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# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue548/

QUESTION: What's your favourite joke punchline?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Badum tish!
Thanks Robert :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Ta Rob
It was a shih-tzu
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# "Well, it won't suck itself!"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# so he flips him over
and funnily enough it landed on all four wheels and they drove away
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Cheers, Bobbyrobs!
Something to procrastinate with, that isn't anything I do toilet through.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# "Have you tasted the ice cream?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# "I've been ill."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# "No, you have bowel cancer".
ta rob
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Yes, that was a trifle bazaar
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# The monkey refused, so the priest pushed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# You bitch you ruined my life
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# So where do you want these blinds hanging?
(minimalist ..., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Cheers Rob
IT WAS AN IRON BAR LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# so that why my knickers have C & A on them!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# \o/
Newslettered, cheers and thanks and stuff.

Chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Fuck off you red nosed basterd
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# "Shit in her cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
# turns out it was aids
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)
# "Room for 2 knights please."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Period.
(my browser mucks it up, or there's a rattlehead link that is missing)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Yes I did. I shat in your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# A stick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I just ate a load of hot buttered corn.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:34, archived)
# No nurse!
I said "remove his spectacles!"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# "That was from the man who shat in my pants."
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Eventually though, all charges were dropped and he was released back into society.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Why that's the beer that made Mel Famy walk us.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
#
Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's your turn in the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:55, archived)
# The one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:33, archived)