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# A Love Story for Valentines Day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Bert makes me hot too :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I'm going to have to refuse your kind offer
of porridge or coffee then.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Tea?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Are there any old people parts
dangling in the tea?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I'll just check
....

yes there are. Is that a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)
# HEY!
I'm NOT old!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Haha
*escapes by Stannah stairlift*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Is it true then that DTH can't go up stairs?
And that he doesn't have a reflection?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)
# No, that's vampire Daleks . . .
that's vampire Daleks . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Crikey! It's the beast!
*fends off with silver garlic and a cross filled with holy water*

gahh the puns.. the punss..

*dies*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
# silly imnotplayinganymore
that is shoe elves!

little bastard tasty shoe elves!

great with steak sauce

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Vampire Davros The Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *remembers that scene in gremlins*
*chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Not for me!
Mmm tea.. with a vague aftertaste of taste of vicks and piss.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
#
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# haha
i like these
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
# hehe
hurrah!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# !
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Thats horrible and fantastic!
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha
and thanks for the "censored" too :¬D

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)
# phwoaaaar wrinkly old people sex!
that's made my valentine's
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Gosh,
I could go for some porridge.
(Swellington Please rebel against my orders., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# the censorship makes me use my own imagination!
and imagining fried eggs hanging off a nail!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I was imagining
snooker balls in knee socks
(GrannyBun Offers you a Werthers Original, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# No! Bad Aphex!
*newspaper on nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *snuffles*
*slinks off*

*pisses in your slippers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Can I update my previous answer?
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
# certainly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# 2
And a chocolate heart.

Also, a pair of chocolate ramekins from the girl who gave me the heart spatula last year. I think she might be angling for a souffle.
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
i only got one :(


what's a ramekin?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)
# They were both from friends
It's a ceramic thing you cook or serve food in. Like souffles or creme brulee.
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# i sent you one
and you didn't send one back!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# you are a
legend!

*kerlick!*
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)
# who's kerlick?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)
# listen carefully...
I shall say zis only once...
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)
# go on
*listening*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)
#
I think I miss-read the name
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
#
diddy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# haha
my gran refuses to have hot porridge

if she wastes valuable energy heating it up it means Hitler will win, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Hahah the old ones are the best*
*excluding old people body parts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)
# It's my favourite joke ever
I don't know why but it still makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# It made me giggle
She looks like my gran

Although after a certain age, I suppose most grans look like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Just like babies..
they all look the same, and when you get a bunch of them together it's a devil finding your own.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Blimey - never even though of that
That must be quite disturbing haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Well no, I'd imagine it doesn't matter that much if you swap them.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I could always tell which one was mine
I generally remembered what I dressed her in and what she looked/sounded/smelled like.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# That is disgusting
But funny
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I find it humorous
yet distasteful...
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Good God I'm eating man
post it later

*laughs anyway*

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)
# What's his name?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)
# less of that !
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)
# yay for grandmas pendulas
watch them swing

you can set your watch by 'em
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
Mmmm, porridge flavoured nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Braaaaw
'ning mate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pfffftt
±
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hahahah
contains 100% genuine LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)
# By some wierd co-incidence
That couple share the same name as my late grandparents.
(I helped save b3ta! cantshopforshit, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)
# mwahahahaha
grand squire! It still makes me larf aswel ;)

/wonders where benny's at
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 7:40, archived)
# hahaha
only just read this, great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# better late than never
this made me spit my tea at the monitor.
i hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)