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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# denizens being used as bowling pins
pleeeeeeeeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Anything with denizens
Those scary little fuckers are great!

edit - hordes of them on motorcycles jumping the grand canyon* towing a bound Scarlet behind them...

*or Cheddar Gorge if on a budget
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# ^This
Jack in control please
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# More googly-eyed hats
for us to pinch!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# This^^
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# can we have a sexy Racoon for the TRASH association please?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Congrats on reaching 15,000 posts


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# hahah - oops he missed it!
and yes, congrats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# oh bollox
did i just fly past it?

i knew i would
oh well, i will celebrate my 20k instead
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Arf!
www.b3ta.com/board/4264016


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# we are so alike....
*sidles closer...*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# if it's going to be traditional nekkid
wait for 100k...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# that's at least another 18 months away!
i wana get nekid NOW!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# a naked chorus line
of sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# like this
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ooh
sexy :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Funk Force 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# John Prescott
ejaculating copiously into Charles Clarke's face, gripping his ears and gurning like a fucking mule!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^ or this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ^^ Twice!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# IN THE FACE!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# normally I'd also try and 'shop your suggestions,
but this?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# you will be too hard to see the monitor?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# most likely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# ocelotification machine
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Doccity!!!!
how's EWE?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# You ain't seen me... right? *taps nose*
But, I shall attempt to return for DtF tomorrow, w*rk permitting...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Cheese.
Wearing a bra and looking furtive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# or furtive wearing a bra looking cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Mmmm...
...bears in bras.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# A sexy polar bear
with a cheesy grin
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# sexy chess pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Close....
Knight takes Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# An eskimoo
climbing out a sewer in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# You a Bristolian then?
We never seem to have a B3ta Bristol Bash...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# There was a b3ta Bristol bash?
When?!

*rereads*
... oh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Exactly
Accrington Stanley?...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I WANT A BRISTOL BASH!
/caps
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# tom cruise being
attacked by aliens
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# A graphic explanation
of where the shuddering fuck the "Fish with Mace" thing came from in the first place....

or some sexy nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# You're asking the wrong person.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# The Mekon, on a Spacehopper.
Like this:


Only... you know, good and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha!!
i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# a giant panda-girl leaping out of a big cake
...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
#
with stupidly oversized tits
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# If you insist
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# london acorn massacre
with squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# the big green pant soiling machine
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# a pangolin
nature's WTF.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ooooh....
....it's like an armadillo that's been exposed to gamma rays....and made angry....cool
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# they are 80ft tall and eat tanks.*
utter, utter lies.

[edit] but this is true

"The pangolin's scales are razor-sharp, and provide extra defense for this reason. Although not their primary weapon, the powerful legs of pangolins—used for digging through hard ground—are strong enough to break a human leg in one blow. The front claws of the pangolin are so long, they are unsuited for walking, and so the pangolin walks in a hunched-over manner on its hind legs, balanced by its large tail. The pangolin can also emit a noxious smelling acid from glands near the anus, similar to the spray of a skunk"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Lies or no.....
....t'would make a great movie!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# that's a mammal?!
it looks like a pint sized colossus!
(Azzek!, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I love pangolins
Best of the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Jasper the racoon with a saucepan stuck on his head
sitting in the doctor's waiting room tapping his watch because he's been sitting there for and hour and a half. If only jasper had used a proper helmet instead of his mother's best soup pan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# tsk...not AGAIN. That's the 3rd time this week he has done that.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# He'll never learn
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# A rat girl on a space hopper!
Pleeease.
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Wed 3 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# An old man, having fallen asleep on his favourite armchair
after a wank over some dodgy 70's porn. His flacid cock is still lying drooped across his hand with the remenants of his ejaculate slowly drying on the tip.

His pet cat comes into the room and starts licking away at the salty goodness with his rough tongue, just as the mans wife comes down to see why he's not yet in bed.

Waking him up to her screaming, the old man, sick to death of the whining old trout, batters her to death with the cat.

He then proceeds to rape his wifes lifeless corpse, whilst his tears fall down upon her cold dead cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# stop arseing around and get on with sequential art
much woo to shithouse btw, just discovered it
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:20, archived)