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# You are all..
Cocksucking twats who
Have no life that like to
Anally rape dogs that have
Vaginas and the dogs speak for once and say,
SHIT GET THE FUCK OFF ME
(I am an Oddity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# you'll note we prefer cat's to dog's
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# mostly prefers kittens
/bends over

(what's your username from btw? - stumped)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# rentaghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# it a follow on from yesterday's user name

*goes all butch* yay i'm the giver for once
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# what was it? forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# was a jim henson cartoon......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Muppet babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# yesterday yes

today is another henson show, but not cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# You guys have no fucking eyesight.
Look, read the first letter in every line.
(I am an Oddity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# YCHAVS?
It's still not a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# i dunno, we tend to take things like that at face value.
it's hard not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# seeing as though none of us
(to my knowledge) is a CHAV then it's still insulting
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Believe me
We're not chavs. But you seem to have the characteristics of one....
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# well that's all right then
so long as we're all chavs - i feel so much better.



cock
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Yes, very clever.
But you won't find chavs here. We don't condone the wearing of Burberry.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# or thongs
or burberry thongs
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Indeed.
But cut it out with the extraneous apostrophes already!!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# sorry
consider it edited and done
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Good boy.
/administers patronising pat on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Thanks mummy

/end sarcastic voice
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Or Thongs!
...hold on, yeah you said that.

(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Or
inappropriate apostrophe usage
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# This is like a radio 4 quiz.
Council
Housing
And
Violent
(the original woodsman, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# And the definition of the word,
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Ahhhhh
would that it were


/Robert Robinson mode off
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# So just to check
Today has seen threads with no pictures or entertainment value to:

a)Note that sometimes ladies have periods
b)They feel smug in their middle class superiority

Fuck this, I'm off to find more squirrel pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# "b)They feel smug in their middle class superiority "
thank you, i'm glad it's not just me who feels that way about the chav bashing

see my mini rant from last night
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Linky
I'd go on glasscocx, but, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# i can't be arsed to go back now
but basically it was "yes, some of them have done some annoying things in the past and a handful (i.e. lazygamer) have genuine reasons to dislike some of them.... but can we fucking drop it already, it's getting a bit boring"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# I have some
very personal squirelly pics.
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# You're
not in "the Streets " are you?
(Boomshanka, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Yes, yes, oh yay.
He's infected my mind, I tell thee.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
#
If y'say so...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# How do they
find these things out?
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# it was in the newsletter
wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# cock off
your gay

dick
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# who squeezed the jam out of your donut?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Doughnut



/penguin pedalling pedant

.
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# yay
you're lovely. have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# can i lick your eyeball please?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Garth!
That was a haiku!*


*100% NOT*
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Garth

(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# In the words of bewitched:
"Get a loif!"
(edhead, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Some people say I look like my da'
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# whatever happened
to b*witched anyhoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# They're
In my dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I killed them
then fucked them.


or was it the other way round?


nah, right first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# blimey you got it all so accurate.

you don't live under everyones table do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# best
post
ever
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# secondaried.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to us.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Penny Crayon Has Something to tell you
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# no i am
but the rest prefer monkeys 100% fact*
*may not be true

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# *logs in*
*logs out*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# And your point is?
????????
(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Just for you
NSFW - BUT CLICK ME ANYWAY
Those who have seen my previouse work need not apply!
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Without checking
I guess this link should really not be clicked.
Let me guess, most people just did.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Yes
(Small Beer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I'm
hopeing that my new tatic of not putting whats really in the picture in the filename is paying off!
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# I checked
I think I have seen that Film !

NSFW

NSF My Eyes

NSF My Brain

Arrgghhhh Delete it from memory
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# .
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# takes one to know one!

(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# CHAVS
hah hah haha hahahah ahah ahah ha sublime insults are ace!
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I like your poetry.
But you should work on being less Bukowski and more V-Ru, know what I mean?

Bring out your true self. (Then leave it somewhere where we can't see it.)
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# i'm quite cool
i'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Bugger - we've been rumbled...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Hi everyone
I see we still have our quotient of cocksuckers here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# oh
yes
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# don't speak
with your mouthful

(unless you're asking me to pass you the ice cubes)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# what's the name
for that type of poem?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# V-Ru
Definition: Shit, unfunny poem that pushes true hummus off the board

Use it everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)