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# sweaty duck
hello everyone i like sprouts...... NOT
(dan n kez, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)
# that's something i won't forget next time i invite you round for tea
felching - cross
sprouts - cross
buggery - tick
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha sprouts up YOUR arse
u dnt make sense my dear who gave u the rite to reply to OUR message go get fucked
(dan n kez, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)
# thirdified!
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# may the fourth
be with you
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)
# fisted
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)
# ......
nah, to obvious
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)
# feltched
(Ernie_Wise, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)
# sith'ed
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Think i will have the 7th slot
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)
# i just eight
some brussel sprouts

i love those babies
don't we all
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:45, archived)
# parrp !
or rather you parrp !
Missed some of this but whats with the twat posting ? Its not Newbie tues
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)
# ?
me parp?
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:48, archived)
# parrrrrp
*Comic type fart sound, popular in the 70's editions i believe.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
# i know
but were you parping at me or at the little 2-faced newbie?
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:56, archived)
# Sorry, with you now.
Sproughts give me wind, bad wind.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)
# ah
my mind works slow today

must be tuesday
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:12, archived)
#
is ten'th taken
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)
# All yours
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
# *steals tenth from Thundercat
Yoink!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:59, archived)
# hmmm....
ooooh how attractive, that's a pink strip for you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Oh dear lord
do you realize you just told GMOS to get fucked?
the man has armies of SAS ninja kittens!
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:36, archived)
# don't remind me
i need to change the cat lit
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Wow what a supercilous little cnut you are
or both of you as the case maybe (perhaps dan & kez has a Gollum complex)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# i think Dan originally posted
and Kez has taken the captains seat

it's exciting
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)
# *Brings popcorn and snacks, pulls up seat
for today's entertainment*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)
# you know where it might be at
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)
# I'm Kez
that's an impostor!
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)
# I think it is a case of special needs meets special brew*


*stolen from some tv show**
**edit: Blackpool it was
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)
# who gave him the right to reply?
well you did by posting on a discussion forum you twat
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# watch me reply to OUR post
quite simple innit
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)
# maybe you should go back to school and learn how to write correctly.

actually, you're probably still in school.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)
# What's important is that you are having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)
# serves him right
maybe she does have her uses
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Much like nuclear weapons
'gawd bless 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)
# That reminds me of the baby in Eraserhead.
All it's insides were mashed potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)
# That's exactly what I thought when I found her in a box on my door step.
She even makes the same noises as the baby from eraserhead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Poor thing.
Don't cut the bandages off will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Scarey Film, that. I had to get therapy after seeing it with . . .
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)
# ho ho
wicked.
(Toby1 needs a job RIGHT NOW, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Aaarrrggghhh! Teh Chicken girl!!
The first thing I see . . .

'lo all

EDIT: Oh! I see, he deserved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)
# ning dave
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Brian-text-tastic!
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)
# not bad
got no hummus today - need more fags/booze/coffee/tea/junkfood
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Here have some of mine
*passes well scraped hummus barrel
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:42, archived)
# mmmm
DTH hummus dregs

*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:45, archived)
# 'lo Hatman
how's the wrist?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Absolutely fine . . . not a trace of writer's cramp
*frowns darkly
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)
# 'Ning DtH
Yes, I'm afraid The Duke is still on his chicken girl frenzy!
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:36, archived)
# 'sharing a cold' eh?
How d'you catch that eh? In bed together . . .?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Yes
We're the Eric and Ernie of the board.

"Bring me sunshine..."
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)
# what do you think of the show so far?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:53, archived)
# *Jealous
Can I be Diana Rigg?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)
# *passes Avengers style catsuit*
with pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:59, archived)
# *Pushes as much of beer gut as'll fit
*attempts high kick

*suffocates
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:01, archived)
# *waits for inevitable fwapping from twig*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:03, archived)
# she never really did it for me
and you can fwap yourself, perv
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I don't remember Eric and Ernie
doing that!

*throws double bucket of cold water over Doc 'n Twig
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)
# hang on
i'm kez... you claim to be me and someone else!?
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)
# why
WHY for the love of god would you post this?
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)
# The obligitory noob first post
Hello mr noob... please read the faq before doing more posting (this will avoid lots of people being shouty)
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:29, archived)
# i wasn't being shouty
i was just wondering why anyone would post this in the most fluffy way possible

have some fluff:
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)
# That may be alot of fluff
but it looks a tad disturbing wouldn't you agree?
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)
# the disturbing part is
there's no shopping involved

have some more
home.pacbell.net/bettychu/2003allbreedbisris/BIS.html
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)
# They would make
fine harepieces!
(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)
# I'll buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)
# send me money
not for me, but for the bunny's sake
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Oh god,
it's that thing again. Where's that pic I made about four months ago? Hang on....

Here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)
# what have we here
it's the shopped version
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Aah that's a bunny is it?
I thought it was a... actually, I had nfi what it was but ooh it's cute, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)
# hahhah
i just got that
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
# umm
pardon me for being late, but which way round is that supposed to be?
(Dracenfels, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Good to know
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:29, archived)
# OMG
that is fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Pffft
good one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)
# thanks for that

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
you're so funny, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)
# ...
and you will do it quietly......and NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Wow
You teh crazy!
(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)