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# Did someone say lunch?

For lunch today I will be enoying two tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches,
a macaroni pie, an apple, a tangerine, a banana, two bags of seabrooks,
some water and some tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Yay!
erm a tin of something and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Have a tin of beans and an apple
and some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I've actually consulted the label
and it is a tin of Beans with Prok Sausages

And I've also found a Banana
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# mmMMMmm
prok.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Best of all the maets
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# have a tin of apple sauce
and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Bogies
I need to go out shopping..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
nothing beats a big plate of cold bogies. Are the bogies yours or someone elses?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Mine
I finished the others last night..

/edit: Yay! I found a bacon and egg sarnie purchased yesterday from Vienna train station! *munches*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Good stuff
homegrown bogies are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# homemade pizza
(pdjpdj, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
what flavour of pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# and
TUTT said she was having a big bowl full of good luck for her driving test
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw
Pass this good luck on to her from me

10 good luck
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# A cheese ham and mayo sandwich
a packet of cool original doritos
an oxtail cup a soup
a snickers
tea (lashings of)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Not a bad lunch
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Greets!
Sandwiches, Cheesy NikNaks, Flapjack, Coke.
And perhaps later.. BIRTHDAY CAEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# pfffft
mmmm caaaaaaykke
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# LOL WTF?
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Smashing!
and happy birthday (if it's your birthday). You shounld have the sandwiches cut in to small crustless triangles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# pret
sarnie - is all
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# what flavour of sarnie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Tuna tuna tuna
And rolf mayo
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw
and the best kind of mayo, that's the type Jimmy likes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Pork pie
obviously. Ham cheese and chutney sandwiches. Coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw starter
and good main course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Today I am having
Two ciabatta rolls, stuffed with chilli con carne, and topped with a cheese, wholegrain mustard and guinness topping, toasted under the grill untill nicely browned. A Chiken tikka salad, with homemade raita, and a lime and corriander dressing, and a blackcurrant barvois for desert. All washed down with a couple of pints of ice cold lager.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Git!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# hahahaha
I love working in a pub. You get to bring home great food for your days off.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ponce!
/edit: ponce pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# blinkiing braw lunch!
great work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# That genuinely
sounds fucking lush
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Lamb and potato stew
and rice pudding. And tea of course
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Excellent choice of stew
have cabbage with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
I have some thick cut ham, a block of red leicester and brie, 3 pickled oinions, some diced yellow pepper and salad, 2 plump tomatos. Together with some homemade bread. Mustard + Horseradish. Washed down with a can of John Smiths
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *slobbers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# oooh...
That sounds bloody nice.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# That lunch is almost as good as bennyhillslovechilds lunch
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Chips and baked beans and gravy
and tea
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# baked beans and gravy!!!!
Dear God no!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# philistine !

baked beans and gravy...to use the DtF vernacular...is BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Baked beans AND gravy?
You crazy!
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Loopier than a loppy thing on planet loop

:)

'noon Miss
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hello
I replied to your email eventually. :)
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Beans and gravy is just crazy,
you could get worms and go blind eating that. Only David Blaine could get away with consuming beans and gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I take it I'll be getting the lunch of the day award then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha !
If it was down to me you would.
I see nothing wrong with beans and gravy.
I like the point where the bean sauce blends into the gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# You sir are a Connoisseur and are deserving of great praise
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Yes, I am.
but so sir, are you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Funny that you should mention that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I admire your lunchtime bravery

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Huzzah !
I heartily approve !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# *heartily agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# pot noodle
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Bah!
have some food with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Mmmm...tea...
Today for lunch I had:

Rice (special fried with all sorts of yummy bits in)
Water (lemon and ginger flavour)
Chocolate (dark)
Dried apricots (unsulphured)
Tea (white)
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Hurrah for unsulphured apricots
You should have cranberries too - and perhaps some Almonds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# There aren't any cranberries here
I might have some almonds though.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Braw!
but I prefer my apricots smothered in sulphur and a pinch of potassium.

I hope you have egg in your fried rice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Yes, yes I do
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Braw indeed!
peas too?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Nope, broccoli
Higher in iron, what us veggies need.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrgh!!
too busy
and i have to go bank to pay my credit card too :(
not gonna have any time left to eat...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Eat your credit card
Then you'll solve two problems at once. :)
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# with mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Now is not the time to be paying off credit cards
leave that until tomorrow and have a steak and onion baguette
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# A lovely All Organic Big Breakfast
Cumberland Sausage
3 Rashers of Bacon
2 Lamb Burgers
Steak
2 Poached Eggs
Buttered Toast

All the meat bought from Rhug Organic Farm www.rhugorganic.com/default.asp which was near where I spent the weekend.

Washed down with lashings of Grapefruit and Orange Juice

then it's off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# i had some lovely white stilton and apricot cheese the weekend
very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# With Carrs Water Biscuits
I hope ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# That is a very lot of meat, even for an all day breakfast
I've never heard of steak and eggs for breakfast outside Texas.
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I like meat
and working nights I never really know what meal I'm actually eating.
I'll probably have a bowl of cereal around ten o'clock tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# That is a braw amount of meat
that sound great!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Dead Sheep
Dead Cow
Dead Pig
Hens Ovulations
All the main food groups included here !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# nothing
because i have a bad tummy
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Then tell it to be good
and then eat, or have some pepto bismol
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Chicken and mango sarnie
and some Greek mountain tea
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Grand!
Greek mountain tea sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Is yum
and not like other herbal tea that tastes of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# for lunch i will be having
biting fear that i'm making the wrong choices, gnawing tension that i'm dropping a well-paid cushy number to be with the woman i love, and low grade worry about my ability to find any job worth moving 160 miles for.

On the plus side, I may also have a tuna panino.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Stick with the
well-paid cushy number.
You can always pay for sex
or wank.
And you can go down the pub or to the footie with your mates without getting sulked or shouted at.
And you never have to buy flowers or chocolates.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Any woman worth her salt doesn't sulk, shout or expect gifts anyway
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# True
But you're already attached !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hmmm
winner
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Brush all that under the carpet and have
a fry up followed by a bottle of whiskey to solve all your problems and worries.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# a cordon bleu schnitzel
with cranberry jelly, pub chips and a refreshing side salad,

a pretzel

all washed down with fizzy water and coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Sounds mighty braw!
it's always good to see a schnitzel and spezi together
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# erm
there was no spetzi :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Chicken kiev
with chips & onion rings
and a sponge cake thing with custard
perfect for those hangover blues
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# How does a 'sponge cake thing' differ from normal sponge cake?
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# It's Hand Shaped ?
(as in the Addams Family)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# It's not part of a whole sponge cake
it's an individual portion type thing from M&S.
But the custard's from the canteen - nice & hot & sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Sounds quite braw
chicken kievs are tasty
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Today i'll be mostly eating..
Corned Beef and Onion Stottie,
White Chocolate Caramel Slice,
packet of Really Cheesy Wotsits Twisters,
and a can of Ben Shaw's Shandy
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Braw!
a good wholesome lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Baked beans and polish sausages
cooked using the power of microwave radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# cor! one person has baked beans and gravy
and you take it even further buy having polish with your beans, I hope that it's Pledge you're having.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *Laffs*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Lindor chocolate and leftover birthday cake
with a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Braw!
and have a left over happy birthday from me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yum! I'm late today!
Cheese and red onion sarnie
Hula Hoops
Snickers
Diet Coke with Lime

and then 2 large cups of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:26, archived)