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[challenge entry] Sorry

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son,
that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

i prefer John 14:6
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# jesus wept
16 - Jesus saith unto her, Go, call thy husband, and come hither.
17 - And yea, we shall spit roast thee.

edit/ misread, that's 4:16

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# 14:6 is
no man cometh onto my Father, but by me.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# yes
i am the way, the truth and the light.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# ick
biblakke
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# 14:7
profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Not one for scripture, but Romans 15:1 has always been a fave.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Reeks of self-denial.
That's what I don't like about Jesus, he's such a bloody martyr.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# ^
that's his SON?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)
# *Googles*
Apparently not.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# top halo-age
but this would have been a better source to work from - more like the modern church.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# *snorts pie onto monitor*
that's a horrible mistruth!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Noooooooo!!!!!
My eyessssss!!!!
(sbeck, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Aargh
nsfw shock horror
(CerberusDog woof, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I bet that earned you a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# as I recall she liked it at first
but after I had rolled it out for the fiftieth time, she stopped talking to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# That's sort of
the opposite of the 'ignore' button then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)
# no he only posts it

when he know she's not here . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# she's always here
she has a team of sadistic robots that watch the board every second of every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)
# All day?
You sure you don't mean masochistic robots?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# no, they're sadistic.
They feel no pain as they are robots, but they do get much pleasure from telling on me when I post Jessie's cock. The little bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# no, just me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha
ring that bell :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Jayzus!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# What's the world coming to?
When a nice angel like that has to use cheap whiteboards to get the message across. Whatever happened to hosts of angels with harps and all that?
(CerberusDog woof, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# lack of funding
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Imps with scissors
no harp string is safe these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# mmm jessie
Is it just me or is it perv day today?
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# As in 'Perv Wednesday'
or is it just a one-off?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# I prefer
"Do it again" he said, and they did it again.

1 Kings 18:34 (NIV)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# or
And he said, Do it the second time. And they did it the second time. And he said, Do it the third time. And they did it the third time. (KJV)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# whatever it was
it must have been good :-)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)
# hehehe
pouring water on a fire, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)