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(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I don't think his act cuts the butter
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# OMG MILK
I'M HUNGRY WHERE IS DTF?!?!

hang on, is that noneotherthan pete doherty and kate 'saggy-nipples' moss?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# a jacket potato with chicken curry
*burp*

sorry - couldn't wait
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# There is no DTH...
So maybe there'll be no DTF... I'm just having an Apple, Banana and another apple, and plenty of water... ta... :o)
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# w-w-w-w-whashappened to DtH?
Has he been kidnapped again?
are we going to start getting chopped up bits of Anything Goes in the post?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I heard he was ofdf on a Punning top up course...
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
The resemblance is uncanny.







I too am starving.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# mango?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Corned Beef
Where's my bloody hat then ?
*Taps Foot*
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha!!
i'd get around to you eventually gussy me ol' chum ;)
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# after i beat you at this WAR!
RAAAAAAAAR
/threatening
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# hee hee!
bring it on

*rolls up sleeves*

*drops trousers*
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# *kicks in the nuts*

KABLAMMO!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:02, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha !
Missed both his legs !
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:03, archived)
# *rubs mango on swollen nuts*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Oh Yeah, I forgot to mention
Mango Juice dissolves testicles.
Sorry 'bout that.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Is dune-pixie
a euphemism?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Y'see...
her dunes are about the size of pixies...
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# That's truly bizarre
woo
And in the 10 minutes I've got before my bus leaves, can anyone update me on the news, seeing as I'm in north west China, behind the great firewall?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Well
according to the Daily Mail, the world has come to an end roughly 12.4 times in the last week, and also the royal family has bought a new sofa

The Sun says "TITS AND MORE"

Also, a man somewhere has been charged with something and the public is all up-in-arms and
"this shouldn't be allowed" about the whole damn thing

And some bastards are protesting about something or other.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# there was a bit of a fuss
'cos Ken Livingstone compared those pesky Poll Tax demonstrators to the Tianenmen Square massacre. I don't imagine that particular bit of news made it onto Google China.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# haha
no, that's not made it here!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# According to the Daily Mail
house prices have been under extreme threat since 1997.

According to the Daily Mail in the mid to late 1930s the British Union of Fascists was the party to support.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# bird flu has decimated the country
we have been colonised by the dutch.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# but the French have promised to burn us all
so it'll all turn our alright in the end
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Actually
I think the French have promised to bum us all.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ah - that explains the searing pain then
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:07, archived)
# chinese buses are randomly exploding in huge fireballs...
...oh you've gone
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I did indeed have pizza for my dinner
And the DVD i watched was called "Boy Eats Girl". It was utter shit.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:03, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffft!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Brilliant!




(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# that's strange
some of those pixels are stuck to my screen
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# odd that
isn't it
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# here, try this on for me / edit: ta :)
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# and a chimp version too
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# :(
wot no badger/racoon hybrid?

:(
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# at the top of the racoon is a small gap
didn't look right with the brain floating above it :(
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# waaaaaah!
:(
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Ha! inferior icons!
it looks smart!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# of course it does!! :)
soon my head will be so big i wont be able to wear any hats!!

mmmm lunch beckons
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:01, archived)
# shame you can't
induce a similar effect for your tiny cock!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffft!
it's not small!
just far away.....
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Pfft
How wonderfully random
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Happy birthday
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Hippy B3taday!!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# a genuine ROFL from me
well done sir.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Are you sure that's Sandi Toksvig
and not Clive Anderson?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Mmmm, milky.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:33, archived)
# This deserves a Woo.
Not least for "Scandanavian Dune-Pixie" :)
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:37, archived)