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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Noel Edmonds
wrestling with Mr Blobby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:07, archived)
# errr....
...a nun eating her own spleen...
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# GREY CIRCLES
WHITE TEXT
AND SOME MOCK-INTERFERENCE TODAY PRETTY PLEASE
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# you're always so fortunate
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# DTF
I'm fucking starving,
and it's nearly pub time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# ha ha - this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I hear ya buddy...
had to start on the banana already!! I feel dirty now!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Yes!
Let's be having something coy and turn of the century - perhaps a naughty slattern revealing her ankles or somesuch?

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Noel Edmonds
battered and bleeding, shaved and humiliated, being brutally raped in the eye socket by mr blobby who alternately shits pink and yellow turds all the while.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:25, archived)
# A large sea turtle
who can't find the way to narnia because it only exists in the realms of his mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# A Fistful of hamsters!
Or disappointing bithday presents
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# An enraged pantomime horse
chasing the archbishop of canterbury.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Haha this ^
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# nono
an AROUSED pantomime horse...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Lady Clown Versus Manatee!
with golfclubs & fish!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# an SS-women in a leather outfit vs a ninja-chimp
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# a spazz shouting abuse at a 'normal' person and hitting them over the head wit a huge banana!!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# An army
Of George Foreman Multi-Grills, destroying downtown Bognor Regis
(insanity_on_a_stick RISsing like mad, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Jesus on a moped
Crashing hysterically into a fat man and bursting into flames.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# No-mark greasball Aussie warbler
Peter Andre disappointed with his inability to fill the gaping minge of his
whore wife, going for an operation to get his micropenis enlarged. However,
due to a horrendous genetic mutation brought on by the surgery, his tool
swells to roughly the size of a milk tanker.
Arriving home, overjoyed that he will finally be able to fill the gaping fanny
of plastic titted galmour model Jordan, he attempts to penetrate her, spliting
her clean in half. Now aroused to the point of explosion, he proceeds to fuck
her still warm entrails, whilst fisting himself in the anus with her limp,
dead arm.

To increase the chances of this being drawn, and to satisfy the more abnormal
fantasies of the rest of you twisted perverts, we can pretend that Jordan has
furry tits. But it's probably just mould.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha, christ.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:31, archived)
# This ^^
was exactly what i was going to request.
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# And so the apprentice overtakes the master.
You have done well my son, now go out into the world and spread your filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I had the best teacher!
*spreads filth*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:32, archived)
# ooh look, you've upset him!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:41, archived)
# oops :\
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:44, archived)
# meh
if JJ wants to ask for suggestions every day, he should accept that some of us will use it to entertain ourselves in a thread mostly devoid of entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaha
If that seriously has offended him and i am being ignored i will be most amused. His drawings are superb, but I don't want to see cats with norks. I want filth, fisting and things being inserted into japs eyes.

But I included fur today! i was sure it would get drawn....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:57, archived)
# hooray for filth!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
hahaha, i think I actually am being ignored.

Does that mean I win?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:03, archived)
# No.
But be ready for when the fists of fury come.

Lube up laddie and learn to love it.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 20:04, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:35, archived)
# arsebiscuits
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Lemon Fight!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:18, archived)