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(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Never a truer pic posted!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# pffft - hahahahahaha
I shouldn't find that funny, but I do.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# in continuation....
Is the BQ bar nice? I always assumed that it would be full of weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# How the fuck
am I meant to answer that considering you well know I live at BQ?!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# you live in B & Q
which aisle?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Shower and bath fittings
All those nozzles and taps to fiddle with....mmmmm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# heehee
wanna come flap my fins and try out my sucker mouth? *wink wink*
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# are you sure you spelt wink right
(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# :D
The place is a bit odd. Like a modern day commune. And the guard was scarey!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Oh it's not that bad.
The bar is okay, bit pricey for soft drinks but not bad. I would say you should come down for a drink some time, but not having met you, that might be a bit wierd!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# :o)
Probably......but I never turn down the offer of a drink - you're on!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Alright then
just lemme know when. Is the wife going to come along too?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I can think of soooo many answers to that question....
....but I'll settle on:
I will ask and see if she isn't too big yet! She is off alchohol at the moment too - which insn't much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# It must be
hard for her to look at you whilst sober.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Pah
She thinks I am rather handsome actually.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# poor deluded woman
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# :(
Her and my mother both said it so it must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Poor thing, I'm sure she just loves
to sit and watch you drink!
However, if you do want to do this, and seeing as I'm not on b3ta 24 hrs a day - in fact not at all at weekends, how do you let me know? There didn't seem to be an email address on your website - at least not one I could get to.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I am on:
paul dot preacher at carrlyons dot com

or

paulpreacher at btopenworld dot com

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Okidoke
I will email you something this afternoon probably, but in the meantime I need to go and do some food shopping and then actually do some work, so I'm logging out now.
Laters, all.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# internet
flirt!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Fuck off, you,
he's a married man! I'm just being neighbourly! :P
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# what she said :)
It's true - turns out we are neighbours. But I think he was joking!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# 'Sokay
I know he was joking :)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# see ya later
drop me an email for beerage!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Haaaaahaha
I likes that!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# :D
this comp's looking good.
(snitchell, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# woo yay!
thats great!
and true!
(Skitgraves, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Only three lines?
That's very short for you!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# He got
Scrolling Elbow yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# easy.
He seems to have learned his lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# let's hope so
I can live without another day like that
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Has the clock
stopped ticking then?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# agreed,
today I am tired, hot and irritable.

more so than yesterday- would like to experience calming and happy things today.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Not to worry
the Friday afternoon wank-fest will kick in soon
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# sounds likely
if my boss isn't in the office, then the trolls seem to come out to play.
I'm not entirely convinced they aren't all my boss, being a tosspot while working from home
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# :-(
still- if I keep churning out stuff that makes me smile then maybe, just maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# bwhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# hehe
vay good.

You forgot "Trouser-filling" on the speedo :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# "pant wetting" would be more apt
for the laydeez.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Are you a Tena-Lady?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Nearly
Don't you remember:
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'd forgotten that I did that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I couldn't remember who it was
spazzed back, and it came as no surprise to find that it was you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# :D
I remember convincing you they were real for about two minutes as well.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# You'll notice
that I am going through the same cycle of conversation.
www.b3ta.com/board/883758

Did you know they've taken the word gullible out of the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Christ almighty!
We must have the same conversations here all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# And not all of them
revolve around norks.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Except this one
now has
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# heheheheh
norks....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# what is that thing on the left then?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Rev
counter.

Funnily enough I don't actually drive.
This is possibly the most ironic posting ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# ha
(I obviously forgot to close my sarc tags again)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# haha
You funny.

MORE JAM I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# TRAFFIC JAM!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# aha very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# my sister claimed for years that although she drove fast she was the safest driver she knew...
she has written off 4 cars and smashed in the side of her husbands TVR, last month she got a year long driving ban for doing 112mph

I laughed
she cryd
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# send her
this pic.

I'm sure she will love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# good idea.
Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# rev counter
genius
(easymistake, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# ha!
"this is not your speed"

classic
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Very good
though praps stop now may be better before shut eyes
(Scarrott, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Genius
Pure, unadulterated, genius.
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)