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# a friend has just rung to say
he just overtook a brown mini with 'We Love the Web - B3ta' painted or taped to the side of its bodywork.

Any of you lot by chance?

(got to go to a meeting, will not be able to reply with more details for a while - I have no more at the moment anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that'll be
justheres mini
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# ahh
that car is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# indeed
very tempted to buy it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# WHAT!
he's selling his mini!??!!?!?!???!?!?!!


no! he cant.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
#

in here
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# apperently so
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# so
am i.
But I have no money and already a car, absolutely shite as it is..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# hehe
i would have bought it if he was still about yesterday, but he wasn't, so i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# *sound of fond memories fading into distance*
(Fellmeister, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# where is he recently?
not enjoying "the outside world", i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# not exactly
he's been enjoying Leeds and Edinburgh, but in the company of b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Really?
How cool is that?!
(Fellmeister, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Cool!
That's Justies car.

Spreading the word.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Who is Justie
and why does everyone but me know this person?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# queue
mattsimpks (?) ani-gif

B3tan justhere btw
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# erm.... not mattsimpks
but...

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I shared a bed with that man.
ah, happy days...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# phwoar!
two of the sexiest b3tans in the same bed, bet you lot were fighting the women off.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# With sticks,
big sticks...with nails in the ends.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Slut.
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# You're just
jealous.
Still, I expect you'll be creeping into my tent this weekend, expecting suchor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# ooh oooh
where you camping? can we come?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Its a
juggling convention this weekend in Crawley, if you are interested (and it will be fun, drink, food, a couple of shows, me on stage, games, lazing about, that sort of stuff...oh and circus workshops and stuff) clicky here.


Its cheap as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Bought your ticket
yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# What?
I thought I was getting in free...seeing as how I'm compereing the renegade...that's what usually happens...I'm speaking to my agent
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# *sound of trap closing*
Yep, looks like we got us another one!
Ma, bring me my biggest poking stick...


You don't think we'd give you *any* reason to not turn up, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I will be
coming fear not...

I hate it when you wind me up...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# *looks around*
*drops unfeasible large key into drain*
*walks off, whistling innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# LET
MEE FREEEEE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Oh, alright then
*frees Bovine*
Just follow the trail of Spam sandwiches, until you get out of the woods.
You're on your own from there.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I will
attempt to eat healthily this convention.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# OK
So it'll be Laguna Blu for you then? (No eggs, of course).
Oh and no alcohol?

Hang on - "attempt". Well, it doesn't have to be a very good attempt, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# back once again
as the renegade master?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Yes,
ill behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# He he
Bovine - Leader of the Renegades :o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# That's me,
all talk, no talent.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I wouldn't say that
You're not *all* talk...






...and I guess you are a bit talented, too
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I'm hardly
a man of action am I.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# are you anywhere near Billinghurst?
We camped there last week...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Horsham,
thats very near Billingshurt...ish.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# thought so.
anyway, we er...camped there the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Oh,
I see...was it...um...fun?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# er...yes
it was very nice thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Ah..
did you..er..eat..food at all?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# You'll have to
Get there first.
Given your recent performances, I won't believe it until I see it* ;o)




*The use of the word "it" does not imply a sexual reference
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Yes?
You called?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Not you,
you're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# chump
maaaannnn beaa......oh, hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# who..? me...?
repost at this time of day?

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I
was close , an extra t and a misplaced s and k , not bad for me that !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Heh...
I meant that I'd already reposted the graphic by the time I got round to reading your post. I'm such a tart.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I got yer !
was just impressed by my rememberingness !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# He would be
the one on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# gee
thanks for that......

;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Thought
you'd appreciate it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# you
mr titchy!

just wait.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# As if
I haven't posted worse photos of me on here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# hurrah !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# TJ
worse than goatse

no, I mean it. think really, really carefully before going here. It's SFW I suposse, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/


[edit] The Chopper collection is pretty sound, too - but there's no bridge and no shark. Haven't been to rotten.com for ages. Now I remember why.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# no
thats NSFW NSFA and just fucking unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# is this
the one with the prolapse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# UM
according to Snopes
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# who say it's real, but false
(warning: equally unpleasant image here)
www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# If by prolapse
you mean where his arsehole exploded and left a big pinky thing hanging out of his lycra then yeah...
(Fellmeister, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# that's the one
this is far more pleasant, safe and amusing:
poetry.rotten.com/suzuki/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# it's also
rather glassy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# oh
cock off!

;oP

I needed something to get the previous image out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I should of know
it was gonna be that.

Excuse me while i go bleach my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# yes
yes
yes
yes
it was one of us lot
we drive and surf the interweb at the same time
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Much like this?


4th time, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
#
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)