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# hungry time

today, for lunch I was going to have cheese and oak smoked ham sandwiches with
heaps of mustard but I forgot to take them with me, so I think I'll have two quarter pounder
cheese burgers with heaps of mustard and a litre of IRN BRU from a glass bottle.
What are you haveing to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)
# noodles, a kebab and jaffa cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Jessie
have you forgotten your login?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Tis an imposter!
Burn the heretic!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# no i am a stand in
until she returns
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# you'll be needing
this for an authentic looking profile
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# no thanks
i'll make my own when i get to 5000
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# brie
ham
tea

Hurrah for a DTH pic...I miss DTH - I even made an I miss DTH pic but the hoster's sporked...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# hmmm, brie!
I love brie, brie on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Chicken Caeser Salad today
and a can of diet coke.

edit: Would rather have pie
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Mmmmmm


pie
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# You're not Dave the Hat in disguise are you?
he's the salad man of this place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Nah.
It's a one-off.

I had a MASSIVE Bacon butty this morning and I'm trying to counter it with a salad.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Scotch Pie and Beans
woo!

[edit]

a glass bottle of irn bru? What are you, a NED?
Just get a can like every other self-respecting scotsman does :)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Mmmm, Scotch Pie
Me likes
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Steak and pepper pie
with lots of beer.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# COR!
that sounds meaty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# It's not just a dinner, it's a way of life.
Meat is the only way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# eating stuff?
like that french twunk who ate bicycles and tin foil and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# oh yes
he also had a small airplane (took him a few month though)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# probably something involving ham
I wish i had some Irn Bru
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Ham's good, especially with mustard
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# yay!

Chilean Sea Bass, with a subtle
South African Chardonay, and . . .
oh, who am I kidding? More homeade
chilli.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Chilli's good
but I wish you were eating sea bass, that would be pure posh an' all that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# not to mention delicious

unfortunately I live in a landlocked
country that considers carp edible . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Morning, Doctor! No Jam for me today...
Got 2 lovely Subway Italian BMTs, one on Italian,
one on Monterray Cheddar bread - lettuce, onions, peppers,
sweet onion sauce, and a litre of 'diet' coke
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Italian BMTs
best Sub ever!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I wouldn't mention Subway to the Duke
If I were you.

He lost his Subway virginity yesterday.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Morning, Doctor! might try that next
that meatball thing was wrong and I couldn't get the red stuff off my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Think of what it did to your belly!
I had a toasted southwest cheesesteak sub earlier today...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# I hasn't come out yet
I wonder what that's gonig to look like?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Same as when it went in!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# They taste better than they look.
Just make sure you get heaps of the southwest sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# "Couldn't get the red stuff off my hands"
sounds like something Dudley would say
it may be jam though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# //
I've got a tin of mushroom soup, but I think, as it's Friday
, I'll nip down to the One Stop on Burley Road and get some crisps and a loverly Cadbury's Chocolate Muffin
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# THat's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# scrambled egg on toast,
and a nice cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# That sounds quite pleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Ham and pastrami sandwiches
(with lots of mustard) cranberry juice, and some twiglets.

Don't forget the mustard, Duke!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
"Cranberry Juice"!

Has someone turned the swearing filter on again?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
the dirty man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# hehe...
I was wondering just the other day why no-one had remarked on that before... I quite often have cranberry juice at lunchtime. I likes teh cranberry.

Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Must have mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Corned beef
and pickle bagette.

Do you still get money back on Barr's bottles? That was my main source of income as a young'un.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Something
fucking huge and fried at the Hawley Arms.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Greggs pasties!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# chicken flavour noodles
with a fried egg on top.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Bacon suasage and egg sanger wit tomato relish - cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)