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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
The secret adventures of office equipment - lots of opportunity for stop frame animation (Lorem ips...)
ZX Spectrum - old scond place option, will it win this time? (monkeon)
Hipster WW2 propaganda - Shoreditch design the way to war (stonersmurf)
Museums - Make them more exciting (dolphinwhisperer)



reply with your answer challenge starts tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 7:47, archived)
# Option 1 pls
it will give me something productive to do at work
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:05, archived)
# I recently discovered that we still have a fax.
This isn't a vote ... but if anybody wants me to fax them a photocopy of my balls just lead leave your number below.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:13, archived)
# do you have to feed them in to the machine?
or does it just scan them with radiation?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:17, archived)
# I think they'll fit down the slot if I put them through the laminator first
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)
# very wise, should protect them from internet viruses and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:22, archived)
#
Fax: 020 7219 0918
(Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Anyone know where I can buy a fax?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 4:30, archived)
# Can't we have "grow virtual swastikas" compo?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:13, archived)
# I've said before, you don't need to wait for a competition to post photos of your blooms
edit - oh virtual, I thought you had an actual garden of them. Rubbish, that's not even trying.
Here's mine yy2.staticflickr.com/1239/1373660586_8d418d263c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:18, archived)
# Will the winning image get into the Newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:19, archived)
# doesn't it every week?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)
# into the what whatter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)
# Yeah, if I put some time into this I'd like some recognition for it, and maybe money
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:51, archived)
# no glory, no having fun and joining in, thems the rules
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:55, archived)
# Work makes you free, innit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:01, archived)
# Not that I'm saying rob is worse than Hitler, but, you know, he is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:02, archived)
# I think we're all worse than Hitler in our own little way
my watercolours are quite poor in comparison for example
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:03, archived)
# Upvoted.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Option B
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:52, archived)
# The secret adventures of office equipment
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:32, archived)
# 1, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:53, archived)
# I can hear the music as he walks
/possibly having a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:56, archived)
# haha, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:52, archived)
# erm...


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:00, archived)
# One, 1, won.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Juan
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Option 1 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)
# The secret adventures of office equipment please
also wtf are hipsters?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:47, archived)
# a style of underpant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks for the 'brief' explanation, underwear would make a good challenge achly
underwear would make a good challenge achly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Spectrum
Only because I ran a company that produced crap games that was bundled with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Really, which one?
(Asks author of Spectrum Game-of-the-Year 2011).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Target Software.
We also sold code for magazines that were 2 or 3 pages long that produced a couple of blocks on the screen that zoomed around and did nothing much at all really. Easy dosh. Those were the days. Sinclair were just down the road from where I lived too so that was rather handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Interesting. Never actually heard of it though!
Can't find much of a record at World-of-Spectrum either, apart from a few small ads.
You've been systematically erased from history!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:03, archived)
# You absolute rotter. I spend days typing your bloody programs into my Speccy only to find they didn't work.
Bug finding was much more fun than the resultant game. Sorry. I imagined Gears of War and got Wilf. Well, 3D Monster Maze.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
# I thought the bundled games were Space Invaders and Pacman clones from Bug Byte.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:16, archived)
# Depends which bundle we're talking about.
You never know, he could have written Thro'-The-Wall, Make-a-Chip or even that all-time classic, Survival.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# oh shit ... I'd totally forgotten the awesomeness* of the software starter cassette
* not awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:47, archived)
# That's because your biorythms are out of step.
There's a Speccy BASIC prog that can fix that...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:05, archived)
# I've organised the last thirty years of my life with random sine waves ... much more reliable than horoscopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:22, archived)
# I'll vote ZX, whatever that entails!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:11, archived)
# manic miner falling perpetually into Eugene's Lair while 8 bit Status Quo look on.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
# 1
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:14, archived)
# my vote goes to 1 or 3 -- whichever has more votes at closing time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:48, archived)
# I vote for whatever Pedro doesn't vote for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:25, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah,...funny stuff*
*not really though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:38, archived)
# ZX Spectrum!
Always FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:23, archived)
# I'm not sure which type of product I would like to not produce here buckshee.
I hear there's a "parallel project" which pays handsomely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Option B!!!!
And would it be possible to have a newsletter this week?
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
# 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:34, archived)
# fuck
This is too hard. Waah waah waaaah...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:05, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Office Equipment !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:00, archived)
# F
museums please

so much room to play

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 1:44, archived)
# Minecraft.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 4:28, archived)
# ZX Pectrum splease
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 7:49, archived)