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# i'm so terribly sorry
but this must be some kind of record?

i love you all!

edit: come on, that was impressive?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:12, archived)
# *molests*
We love you anyway :)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# done?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I for one am not offended, in the least.
I think you just won the compo, by the way.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# a man's got to do what a man's got to do.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# is that it now?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# You finished?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# that's ok
schnurr is going to cunt me hard apparently
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# [polishes up the cunter]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# oooh, polished
lah di dah
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# don't be sorry.
We need a bit of that, uh... whatever it is... every once in awhile.

edit: Heh. 5 of the 23 compo pages are Tweaknik's.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# wow
that was most annoying


(it was funny, though)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# you look american.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14, archived)
# i think she looks vaguely like fpm.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# I would
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# who's fpm?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:17, archived)
# ah
its the swishy bangy thing
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:19, archived)
# uuum
i am

*curls up into little ball
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# I retract the above statement
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# cause I'm american?



at least I have the sense to be ashamed of it
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# oh fair enough then
*drops trousers*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# if only I weren't thousands of miles away...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# why?
"I am an American artist and I have no guilt"
- Patti Smith
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# I like my country
but not the stupid things its leaders are doing
and the hubris... always with the hubris
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# well
it's not like there's any poms on this board who are pro-Blair.

:)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23, archived)
# that's true
but the whole world doesn't hate you guys
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:28, archived)
# fair point
 
though I'm neither pom nor yank
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:32, archived)
# lucky bastard
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:32, archived)
# you mean i'm not going to cunt you?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# oh, I thought you already had
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# stick it up your flue you great pansy!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:13, archived)
# *sticks it HARD*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# Well done
You took over the board in one BlitzTweak.

/impressed
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14, archived)
# that was rather interesting
you monopolized the board, and no one is too badly angered. well done!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Hurray for alcoholically enthused Tweaknk
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# he posted
with a gusto

(did I use that correctly?)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# nope
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:18, archived)
# i'll give you nope!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:19, archived)
# haha
that almost makes sense...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# it does when i tell you i just sent him a soundwave of me saying "nope"
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:23, archived)
# ooooooh
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:24, archived)
# with his ridiculous accent.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
my voice is much lower than your balls!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:26, archived)
# aww
that made me all happy

haha


edit: you all have funny accents
*looks around and realizes she's the one with an accent
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:26, archived)
# i don't sound like that at all by the way
it's schnurr trying to replicate my sexy low voice
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:28, archived)
# I know...
but thanks for the clairification

p.s.
-accents make any voice sexy
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:30, archived)
# reowrrr!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:34, archived)
# it's oh so true...
(not any accent that comes from america, though. they don't count)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:47, archived)
# get rid of the a
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# aah
I'm always learning when I'm on b3ta
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# In future
Do it at 3 o'clock in the morning when no one else is on the messageboard.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# ahem.
Look at the timestamp.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# in the future
cunt yourself until you can't breathe anymore.

thanks.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:16, archived)
# go fuck yourself
(if you were joking, then fuck yourselkf in a nice way :)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:19, archived)
# be fluffy
I was being ironic :(

I loved them really
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:20, archived)
# sorry!
i got carried away :)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:21, archived)
# I picked up on it
though all the best people are on at 3
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:24, archived)
# rawrk!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:29, archived)
# !
(except for me... I'm on at 10)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:31, archived)
# 4:33pm
 
in the fucking future...!

thirteen hours ahead of GMT at the moment, anyway.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:33, archived)
# future-man!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:01, archived)
# whoo.
*gasps*
that was good for me, too.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# In case you missed
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:15, archived)
# thankee!
it was rather naughty though...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# Naw,
and besides, this was like mental drano for the noobie onslaught that should be here in a scant few hours...

(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:25, archived)
# well, I thought it was funny
 
and for any dumb shit who still feels like whining, try

www.b3ta.com/board/archive/20403/

:D
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:22, archived)
# I was entertained
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 4:20, archived)