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# Newsletter subject line compo
We need a line for the subject
that we can reject or select
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I'm telling mum.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Baldmonkey memorial issue
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Apple forced to deny claims the iPhone 5 are rebranded Zunes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Baiting Muslims in the name of free speech.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# SITTING OUTSIDE THE CUNTPHIONE SHOP SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# 'what is the difference between the crop of an umbrella cockatoo and a racing pigeons crop?'
Genuine email i've just received

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Chihuahua found posting pictures on website.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# REFLECTIONS OF ELVIS
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Does not contain any child fucking Islamic prophets.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# MINDLESS FRENZY SWEEPS THE WORLD
at Apple stores
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Religious? Get your righteous outrage here
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Kate's Clunge! Pictures inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Kates' flange centerfold inside.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:59, archived)
# With all-new B3ta Maps™
(Beta)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Photoshops of dead policewoman special
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Dog home goes out of business
calls in retrievers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Rioting like alcoholics at the premier of "Hangover 3".
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# You can skip to blasphemous video in 5
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Do it in morse code
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Putting the e in email
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
# There are two kinds of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Behead those who insult Gangnam Style
There is no style but Gangnam Style and Psy is its prophet
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# B3ta search, powered by Apple
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Behead those who insult Apple's maps
There is no map but apple's map and iphone 5 is its profit
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Edit:
أنا الزنجبيل، من فضلك لا تقتلني.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# WITH ADDED PIX OF KATE'S CHEBS FOR YOU PLEBS...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# *ting-ting* Out of my way, plebs!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Please buy this space, it's only 50p more than a mention below
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Behead those who insult Kate's tits
There is no tit but Kate's tit and Prince William is its prohpet
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# iPho e 5 edi io . We pr m se it w ll impr ve
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# IPHONE MAPS ENRAGES MUSLIMS BY LOCATING MECCA IN CHISWICK
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)