusted by these polite, reasonable explanations and the bottomless pit of second chances.
What IS the internet coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# ^
It's becoming full of hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Her filsizes are always excessive.
Even the small blue and white ones are usually over the limit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# 100k image becomes rough.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:19, archived)
# this is b3ta, not an art gallery
If it is so important that people see it with out a tiny bit of compression, post a small version with a link to a larger one like other people do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Why do you enforce?
You are too dictatorial.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
# everyone else plays by the polite guidelines
why should you be different?

And if you think this is being a dictator you should probably take some history lessons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:31, archived)
# You should send in a message box If it very important. or You should have told sooner.
If you delete to Madeline picts, I'll accept your instruction.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:41, archived)
# it is in the FAQ
you should have read it before you started posting, and follow it automatically.

What are you on about "Madeline picts"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Bully to Madeline pics.
You may be sued by the victim.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:50, archived)
# 100k is very low.
Is good if you change the configuration of the uploader?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# 100k is plenty
the Lady and the Tramp pic above is only 50k
This one I did www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/walle2_meat.jpg is 1000 pixels wide but only 80k.
Learn to use the compression tools in Photoshop or whatever package you use, or as I said, just make a thumbnail with link to bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# what are you talking about?
which Madeline pics?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Madeleine McCann.
I wrong her name spelling.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:00, archived)
# which pictures specifically?
and why should people delete their images because you say so?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Because you may be accused.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# is that some kind of threat?
you seem to have missed the point of B3ta and British humour in general
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:09, archived)
# `intermission`
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:25, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Cue the music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOBw6XwqRo
(User #86772, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:57, archived)
# darn, I was hoping that was this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqPcdVmz5BQ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I might not accept all British joke culture.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Then you are on the wrong website
Why not go and find another one who's overall humour you accept
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:34, archived)
# ahahahahaha
Your mind is a fascinating mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:25, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Because he gives his time voluntarily to help keep the board running smoothly
despite people deliberately deciding that their self-important crap is so fucking great that they deserve special privileges.
Now admittedly you are one of the most amusing of the current posters, but that's because we are laughing at you, not with you.

Or, to put it bluntly, fuck the fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:35, archived)
# \o...Ha Ha...You got BUMBLASTED!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Now you're once, twice ... three times a racist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# He didn't mean the actual dimensions
Too big = too many Kb. Try optimising it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# you are kidding....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:08, archived)
# She resized it down 3 times since I posted that
What was it originally? anyone? 700k or so?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Ah, I was gonna say....
hahahahha she'll never learn.... literally
n e v e r
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Not at all.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I don't like the carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Carrot is healthy.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Oh yes carrots are a wonderful food, I eat them several times weekly.
It's just your carrot I'm not fond of.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:44, archived)
# ergh
you're making it filthy . . ...
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# ...and that font...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I do like it when you attempt something a bit more B3ta-friendly Moggy
I mean, this isn't great by anyone else's standards, but from you it's almost like a baby saying its first word. The only downside is I know after this it'll be another three months of gurgling and dribbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:20, archived)
# mecha-dildo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Dildo-chainsaw?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I like this
it is good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Thank you :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:16, archived)
# heh
almost compo-able!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Really?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I don't think it's a real videogame
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Why seriously?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I like this :3
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I've worked you out, you're schizophrenic
loving and hating her with equal passion, masturbating in to a fist with everything she posts :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Well...you're half right.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I don't care :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:43, archived)
# That's why I love/hate you. ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha, that's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Strange answer.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
A thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# the hills are alive
with the sound of FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:22, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT FUCKING FEETHANDS
You sick bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Climbed up that hill like nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:32, archived)
#
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/FuryOfTheFurries.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Nasty toe-jammers!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# It's those things people have stuck to their monitors in offices.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# And I like this thread
It's given me a good laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I think not good. though?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Indeed. I've been sitting here with the popcorn watching shit get real!
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# The administrator just give a complaint to 14 kilobytes.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# No single droplet of water feels responsible for a tsunami.
But the cumulative effect of many tiny droplets can be devastating.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:13, archived)
# But my past images are 110~119k.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Because they are mini size.
500*500 pixel size not fit to 100k.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# bollocks!
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/walle2_meat.jpg
1000x430 and only 80k, hasn't knackered the image quality at all

Or how about one of yours: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/image2.jpg resaved with 17% compression = 60k, minor jpeg artifacts round the text, but so what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hey, once you're done with this
The next step will be to teach her how to submit suitable images to the competition
(User #86772, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Just make them ALL under 100k.
What is your major malfunction?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Whoa...that's deep. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:19, archived)
# the original saying is "No one raindrop feels responsible for the flood"
I modified it for comedic effect!

but she didn't rise to the bait...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Washed right over her.
I think she's drowning.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Ha Ha!
That had me in floods of laughter...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:40, archived)
# no I didn't
That's what you reduced the image down to after I asked politely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Odd that you pick up on that
and not the original filesize.

The 14kb over was a pisstake on your part.

Even if it wasn't a pisstake, it suits my prejudice to say it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# A flashing desire updates a bowl against my abbreviated standpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:16, archived)
# No thanks, I've just put one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:19, archived)
# My fluent comfort condensed frog is overrunneth
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:29, archived)
# No, really, I'm trying to give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:40, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Nice work!!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:24, archived)
# can't beat a nice 2d platform bloodbath
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:29, archived)