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# Lunch

Today, I am having a dozen sausage rolls, a generous slice of haggis in a sesame seed bun and a tartan tart. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# 'Half a nunchaku and a tin of hammerite!'
buttermilks Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# if you ever wondered how they get triangles from a cow
you need buttermilk and cheese and an equalateral chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# yay
for the men of 50% twice cooked pastry confectionary.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ^this
...with their pre-New Order heat protective mitts
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# In debt, I owed someone
a fiver...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Have the other half cold for tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Good Afternoon!
I'm not having anything.
I ate some jelly beans earlier, but then coughed too hard and chucked up.
Remember that post of connor's with the Skittles? Just like that. I kid ye not.
Edit: How rude of me. This is a super DTF, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# You must have lunch!
at least chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I couldn't eat a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# you'll waste away if you don't.

go on, eat, you don't want to be like this stick think so called supermodels.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# It would take many years for me to waste away.
It always comforts me to know that I'd last the longest if I was trapped with no food in the middle of the sea.
That is if none of my shipmates decided to eat me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# same here
food is boring so instaed i kill my lunchbreak sneaking on here

on that note
'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Afternooning.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# 4 toasted bread with egg and bacon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw!
don't forget the brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# HP?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# yes, I'm delighted
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# nothing on it..still braw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# a empty stomach and a distracted mind
wantstogohomes Horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# That's just not putting the effort in
Think again!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# theres a chance of chips
and a pint, but my heart isn't in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Why don't you get an all day breakfast baguette from the airfield?
And a pilot for me.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# mmmmm
I like the thought....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Of the baguette
or the pilot?
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# both
since I'd have to deliver the pilot to you....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Woo to weird B3ta traditions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Yes, yes, but what are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# An apple, Marmite sandwiches and a Belgian waffle from Morrisons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# That's better!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# "I ate my lunch early
it was very nice - spicy guacamole and roasted pepper sandwich, on homemade white bread, with a satsuma" supertroops tip
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Did you make the bread in a bread maker?
they're very good
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I did indeed - my Grandad got it me for Christmas and this was my first go using it
It's ace
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# excellent!
For this you get . . .
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Jamaican Jerk Chicken sandwidge, muller light and a glass of kia ora.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Ah! The finest of cocktails
although Monkey beer and Kia Ora is even better
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I'm all out of anything goes though
and I can't have Monkey beer without it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# *shares*

Here have some of mine . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# That is a very funny DTF
I'm going to drink my ginger tea and if I stop feeling sick after that, I will have some vegetable soup.

Your tartan tart sounds interesting - I hope you can get rid of her afterwards.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# are you pregnant?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Um...
no.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Add a few drops of Kia Ora to your tea
and a tablespoon of balsamic vinegar to your soup for added lift
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# tartan tart
sounds a bit like a patchwork pie?!?
not related though, I expected

as for lunch... I'll be lucky if I see even a suspicion of a sandwich ;D
(gianthead, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Oh yes, I didn't notice that
Aren't there any shops near you?
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# not on my desk!
:C
(gianthead, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# more coffee
And perhaps a cheese butty, not very hungry yet...sigh
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Not hungry?
but it's lunch time!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# of course you're hungry
it's lunch time
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
#
perhaps a visit to the chippy in a bit then
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hurray!
left over macaroni cheese and chips!

bazoo facts too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw!
You don't need telling how much better some dishes are the next day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Multigrain rolls
with smoked ham, cheese, spinich, rocket and water cress salad.

a sausage roll

crisps

tea

walla-fish-a-bah-afro-dizzy-acts thor_sonofodin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Multigrain?
Salad?

You must be married.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i am
but that's beside the point, i love multi grain bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Oh yes, ^this
You have a very iron-rich lunch there.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# and salad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# it's mearly an additional filler for the sandwich.

not a stand alone salad, which would be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# First DtF of the new year for me

An Egg mayo and lettuce baguette
Salt & Vinegar and Cheese and Onion Crisps
Mini Chocolate covered Donuts
Tea

nb: No guinness today even though it's friday...coz the bastards have shut the works bar for good :(
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent Lunch!
Have Guinness with that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# A left-over festive selection box...
...tea and a melton mowbray pork pie with tomato sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
but have brown sauce, as red sauce is for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I don't know yet
I'm trying to convince people to go the pub cause its a Friday.
Failing that, pastie and crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Have both!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Hmm
I think I'll have a ginormous sandwich. :-)

Good DTF!
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Yes, ginormous is good
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# well
I've just woken up, cos It's a bank holiday in Spain.

Boiled eggs for me, with soldiers!

(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Ah! food of the gods
toast or bread soldiers? I prefer bread but toast soldiers are less likely to disintegrate
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# i'm PC so i'll use both
and, I better change the name to "illegal combatants".
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# 'sandwich beef' sandwiches and horseradish for taste
ready salted Walkers
A chunky kitkat
coffee and tabs (no quitting for me!)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Near Perfect, smellyfagbreath
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Mmm... tabs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Now I've read Dave the Facts,
the day will be downhill from here.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# That's all very well, but
what are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hi-fat, over-salted filth from Greggs
that is sold at a highly competative price.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# PHEW!
when I first read that, I thought you'd written 'half-fat' I nearly swooned.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# You'll get thrown out of Greggs permanently if you ask for anything "half-fat".
Even the Diet Coke is served with mayonaise!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# "lemon pepper chicken
in a big white bap with salad," borked MSN groups wasp box
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# That sounds good
if you pick out the salad
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# you want me to get scurvy/rickets/beri beri?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# That's a bit of a departure for you
Apart from the bap bit.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# it's one of my standard four or five choices
minty lamb
corned beef and cheese
plain chicken
lemon pepper chicken
and something else probably made of chicken

always in a big white bap with salad and salad cream where appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Christmas Leftovers Special
Game Pie (Pheasant, Goose, Duck, Rabbit and Venison)
Mashed Potato
Honey Roast Parsnips
Broccolli


Then off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Won't that have gone a bit wrong by now?
Christmas was two weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I froze all the leftovers
So I'd have enough to make pie with.
I had some for my dinner yesterday and it was Chuffing delicious.
Finishing it off now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# You need to eat quicker
but Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I only shot the rabbits
three days ago !
The venison was left over from about a month ago
The rest was frozen over Christmas in anticipation of making Pie when I got around to getting some rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# You kill your own food?
I think everyone should do that. (Then all silly little girls would become instant vegetarians).
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I wouldn't kill anything
I wasn't prepared to eat.
Also wild rabbit tastes much nicer than the farmed variety that you get in the supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# late as ever me... anyway...
home made beef and vegetable soup ("proper" home made... to grannys recipe.. the sort that sticks to yer ribs) and some sarnies made with home baked bread....

diet? what diet?

followed by tea & biccies.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# deep fried blue grenadier
in a beer batter and two wholemeal salad rolls - scruumo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)