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# G'day!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# How dare you!
He's a national icon.
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# and now he's got
rolf harris's head stuck on
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Ahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Would you find humor in jokes about Princess Di?
We are more sensitive "down under"
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Oooh!
yes, please.

*settles into comfy chair and awaits Di gags.

EDIT: Tried Canestan?

REEDIT: *Checks for Icon. Phew! No refund.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# More sensitive?
Quote from Sir Les Patterson

'We Australians 'ave got culture right up to our aresholes.'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# "Princess Die"
Best headline to never happen after that silly bint smacked into that tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# or
Princess Di's in Paris?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# ha haha haaaa
You have not been here very long have you? I think the only thing you are not allowed to take the piss out of is ...............well actually theres nothing this lot wont take the piss out of.
(lucky8, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Except
Nick Berg's head getting cut off.
I posted a pic that wasn't taken well by certain parties.
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# never heard of him
edit: ok, i have now and no i don't want to see the pictures ta very much - quite how that has in common with a far rolf harris is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# That was largely, as I recall it, because you posted it the day it had happened
but had failed to make it funny. In other words, you posted it purely for shock value, and then pretended to be upset when you succeeded in shocking people. If it had been amusing, the comments would have been along the lines of "ticket to hull" etc., not "cock off, twunt".

As long as something is genuinely funny, it doesn't matter how sick it is. Posts about the mentally handicapped can be funny, and are often on here despite being in poor taste. Racist posts can also be funny - but the vast majority aren't, so they sometimes get censored. What doesn't go down well is going for simple shock value. It's akin to posting goatse all the sodding time.

/mini-lecture ranty thing
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# well yes, I suppose you're right
also, you have a very good memory
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Now that's comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# oh yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Rolf
drinks his own wee.

this is my favourite celebrity fact
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Rolf gets £70,000 a pop for one of his masterpieces
(or so I read somewhere the other day)

Methinks you should try flogging that on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Rolf gets £70,000 for a pop?
knocking one out on his wobble board

can you tell what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# how can he be a national icon
hes australian.
he's a jibbering idiot who can't draw and sings crap cover versions.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Burn the heretic!
*spangs with wobble board*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# that's right,
precisely.

Welcome to Britland.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Damn you to HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Ooh
Is that VBH

Fee wapp.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# no sir, you are one.
you ripped off my gif.



how damn unsporting, i bet no one else on theis message board has ever ripped off someones else gif, or for that fact, defaced anyones picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# no, never
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# ahhh
but he managed to almost double it in size and make the text look shit
give him some credit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# thank you
the recognition I deserve
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# indeed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# /glares
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# that's right
no one ever use's anyone else's work.
Read the FAQ.
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# *tap, tap, tap*
is this sarcasam machine working

*look around at internet technical people*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# a boy or a girl... can you guess what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I'd say it's
two little boys.
(Pseudonym, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# That song makes me cry.
(Small Beer, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# then one poor chap he had a mishap
awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# As it happens,
I downloaded "The Fascinating Witches Who Put The Scintillating Stitches In The Britches Of The Boys Who Put The Powder On The Noses Of The Faces Of Ladies Of The Harem Of The Court Of King Caractacus" just the other day...
(Pseudonym, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# while you did that
I was just passing by
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)
# I got a copy of "Two Little Boys" at the same time,
since there was room on my bandwidth for two.
(Pseudonym, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# the splodgeness abounds
version of two little boys is the best I ever heard. only really heard 2 versions
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# two little boys had two little toys, each had a wooden
leg.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Jake the Peg
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# diddle-iddle-iddle-um
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Gimme back me corset
ya big dag!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# *fwippity fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# ace
we have his signed photo up in the pub! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# *squints
Is taht a stylophone in his hand . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# no
he's just pleased to see you
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Well done, you win
It took you a minute mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)