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# First post, please be gentle
Heyla! Long time lurker, first time poster. I'm making an arcade game where you play as a T-Rex and stomp things. It's called Stompin' Game, and is based on Ryan North's Dinosaur Comics at www.qwantz.com.
The game is available for your stompin' pleasure at www.jammaforever.com. It's a Windows version only at the moment, and still VERY beta (lacking intro screens, 'Game Over' screens, high scores etc), so please let me know if you have any suggestions for tweaks or improvements - I just want to get some feedback on the way the game's shaping up before I go any further with it.
(CavemanJoe lives on improbableisland.com, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:49, archived)
# uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:51, archived)
# a screen shot from the game would have been a good idea
as long as its not low fucking poly.

BTW - how do you like your pies?

edit: sure I'll download an exe file!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:51, archived)
# with bums in?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:52, archived)
# uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:51, archived)
# i thought today felt like a tuesday.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

/edit - I stand corrected and will sit in the corner for 5 minutes and think about my actions.

I SORRY I SORRY I SORRY I SORRY I SORRY I SORRY
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:51, archived)
# What about the faq, exactly?
You can post pretty much anything you like on b3ta, but we love to see your original pictures and projects. As a general guide:
Do:

* Have fun and join in with the conversations
* Post pictures you have made
* Post links to your new web projects
* Say nice things about the pictures you like.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Maybe
Do:

* Have fun and join in with the conversations
* Post pictures you have made
* Post links to your new web projects
* Say nice things about the pictures you like.

AAAAARRRRGGG, mindpiss right to the emboldening!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
you two should go hold hands or something
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# holding cocks more like..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I'm stroking mine!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:05, archived)
# that gives me the fucking `orn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# that gives me the fucking horn


/mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
you two should go hold hands or something
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# holding cocks more like..
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# bbbut it's a reply?
not a sibling post?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I edited mine
while he was replying to it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:03, archived)
# dirty editro!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:16, archived)
# An executable is not a web project

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Get thee to the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:52, archived)
# err . . .
he did put a linky in . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)
# don't care
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# *tickuls*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Nice
have you seen this though?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:52, archived)
# jeepers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Could you...
... get the dinosaurous thingy to bite your head off?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:53, archived)
# ooh Newbie on Newbie action
kinky.

My money's on Chadder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
goes off to www.b3tafair.com/ to place bet!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# yus
i'll have a pony on chadder
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Now,
that is kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# noobs make good duvets
it's the easy clean coating that does it
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Handbags!
Watch out, this guy is down wiv da kids homie.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
#
The human body is indeed a wonderul thing. Its infinitely complex way of
functioning would take a computer, working flat out, day and night, excluding
Bank Holidays and Christmas, 3,971 years to work out. The slightest flicker of
the eyelid, the smallest movement of the big toe, involves such extraordinarily
complex processes that the average man, working flat out, excluding Bank
Holidays and Christmas, but *including* weekends, would take 84,643 light years
to work it out. If you can imagine an Airedale terrier jumping in and out of a
watering can once every 7 minutes for 12 years you have some idea how long that
would take. And that's only one light year.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# calling all physicists, calling all physicists
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Oh Dear


PEBCAK?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# I'm sure its
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
*foc*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
now _that_ is a goodun
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# you want
b3ta.com/gametalk/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Hello
Some Useful / Useless Feeedback

* The initial comic is a nice way to introduce people to the game

* after that it bollocks up on my computer (flash player 7) the mouse didn't show up unless i right clicked and selected "Play"

* after that the dinosaur didn't move, but there was a little runny man.

* I right clicked and selected play again and it took me to the final screen.

* More work needed.

* well done for flash basics.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Feedback is niiiiice...
Thanks for the feedback, M8. I should have included the controls in the post - the comic's from an old, web-based version. The keys are WASD for movement, J for stomp and K for Big Stomp. Oh, and number key 1 to start.
Thanks again. :)
(CavemanJoe lives on improbableisland.com, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)