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# Denied Chat, kiddie fiddlers move to other areas of the net
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha ah ah.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Do you like Randy Newmans music?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# is this
going to be a short joke?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrr
no

what's your favourite song of his?

Mines "Short People"

oppps I lied
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# You leave him alone,
he'll get his taller friends onto you, and Jelly Babies can be mean when they're riled.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Someone please clear this up for me
How tall is stouffer? Someone told me he wasn't actually tall, I don't know what to believe...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# 5' 3"
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ah found it:
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# actually
those Kinder choccie things are absolutely delicious. I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I think you
are too old for him.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# groom groom groom
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Would you like a sweetie
Little Girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# would you like one of these soft werthers originals
they're in my pocket here get one for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# sorry
can't stand toffees.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# **puts hand in**
*shocked*
*puts hand in again*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# mmmm,
they appear to have got some hair stuck to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# What was the link for
the hairy Cuban badger again? You know, that ugly toothy cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Lovely. Who'd have thought it eh? An "engine for searching"?
Mad.

This is the link I will use; www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822421.html

Ripe for shopping.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# You keep posting things like that
and you'll have your little boy taken away from you!


ps. I work for the crime squad.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Nah, not in this country. We have....
freedom of speec.....

SICK_DAD HAS BEEN LOGGED OFF
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# No one works at the serous crimes squad
they just arrange accidents in custody for irish suspects
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I don't work for the serous [sic] crimes squad,
I work for the shifty crimes squad.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# handeh
because you'll get their personal details straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Speaking from
experience per chance.

(PS the jelly tots are in the post)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Me?
Never, Driven snow, me!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Not the
yellow variety then?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# but the snow was driving a big blue car
with a box of non-existant puppies in the boot
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Would you like
a Werther's Original, my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# pfffft!
*gigglefest*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# That is very wrong
but very funny too
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# haha
you're going to hell.

first class
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I've found the...
..
(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
wank it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)