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# Sweet...
...Jesus what the hell is this?? It'd scare me - and I'm not a child (even though those girls keep saying I'm hung like one.. damn them to hell...)
(G-Funk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# google them
there's a (very odd) site and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I fucked her.
And the girl out of Hanson.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love that expression, together with:
"I haven't had this much sex since I was a primary School teacher"

Stops the conversation every time.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# that
just gave me spongs from all over the office when I told it to a workmate.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Heheheheh
Best used with people who know you are joking!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# But Primary School teachers
are sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# It's a sex toy!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# it's a toy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# it's
a boobah. or a poopah. one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# That's one of them things
with the cyclodelic website what was in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# have you not seen their site?
it's sheer brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# threadjack
OK BITCHES!

LISTEN UP
i need the name of a famous tv magician.

not. uri gellar or david blaine or paul daniels.

Ideally the nice guy who does cards.
anyone?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# david copperfield.
or that fat one who was married to victoria wood.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# nope
this one ain't fat either (the great stupendo)
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# David Nixon
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# the great soprendo
ali bongo
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Ali Bongo!
That brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Geoffery
Durrum was the great soprendo.
Piff Poff Poof
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# pedant
piff paff poof
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Just
POOF thanks
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# pif paf
poof!
(jakeohoho, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Paul Zenon?
possibly zerdin
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# if only
fat boab was here to tell the story of me and paul zenon.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# he paid you four pounds for sex?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I always
liked the robots on his series Tricks and Tracks.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# that's it
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(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# thankyou
I was going all bruno over that.
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
first time i've seen that. rolf mayo ! evil is good. hahahahahaha
(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# did i
coin a phrase... cewl.

now all i need is the nautilus and i can die a happy man.
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Gary Spangle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# is he the one?
i don't know.

it doens't work in google, is he a cheeky chappie that is on tv all the time talking about blaine?
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I made him up.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# You know the friend
who has the friend who's related to Rolf Harris? Let's call her Mary. Well Mary's godfather is the Great Sorprendo.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# you're making this up now
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# I am not
her godmother is Penelope Wilton.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# You should get that guy who did Rock Family Trees
to help you get it all down in a neat concise manner :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Admittedly her Dad is a bit of
a showbiz fella... The best tidbits being that she once lived in Fellini's house. Also her Dad met Samuel Beckett and Jack Kerouac. Grumble.. grumble...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# i believe you
i think
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# she's mentioned it to me in the past
though it could just be some huge delusion.
It's often best to humour her, so she doesn't turn nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Sooty
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# pffffrt
you silly
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# The Great Soprendo?
Don't know if he's nice or does cards though
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# yes, it's him
or possibly tommy cooper
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I know the one you mean yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Jerry
Sadowitch
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# *ahem*
Gerry Sadowitz
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# aye,
Ebeneezer Goode
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# apparently,
that had nothing to do with drugs whatsoever.

said without a hint of sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# e's are good e's are good
no, never!

Entertainment starts with an e.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# nope not him.
but i do like it when he turns up to gigs and just plays with his cards all night snearing at people going near him.

good lad
(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# harry anderson?
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Harry Potter?
?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Harry Karri.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Harry Harry
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Nice guy who does cards =
Bruce Forsythe.
(Auntie Vera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# What are we?
Your "LISTEN UP i need the name of a famous tv magician" bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# errr
what now bitch?


it was paul zenon.




(doktored, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# spaz the newsletters,
and there will lie you answer
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)