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# Time for this

Fot lunch today I'm going to the burger van for a delicious roll filled with, black pudding,
bacon, a fried egg, a lorne sausage and a tattie scone, a can of sunkist all washed down
with refreshing tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# a plain salad and a tuna sandwich
and an apple and a diet coke

and some biscuits no doubt.

particularly bizzare facts today Duke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# That's a braw sandwich!
have two of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I did!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
#
chilled cheese’n’onion pasty with purple salad and tomatos
chicken noodles
bread with poppy seeds
jaffa cake bar
(gianthead, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Good choice of lunch!
master work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# thank you
interesting facts today, though rather brief
(gianthead, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
Your roll would be awesome if it didn't have black pudding in it.

The sandwich shop had haggis and cheese paninis this morning. i REALLY wanted one, but would've had no way of heating it back up for lunchtime.

So instead today i am having a parma ham, mozerella, and tomato baguette.
i will also be having chili heatwave doritos
This will be accompanied by an oxtail cup a soup, and followed by a dark chocolate bounty and a banana, and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Grand!
you should have bought one and heated it up at home.
The red doritios are chili heatwave or something, they're very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I might buy one on the way home
and heat it up for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Mmmm, parma ham.
Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Parma ham
is the best of all the meats!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I'm making my own
With a leg of Wild Boar.
Should be ready to eat around June
(The month not Ms Whitfield !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Your food always sounds comletely awesome
This is no exception
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# i can't wait till he moves in
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# You're not
touching my Ham !
When it's ready I expect to win LOTD in Perpetuity !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I like to cook
Lunch is a serious matter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# PIZZA
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Smashing!
what topping you you have?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Cheese
and tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i just don't know!
Washed down with four and twenty half-pints of Kalibre!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Cor! you should have a sreak with onions and mushrooms
too much Kaliber makes the tongue go numb, I discoverd that after drinking about ten bottles one night after I stupidly agreed to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Tis Paddies Day so:
Baked Ham
(Marinated and Basted with a glaze made with Treacle, Stout and various herbs and spices - superb !)
Parsley Sauce
Mashed Potatoes
Savoy Cabbage

An apple (cox's) and an organic fairtrade banana (it's still Fairtrade Fortnight everyone)
/Edit : Sliced into some Custard

A bottle or two O' The Guinness

Then off to the pub for more O' The Guinness and the wearing of silly hats
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# have more guinness with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I intend to
It's £1.99 for the day in my local
(Down from £2.56)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Braw luncheon!
I wouldn't mind that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Well, well, well
it looks like you win another lunch of the day

Congratulations and well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Woo !
Ta very muchly.
I hope you noticed my comment about my home made Parma Ham !

*Opens Celebratory Bottle O'The Guinness*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# No but i have now
I believe that you are Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha !
I wish !
Strangely :
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(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Mmmm... lemon pepper chicken bap
and cocacola
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Again?
that's twice this week, thy must be mighty tasty
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# it's got to be a sub of the day today!
i'm really liking the Italian BMT
ham, pastrami and pepperoni

mmm biggest meatiest tastiest
or the brooklyn manhattan transit...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Grand!
I had one of those once and I didn't really enjoy but in a strange way it was delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Is there not an Oirish
Sub O'The Day ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# yeah
it's called a boat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Avoid the burger van, Duke, there lies only misery
Having not long got home from work (3 hour flier, woohoo!) I have just had a lovely stir fry of turkey, bean sprouts and mange tout, kind of Chinesey flavoured I suppose. Also a nice rocket salad with some lime juice on. And a pint of tea of course.
Edit/ Ooh almost forgot the big bag of cashews I am having as a pudding, sort of. Nutrific!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# No, I'm going to the burger van which is a 15 minute walk away
It's a quality burgr van that sells thing like venison burgers.

You have chosen your lunch well
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Ah the venison burger van! I recall such a thing from a while ago
I also recall saying venison is a bit deer and feeling equally stupid then

/never learns blog
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# haha!
I remember that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Pizza Express margherita
(from the supermarket)
With fresh chillies & extra cheese on. Tis ace.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# They're grand pizzas
I had one of those two nights ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# As it's Mick's day...
... I'm going to choose something potato based. Maybe chips or some creamy mash.
Any bright ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# chips of course!
with two battered sausages and brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Irish Cocktail
Pint O'The Guinness with a Potato in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Baked potatoes
and nice cheeses. But I made chocolate and fudge covered chocolate sponge cake, as it's my girlfriend's birthday today! And I made too much, so there's mini sponges made in a Yorkshire pudding tray, covered in Fudge and chocolate. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hurray!
your lunch is like a child's birthday party!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Chocolate mousse
tea
ice lollies
jaffa cakes
beef pasty
chips if i can find any
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Super!
not a bad lunch, a bit too sweet though. I recommend putting extra effort in for finding chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Due to my hungover state after a fine evening of French Michelin Star cuisine
I had to crawl to the greasy van for a sausage sandwich at about 11am!

so, for lunch it's just a packet of Cheese & Onion crisps and a Toffee Crisp for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# That's no use at all!
you'll barely be alive after eating that, what you need is a plate of macaroni cheese and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# fear not, I will survive
I had some fine monkfish last night, accompanied by some finer wine and finished off with a couple of the finest of smooooooooth cognacs.

And at Blackpool this weekend I will be particaing of much alcoholic bevarage and many chips/pizza/etc... just to build up my strength again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# If there was such a thing as a dinner time Dave the Facts
you would win dinner of the day
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I am about to cook...


hash browns, cumberland sausages, field mushrooms, baked beans (heinz of course) and plum tomatoes. All washed down with several mugs of Yorkshire tea (my fav).

Better than yesterdays half of a cake!
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *goes round your house*
*demands food*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# FIELD MUSHROOMS!!!!
Fuck me!
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
#
*hides behind sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# It's ok
You can keep the beans : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# That's a grand lunch!
have two fried eggs with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Muchas Gracias!

(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# ooh ooooh oooh
i had a cheese and coleslaw sandwich
and a craving for chili crisps which i drew down there...
and and and some raddishes, and a yoghurt and a chocolate bar and a ginger doodaa...

i went shopping
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Good work!
a vast improvement on the lunch you had on Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *bows*
i took your advice!
gotta learn from the best of them!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# what i wouldn't give for a ginger doodaa
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# there you go
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# you are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Thanks to Sheepster
I'm consuming lots of Daft Punk.

(Prolly toast)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Braw!
Have robots with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# .
Turn off the music and go home, I repeat turn off the music and go home.

bum..tsh...bum....tsh....bum...tsh etc...
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# A truly EXCELLENT choice there.
*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I Too Groove
In a COBOL programmers style.
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# COBOL
programmers are the best of all the groovers!

*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Have Air with that
and some beans and cheese on your toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Cheese indeed!
But beans am nasty, Dukey, they feel like eating pure Gareth Gates. Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# No, you are wrong!
beans are good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# This!
baked beans are honking
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I got
Succulent roast pork, in between 2 slices of crusty white bread, with lashing of brown sauce.

To follow I have a Bananna and a Pear

To quench my thurst I have water from the Butt down the corridor....

Lush.......
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# 6 Gallons to be precise x
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Good sandwich!
I hope that you have three of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Banannas Hell Yeah!!!
(Andropov, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Oirish stew,chips,gravy,
Rice pudd'n, fruit cake and a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# That's a fine stew!
very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Have a Guinness
with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# i'm going to go to the deli.

i may have crayfish tails, but that seeming a bit summery, so i thinki'll go for roast chicken and avacado in a baggette, apple chips and sapeligino lemon drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Have both!
that's the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I really should stay home
and keep working, but I'm considering the Punjabi cafe down the road.... chaat and masala tea, oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# That's a St. Georges Day Lunch
Not a Paddies Day one silly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yes!
go ther for a feast!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Tea
cup after cup after cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Have biscuits, crisps and cheese sandwiches with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# three teas
the biggest salty three cheese pizza i've ever eaten
yums!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Grand!
I wish I had salt pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *cums*
here ya go
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# i have had...
a tin of Lamb and Vegtable Big Soup and a couple of slices of bread and butter.

Oh and a biscuit 'Boost' bar.

and a cuppa tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Cor! I haven't had a biscuit boost bar in years
they're braw! and so is your tinned soup
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# two fillets of mackerel
grilled, in a tomato & onion sauce.

some carrots and some coriander rice.

an apple, an orange, a banana.

i sliced the banana into some custard.

a cup of tetleys tea.

that is all.

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Mackerel is good
you've made me decide what to have for my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# have it mixed
with some freshly cook Tagellelli and chopped cherry toms - its ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# it is the best fish for the price
and good for you like no-one's business.

enjoy your dinner, sir Duke.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Banana and Custard !
*Goes to make custard*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)
# it's the the slut's mother as they say in Spain
feckin loverly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# 'Tis too
Addition of sliced apple also Braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# just
about to have my jacket and branston beans. Any other suggestion for iron rich lunches mostly welcome. My iron is too low for a homebirth apparently so now doing my best impression of popeye. Got steak tonight though!

(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Braw!
liver's full of iron I think and it's tasty too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Spinach
Rinse, and just lightly wilt in a large frying pan (No added water)
Add butter and black pepper to taste
Serve with anything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
#
freshly squished lemon juice
a croissant
a pain au chocolat
warm muffins
one half jaffa cake
some old cheese

and a pint of milk to wash things down
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Rather nice lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# You sir, would enjoy South London's finest sandwich bar
But I'm not going to tell you where it is.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)