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# kit kat conundrum
Forget jaffa cake/bicuit debate, the real question is

official answer in 10 mins
edit: winnar!
kit kat chunky is made from wood and dead austrailians and therefore cayke
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Chocolate bicuit bar - duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I second this
and say they look like motions
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)
# i would say chocolate covered biscuit
but then i would consider a Time Out (which is a cadburys version) a chocolate bar
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# fucking chocolate bar innit

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Holy shit
I don't have the answer
(TonyK, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Chocolate bar
Wafer based. Not biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Neither.
It's quite clearly a wafer covered in chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Chocolate bar
You bastard, I want chocolate now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)
# This
goddamit drinking tea just isn't the same!!!



*listens to Old W.A.S.P*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I saw WASP live once
Not that I can remember it- I was most heinously pished.

I really want chocolate now- somebody go and get me a double decker, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# and he said "I'm Blackie Lawless"
I said "oh", and turned back to my beer.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# FP this for it not being about steve irwin
HARD!

ps.... biscuit.... choc bar...biscuit.... choc bar...biscuit.... choc bar...biscuit.... choc bar...biscuit.... choc bar...biscuit.... choc bar...


OHHHH MIND PISS!!!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Chocolate covered biscuit
Next!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Biscuit, contained within chocolate,
in bar form.
Hence, clearly a chocolate bar, with biscuit as an ingredient.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# 2 fingers = biscuit
4 fingers = chocolate bar








5 fingers = slag
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# This reminds me of something by Smallbrainfield
involving a vicar, some tea, some fingers and shit....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Correctical!
you win a finger!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# *gobbles*
I'll save the finger for later ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# the contents is irrelevant
I buy it for the foil to patch up my hat.
They're always there, telling me to go down to Whitechapel and cleanse the streets.
I beat them though. I've just killed all the whores in Finchley.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Excuse the threadjack
but you just indirectly reminded me of a song.

Anyone know what it is, I can't remember.

It's about a chap who is convinced that 'They' are bugging him through transmitters in his teeth so he pulls all his teeth out and the chorus is basically a drill noise and lots of screaming.

Anyone able to help me out?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Tom Cruise
With his break away pop classic 'PAY ATTENTION TO ME'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# mmm
break aways
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# was it
Grandad- by the St Winifred Scool Choir?
(my all-time 3-tissue fantasy)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# they sang 'there's no one quite like grandma'
Clive dunn sang 'grandad'
terry scott sang 'my brother'
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I bow to your superior chart knowledge
and spluff all over St winifred school choir.
And Wendy Richards sang "come outside" (actually, she sang "leave orf" etc. Can't remember the visually challenged twunt who asked her to come outside)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# That's...
"Daddy, brother, lover, little boy (The Electric Drill Song" by seminal '90s pop-rockers Mr Big.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Its Steve Irwin covered in stingray chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Woo!
have a break*
have a KitKat


*from yet another bandwagon
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Where can I get one THAT big???
biscuit... choc bar... biscuit...

If its in the fridge its a choc bar.
If its in the biscuit tin its a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# I believe that one is being modelled by Beadle
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# oh noes!!
I have a kit kat downstairs.... i want to eat it now. but must wait until coffee time at 3pm



en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kat
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)