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# YAY! IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! I ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Happy Birthday...
...you fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Leave him alone..
Its only once you expect to start growing pubes, and he's got anothher few months left..

Please brother, promote happiness, none of this cuntish stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot the
"cunt" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# ...
you fucking OLD cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yay
rock on!

ya queer bent bastard
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# err yeah
what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# yay
for cunts birthdays!!!!!

happy birthday chicken of the male persuasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# but you're only 13!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# yay!
happy birthday sir!

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# HPBD!!
here, have some cake!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Hippo
Birdie
2
Ewe
(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# what percent
of old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# if we take 75 as the age of dying
and, let's face it, that's being optimistic *cough*


then i'm 33.33333333333333333333333333333333% of the way there...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Wow...
...I'm a full World Cup older than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# pension time.
flappy buffday!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# happy birthday chumpette
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I think
you should put a Lancs bash in the scheduler for next weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hmm okey dokey
saturday night tis then
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# added
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Good.
Please groom some freshers for me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Slappy mirthday!
You utter, utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I love him really
in a deeply gay way.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# haha,
you said deeply.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# he does
and he tries to make it a surprise every time. he's like kato in the pink panther films
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# kunto
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# woo!
happy birthday :)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yay!
!!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# dude
you're fucking old now, man.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# happy birthday, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# it's Dan's birthday
it's Dan's birthday
it's Dan's birthday
it's Dan's birthday
it's Dan's birthday

guess what

it's Dan's birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Ra whanau ki a ia
rā whānau ki a ia
rā whānau ki a Daaaaaaaan...
rā whānau ki a ia!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Hahah...
You're now 1 year closer to incontinence, the onset of senility and a slow, painful death.

Trust me, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Cunting
birthday, muther fuckin' birthday cuntin' fuck
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Do they allow presents on your ward?
Thought not.
I'll just have to drink it instead.

Happy birthday... hope they lay off the electroshock treatment for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)