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# Thought we'd offer up a tick by your name on B3ta, just like Elon is offering

but cheaper, as you can pay what you like, via donation.
b3ta.com/features/appeal/

BTW: If you don't get your icon, send me a gaz, and I'll do it manually. Not a shit pun.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:04, archived)
# Can I pretend to be a cunt without warning others first?
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:43, archived)
# pretend?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:02, archived)
# But how will I be able to prove that I am indeed the REAL PedroHin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:43, archived)
# Well it's offering the same level of authentication that Elon is promising
that the tick means you've sent some idiot who doesn't deserve your cash, your cash.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:44, archived)
# I don't like that you are calling Rob an idiot
😢😭
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:11, archived)
# it's a check mark
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:54, archived)
# YOU'RE a check mark!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:02, archived)
# ✅
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:07, archived)
# Oh hi
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:42, archived)
# HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:44, archived)
# you are
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:02, archived)
# There is no PedroHin, only Zuul
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:16, archived)
# We know you’re the one with his nose up nohaha’s ass.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:32, archived)
# you should eat more corn and peanuts then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:53, archived)
# <s> slim shady
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:41, archived)
# Can parody accounts have a cross?


(For some reason the donate page is taking ages to load)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:13, archived)
# IDGI
Srsly…how is that better than a nuke cloud or FUCKLIFT icon?
It isn’t.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:28, archived)
# Gorn icons NOW
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:28, archived)
# NEVAH GORNA HAPPEN
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:14, archived)
# I just tried to make one
and failed, because it is rather difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:38, archived)
# Uze filtahz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:43, archived)
# Iye uze ohnlee ther bezt filtahz
Filters/Artistic/Gornify
Filters/Decor/Add Gorns
Filters/Render/Pattern/Gorn

This is the best I can do, and it's just not good enough, damn it:


Looks more like a smudged lower case e, or a smudged stealth bomber, or just a smudge.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 15:55, archived)
# Jeeesh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 20:54, archived)
# GRrrrrRRRRRRRRRR!
Still shit:
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 22:37, archived)
# Nice Mule Head XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 0:23, archived)
# New icons yesss
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:33, archived)
# Yep - four new icons
a Tardis
a squirrel
a Pylon
a Tick
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:34, archived)
# Poor HT, bullied again :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:39, archived)
# If we donate extra, does the pylon make a sound?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:02, archived)
# It's making a sound already, what do you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:31, archived)
# It’s a grey squirrel though.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:05, archived)
# it's a red squirrel
rendered in greyscale
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:07, archived)
# your a tardis
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:56, archived)
# I respect your determination and those of your compatriots to refuse to call it a check mark despite the fact it's marketed and described as a check mark
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:46, archived)
#
Tick = check
Cheque = also check
Bill = also check
Currency note = bill
Crisps = chips
Chips = fries
Condom = rubber
Rubber = eraser
Trousers = pants
Petrol = gas
Cigarette = hate speech
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:54, archived)
#
Soon = momentarily
Orientated = oriented
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:04, archived)
# You leave Moggy out of this.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:03, archived)
# robbed = burglarized
never understood that one, it's like going to the hospital and saying you've been doctorized
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:26, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:49, archived)
#
Resident of Prague = also check
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:01, archived)
# i did a check and you're right so you get a check
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:05, archived)
# Ticket for use at a future sport event = check
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:16, archived)
# Draughts = checkers
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:20, archived)
# Sexing baby birds = chick check
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:03, archived)
# and is generally legal if you're rich, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:10, archived)
# When you're famous they let you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:30, archived)
# twice :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Aha. Just given a tenner.
Waiting for the ✅ of paid validation to appear.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:31, archived)
# Give him a chance, Robbo's probably down the offie spending it all on White Lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:59, archived)
# Outrageous slur
It's been discontinued. Frosty Jack's is the tramp juice of choice these days
(rogerzilla, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:25, archived)
# Is Pulse still a thing?
And what was the one that came in a lightbulb shaped bottle that was perfect for making bongs?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:31, archived)
# Orangina?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:06, archived)
# Big Ben?
(Astatine, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:51, archived)
# Shock!
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394277522103

IIRC they were about £3 at the time, and fucking vile. Still worth it for cider and rollups in the park, great days, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:12, archived)
# How do we know you are the real rob?
huh ?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:50, archived)
# He has a tick next to his name.
It's hidden under the check mark.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:10, archived)
# as I drew the tick myself using the pencil tool in photoshop
if I say it's a carrot it's a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:37, archived)
# 🥕?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:16, archived)
# My carrots are orange and they have leafy tops on:)
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:27, archived)
# get about from my carrots
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:29, archived)
# worst CDC evah
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:43, archived)
# He has a birthmark shaped like a ham on the side of his penus
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:54, archived)
# Now I’m not just fied,
I’m very fied.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:08, archived)
# Verified
The real 2 Can Chunder
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:41, archived)
# also tick
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:17, archived)
# there's the little fucker :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:38, archived)
# What if this is a parody acct?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:10, archived)
# they're all a parody of something
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Furtive 4 Lyf
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:35, archived)
# old skool crue
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:28, archived)
# if I was Elon I'd offering everyone furtives for $8
I once had someone offer me £50 for one back in about 2004 and I said no
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 2:00, archived)
# Suppose its about time I sent another donation and changed my icon.
Although its not showing any different ones yet I shall gaz our lord and master in the morning if its not showing by then. Unless he has done a runner that is or the board was hacked by some basement dweller who has managed to successfully nick said cash.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 1:47, archived)
# there you go old chap
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 1:51, archived)
# Many Thanks oh lord of b3ta
I've called off the Russian hit squad.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Try updating the 404 page once in a while
then I might chuck you some change you terrible twunt 😘
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:27, archived)
# I'm busy today
but ask me again another time coz I want to do it at some point
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:42, archived)
# OK
👍
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:32, archived)