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# she makes stamps like this
because she's scared people will recognise her if she goes to buy some.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rogan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# intresting
thoughts you are having there
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
#
are people reading my thoughts?!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rogan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I keep expecting him to attack any second.
Either that, or he's just lurking on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Hehe
(OB1, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *grabs at monitor*
Nooooo!

EDIT : Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Hippy barthday!
and suchlike.

Mmm.... I bagsy a slice of the one with cherries on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# hoppy birbundas
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Yay! Hippo Birdday!
On a smaller celebration, it's my B3ta birthday today. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Happy
B3taday!
(OB1, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Woo yay for us 17th of juners. :P
(Ekolb Modnar, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i hope i clicked and typed
right because there's a hole in my monitor

ppy bday!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Hippy Burpday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# oh wow. I'm 16 today!
Wow, I get to share it with someone else on b3ta. :D

~John.
(Ekolb Modnar, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
Ahh, I remember being 16... them were the good old days...
(OB1, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# And happy birthday to you.
Shame I had an exam today. Grrrrrrrrr. {wobbles head}
(Ekolb Modnar, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# happy birthday to you
I went to the zoo
I saw a fat monkey
and I thought it was you
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# she don't
like licking herself??


yay!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# that is
genius

(edit)
hahahahahahahah, contains pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Arf
Pants indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# What does the package contain?
Her handwriting's a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Yay
the Quims undercrackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# discoloured by her...
...milky wee
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha !
that's brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Mind piss
or just the traditional response..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I piss
on your mind you piss on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha !
that's brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# wierdly,
i did make some 'isthisyou' stamps once. but then i was worried that i'd end up in the Tower if i tried to use them.

(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# once the radio times printed
pictures of the woman from keeping up appearances on mock up stamps, which I cut out, stuck on postcards and sent - they were stamped by the post office as if real.

As a control, I tried it again with a picture of David Bowie, and they asked for postage upon delivery of that one.

that is true.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# that's great.
i love things like that.

apparently you can buy a special 'perfing wheel' (like a pizza cutter) to get the edges right...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# it'd be a great Mail Art project,
seeing which faces pass as stamps and which don't
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# maybe you should have tried pics of David
from his Space Oddity bubble cut years - quite queeny looking there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# You calling Bowie
a puff?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# he's a dame
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# well
by his own admission in the past he's been Betty bothways..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I thought he recanted and said it was
all a publicity stunt, though that may have been to keep Mrs Bowie happy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# but I thought he was married
to "a man"

(pun on iman)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# (see above)
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# you fucking loon
fantastic!
(icedragon, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Hoho
that's funny, that is.
(Angelblood, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# haha
v good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# you, monkeon
are fucking mental
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)