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edit : yipee! front page! ta! lol!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# WTF?
LOL!!!11
ROLFMAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# So obvious
brain wee :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# 3-way Brain Wee
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i like the term
"brain wee"

so much more silly than mind p*ss...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# The technical
term is mental urination.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# micturation i think...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Cognitive
effluent?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
#
cerebral micturition
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Brain wee tacular.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
ROLFMAO!


woo/yay/houpla
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# ROTFLMAO
Worthy of FP IMO
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# yay
ha, thats ace
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# wtf?
lolol etc.

i heard that on the radio this morning. are they really closing chatrooms? am i going to have to resort to grooming you lot?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I have fleas
can you start on me first?

(Edit) ps. morning!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# mornin'
did hugo show you the meg thing i found yesterday?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# no!?
he did say that you are a mad fucker though!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# i was clearing out my inbox and chanced upon the meg thing, so had a quick flick through, this was in the submissions...
Sign: Taurus
Author: 420

im going to look for pussymystic meg im hunting you down when i get you im going to rip your skin of your face then throw a hand full salt at your face then break every fingers and toes with a hammer you think your scary im going to make a coet out of your skin im going to take your teeth out with some pliyers if you meet me one day i will show you


so i approved it ;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# i hope you didn't correct the typos in that one!!
woooooooooo!

good to see you are still checking there :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# i remember every now and again
and i left it exactly as it was...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)
# board_stats
have been updated *again* - I think it's a weekly thing.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# ou sont les stats?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# La
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Ici
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ici
b3ta.com/board_stats
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# damn
i've gone down two places...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# and i am still holding on by the skin o me teeth!
hahah Bovine chats most in morning and afternoon!

wheeeee....
as usual, the random posts are the best!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Just keep posting.
Must beat dutchbird.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# i've been trying so hard
i must make the top 30, i must i must
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# interesting that ITLAPD
the board was not THAT busy... and the quietest friday in that time frame...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# its easy, just suspend your social life.....
strrrrrraight in at number 14.......
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# so-ci-al li-fe?
what? never heard of it? where can i get one?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Your obsession
is becoming rather unhealthy.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# please
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# itll be boards next....you mark my words....
next thing you know you'll be back on the street in your dirty overcoat, offering lollies and lifts home to little girls, and asking if theyve ever seen puppies before...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# is this a uk thing or worldwide???
I'm confuzzled
no more chat rooms? does that include IRC?
EDIT/ Google is my info buiatch
uk.news.yahoo.com/030924/325/e997p.html
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Bloody reactionaries!
I despise the vilification of the internet for all that is bad with the world. Paedophiles have always existed. In the 1940's you were just told to stay away from Odd Uncle Dave down the street as everyone knew what he was up to. Now we act like it is a new phenomenon thanks to lazy summer journalism where we have to have the obligatory Sun/Mirror/News of the World Paedo-Fiasco. Luddites should be strung up and not given the right to vote/breed. Bunch of fuckers.

/RANT
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# "Paedo-Fiasco"
Hehehehehe
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# PAEDOGEDDON
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# You are
the crazy world of Arther Brown
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# An entire world?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Have you seen the Brass Eye Pedo-special?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Coz
It's one of the insults he throws at that Pedo. (in case you didn't know WTF I was on about)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Shrub Rocketeer!
Yes indeed. The man is a genius.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Isn't it something ridiculous
like 90% of all child abuse is committed by a close friend or family member?
I think we should ban families and friendship.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# You are probably right.
So they should really be banning family get-togethers rather than chat-rooms. Which would be a good idea on so many levels.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# i agree
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# We could also ban
priests.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# And Odd Uncle Dave
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# not with my family...
[edit] oh right, misread it the first time. yes.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# I'm with you on this one...
you'll never hear "couple meet over the internet, get married, and have a happy life together" or "website holds party, everyone has great fucking time". You'll only hear about the bad shit. Bunch of paranoid fuckers in the media. Sensasionalist paranoid cunts.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# so true
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# apart from us that is
its a year for munkt0n and me next weekend!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# *does little dance of congratulations*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# it was meant to be ironic
it's well over a year here - losing track of time, but i've still got a ring on me finger :)

and congrats :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Congrats
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I agree
lets form a union! How about the Campaign Uniting New Technology?.....No hang on.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# hahaa!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Can I be a
(photo)shop steward?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Society for Harnessing Internet Technology?
Wide-Area Network Klan?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Technology Workers Allignment Treaty?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Computer Literate International Technology Organisation Reasearching Internet Safety
except nobody would ever be able to find us...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# /Red Dwarf?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# originally, yes....
but I still think it was clever of me :-)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I was not questioning....
....your tortured genius.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# We should get the Daily Mail
to cover the next b3ta bash. That'll show 'em
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# the wouldn't....
...get out alive.

The daily mail has arrived; RELEASE THE CHEESE!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Reminds me of the Bill Hicks thing about drugs stories in the news.....


"you never hear positive drugs stories in the news. THE NEWS means it should be impartial. It's not the BAD news.....

'Today, a kid on acid thought he could fly and lept off a building... What a tragedy....


What a Dick! If he though t he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? You don't see ducks queueing up to take elevators so they can fly south?"

"Hey look! Tommies a pig! Ceck it out! Get it on the news!"

"Today, a kid on acid realised that all matter was simply energy slowed to a low vibration. There was no such thing as death, life is but a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves....... Here's Tom with the weather...."
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# hehehe! however
no-one ever laughs out loud during rush-hour. Except Mentalists.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I do
And I always get a double seat.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Yep, that's how I get to sit open legged too.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I,
Darkedge, Vulga and several other B3tans have done The Hussle during rush hour.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# that
should SO be animated into the picture!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# do The Hussle!
do do do do do-de-do doop-de
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# call me a mentalist then!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# mentalist
;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# aha
but the driver does
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# that
is brilliant
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Ha!
So all those sad gits with nothing better to do than talk in a stupid language on the internet will have to find something else to... hang on...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Top stuff
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# hehe
etc
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# arf!
genius.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# laugh out loud
I was rolling on the floor laughing my arse off at that one. I mean what the fuck?
woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# No, you mean
WTF ;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# HELMANSMAYO!
They should have been locked in to the chatrooms for eternity, instead of turfed out.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)
# I'm a fourteen year old
boy and now where am I going to go to chat up girls?

Note for the monitoring authorities: this was a joke, I'm a 36 year old fat bloke I admit it, but I am not grooming anyone. OK?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Really,
fourteen you say.
I am a 13 year old girl.
Do you like Busted, fer shure, Charlie is a dreeamboat.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# dreamboat?
you have to be kidding.. no one says "dreamboat" it's a dead give away that you are OLD OLD OLD!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I believe the young people refer to
attractive individuals as being "buff" these days
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# i think you are right!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I like all those boy bands
like um take er that but im not allowed to listen to them because i have to study hard for my o levels.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# =D
hahahha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)