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# Image Challenge vote
Vote! Vote! Vote!

Real life album sleeves
After the wild success of our Real Life Movie Poster challenge, it's vital that we now recreate famous album covers using one photo - with no editing.

Doomsday weapons
Design a doomsday weapon to help take over the world.

Illustrate the most bizarre but true fact that you can find
e.g. Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act it is explicitly illegal in Britain to use a machine gun to kill a hedgehog.

Sports for geeks
After the disaster that was London 2012, it's time to invent some new sports. For geeks.

Here's the votey click madness:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I'm sorry but I don't see what any of these suggestions have to do with sticking things up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:35, archived)
# typical fucking med school graduate
the ones i knew were all obsessed with shoving things up people's arses. and throwing up two pints of cheap vodka across the union. mainly throwing up two pints of cheap vodka across the union, to be fair, and this was st andrews so there wasn't much else to do.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:41, archived)
# How dare you, I NEVER threw up two pints of cheap vodkae across the union, I never event went to the union.
I was barely ever sober enough to leave my halls.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I bet you didn't play rugby and try and shove things up your team-mates either
You should be grateful you didn't go to the Bute
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:45, archived)
# I'm a huge rugby fan and played a lot in the past but I balk
at the inserting stuff up my rear idea. I'll do the drinking bit, quite happily.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Ah, but were you in rugby teams at universities drawing a large number of students from public schools?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I was in rugby teams at public schools
before I went to University.

Which was before I dropped out to get some REAL drinking done...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Ooooh
Sorry to hear that. You'd have loved* St Andrews.

* Been irritated by the bellends in the rugby team at
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Rob fingers kids
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Classic failed med-student behaviour, that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:45, archived)
#
Recreating Album Covers has been done before.

Sport for Geeks sounds the most promising.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Business cards, sellotape, HB pencil.
sellotape HB pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Mine doesn't have anything written on it
The album is just the wall
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I enjoyed jumpy orange shapes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:32, archived)
# We should have run
static blue shapes the following week.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:52, archived)
# or "400px wide green squares"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Here, I'll start the ball rolling.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I Instagrammed mine
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:14, archived)
# I'd keep an eye on him, he looks a bit jaundiced
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:20, archived)
# What do we tell our brain when it says the time has come to hate these images?
Not today.

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 3:37, archived)
# I think I just saw this on a commercial.
I had no idea it was yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:17, archived)
# i miss the old libyan flag
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:50, archived)
# you need more weapons training
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:00, archived)
# utter shite, well done
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:39, archived)
# :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Quite like the bizarre facts one
A lot of scope for stuff there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I agree, bizarre facts is very obviously the way to go
if only Fraser's sockpuppets would stop voting for the distressingly obvious "real-life photo albums" one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:42, archived)
# It's turning the place into fucking facebook.
Why such hideously ugly people would want to plaster pictures of themselves over the internet is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:45, archived)
# It's the modern fad for therapy
"Shit-ugly? Don't worry, it's not you! You're beautiful! Put those photos out there! Jesus, put it away, man."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:47, archived)
# My face came dead last in real life movie posters :)
And I probably look better with make-up on...
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# haha :)
if it's real-life album covers do one of aphex twin's.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# :)
Windowlicker it is then. Now where did I put my bikini?
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:30, archived)
# "Recreate, with no editing and you as the star, photos or short videos from shock sites" would be a better option.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:47, archived)
# How else will I recreate 'Tomb of the Mutilated' by Cannibal Corpse?
(Probably wouldn't look for it if you're at work. Or have taste.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
I'd vote for this one. I'd be waiting for the lemonparty/goatse/tubgirl mashup.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Mashup ew
that'd be messy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Tubrob?
Two mods one dog?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Probably has more scope for humour as
Illustrate the most bizarre but believable fact that you can make up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:06, archived)
# seriously though
what the fuck
why aren't you even putting gay robots to vote?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:46, archived)
# You can't go round offending the gays, some of them are well sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:48, archived)
# What about us robots?
We've got feelings too, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Perhaps it's right that you're given a platform.
Mincing mecha unite!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:52, archived)
# the suggestion isn't 'take the piss out of those disgusting gay robots'
it's 'gay robots' you can be as positive as you like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I can only think of C3P0 and Data.
And possibly Johnny Five but I'm not sure about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Kryten
We could do C3P0, Data and Kryten re-enacting Lemon Party.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:54, archived)
# As I've said before,
C3P-O...M.....G......!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Please don't say that again.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Yes, I'm sorry.
*sits on naughty step*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Gay robots with great big guns
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# it's clearly popular and there have been 5 years of new album covers since we last did it, but bindun
www.b3ta.com/challenge/recreatedalbums/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:51, archived)
# hahaha one of mine is on there, totally forgot about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
# They're superb, especially cockweasle's
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I've a great idea for a Lost Prophets one...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Topical
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Guns yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:08, archived)
# greek sports
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I have never moaned at an Image Challenge Vote
But come on! I didn't come up with an idea though.
Monkey tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I voted doomsday weapons because lol starwars innit
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:34, archived)
# not one reply
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:53, archived)