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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

It's pissing it down here

(but I don't have a brolly.)

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Geordie Al, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

It always rains in Newcastle

Legend has it.

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

it always rains on travis too

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

Only because he lied....

...when he was 17.

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

serves 'em right

for inventing that stupid mommy's mowhawk haircut

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

Yes, but I'm in Nottingham

working on my plan for World domination.
(Today, Beeston, tomorrow, Dunston, Thursday week - THE WORLD!)

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Geordie Al, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

the sun is out, the sky is blue

there's something something over you, but it's raining (doo doo dooodleoo) raining in my heart...

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

piss off

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

blimey!

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

hehehehehehehehehe

=8.)

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

hehe

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Hahaha.

I am one of those cunts. I also lug a big sports bag around with me to barge people out of the way.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

It's a pet hate of mine:

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

he he

i might print that one off too

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

That guy

Has no style whatsoever

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

LMFAO!

woo to you sir!
im gonna print both them off! lucky i run a print room huh !????

(champion_hero, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

In that case....

...print out thousands and leave them on buses, trains, anywhere public!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

100% FACT

I was walking down the street when I was little with mum, and these two girls was swinging there bags, one girl almost had my eye out. When we shouted 'oi', they started laughing.

Men can't use umbrellas, they swing them like cains and think they are gangsters.

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.90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

That

is a very interesting story. Last night I was "tiling the bathroom".

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

is that what they're calling it now?

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

I watched a car being filled up with petrol last tuesday

and nearly went to the cinema once

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

real men

nearly go to the cinema twice

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

I watched...

I saw a car caught on fire in a petrol station last week....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

i'm printing that off and sticking

it to people at lunchtime

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Do it please!

the message must be heard!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

That fucking annoys me.

It's only a bit of fucking water. Yeah, ok, if you're wearing your best suit/dress, or you're getting married or something, or it's proper lashing it down. Otherwise, just fucking get over it.

/rant.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

you

never wear your best dress any more :-(

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

I left it at your dads house.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

that`ll

be when I was `round porking your ma then

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

It's good the way our families get on

isn't it?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

don`t you mean

"get it on"? ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

*claps*

Hear hear

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

yeah!

Be proud and get wet. mmmmmmmm. in your suit.
mmmmmmmmmmmm.

goes off to combat prostate cancer

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bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

now might

be a good time for an umbrella ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

*he he he*

You could be right.

STAND CLEAR!

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bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

SWIM

FOR YOUR LIFE!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

and don't drink

the 'water'

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Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

Finished!

*combats feeling of self loathing for two minutes*

*forgets all about self-loathing and contemplates another bout*

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bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

i lucked out

when i got married. no cars involved, walked across the street from reception venue/hotel to the place we were getting married at and absolutely no rain! in March! yay! though we still have our giant umbrella we bought in case it did rain. which hubby managed to bop the pointyends on my head the last time we used it when we were out. they're fine if you're not on small pavements with loads of people (eg walking in a field to visit the ducks).

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Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

do you mean MR and MRs duck who live in ducksfield

loveley couple

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Same at my wedding.

Pissing it down all week, then blazing sunshine. Walked across the road from the hotel to the venue, got married, got pissed.

Good day had by all...

Pissed it down again the next day... :)

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

i have an 8 pronged shitty stick

to get people out of my way

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

I always liked

it when people say to you when you come in soaking wet

"is it raining?"

witty retort from thebear master of humour and mystery

"No, I just sweat a lot"

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

"no, someone just pissed on my head out of a 2d storey window. Now give me a hug you bastard".

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

2d windows are the worst.

flatter than normal....

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

If you don't mind

I'm going to pop that on a tshirt:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

I'll have one!

XXL and a tiny one for thebearcub who already has a sexpistols t-shirt from his Auntie Dutchbird (edit:there is only one dutchbird)!

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaw

email me on [email protected] with size and address and I'll come round and nick your computer. No sorry I meant see what I can do

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

i did wonder

where the other one was.

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

Thank cripes for that

the world isn't ready for two dbs

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

there isn't a tandem built for them either!

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

its best for me not to comment :)

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

Feel free

The more people get the message the better

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

fantastic !

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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

haha

i like the giant umberellas that seem to give the owner a sense of importance, but just make it look like they were sold a parasol by mistake.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

Yeah there is one reason only for having a golfing umbrella

and that is staying dry on the golf course!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

speaking as a golfer

~~i'd just like to say that women shouldn't be allowed on the course and fox hunting is our national sport and we should send em all back where they came from~~you can't play golf with a brolly, get a fucking mac

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

A good point well made...

...that was covered in my original rant:

www.b3ta.com/board/1224381

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

My sentiments

exactly.

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GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

I concur

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Ptortoise, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

Woo

fucking Hoo!

Being 6 foot 3, I am at the exact height to be poked in the eye by the brolly weilding cunts. I wish they would fuck off. Still Brighton's really sunny today.......

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

as it's weather watch time

it's fucking pissing down in cambridge

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

i actually quite enjoyed walking to work

with a bacon sarnie & a coffee this morning. i was an hour late, which made the rain slightly more bearable.

that 'lunch-aid' place does nice crispy bacon.

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

i'll try it next time i'm in town

i work out in the sticks unfortunately

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

Bingo!

w/y/h

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

class!

love the alt tag too!
woo!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

fuck off

if you have to wear a suit every day, getting wet is a bloody nuisance.

I keep my brolly out of harm's way, but I have been known to stab whinging twunts to death with it...

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custard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

its sunny here

it always is

Morning!

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

that looks nice, where are you?

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

mallorca

;)

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

Bastard!

(except I see you a girl. And a particularly attracive one at that, if I may say so.)

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

oooh, you jammy devil!

shouldn't you be on the beach then? it must be 11.30, you should be on your third martini of the day! ;)

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

im on my way!

Im waiting for my friend to pick me up.
you want me to leave or what?

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

not at all

you bring a ray of sunshine to the board whenever you're on, i'd just hate to see you missing out on good sitting in the sun time ;)

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

awwww

:) *hugs*

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

*has to go for a lie down*

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

I wish I was

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

come on down you all!

Mallorca b3ta bash :D

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

*packs case*

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

YAY!!!!

that would be so much fun!

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

i'll pack my speedos

and my sombrero, i'm not going to need much else...

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

blumme.

Looks nice.
Look at your tan dammit!
I will be tanned in september though-
Dubai!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

would

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

tres bon

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

I just hate

how every brolly seems to be specifically manufactured at my eye-height for the pointy bits, no matter the size of the person carrying it...

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

Even midgets?

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

Yes!

They have extra-long handles, just to be cunts!

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)