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[challenge entry] softer than shadow and quicker than flies

Creator : @IamHappyToast

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# May I poo my load?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Only if you put it in a jar and send it to her.
We should find her address and then all send her samples of our poo. She's been making us experience all her shite for the last few years.
Silly lying cow.
www.guardian.co.uk/food/Story/0,,2011095,00.html
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Not for me
I don't watch telly.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Anyone want to start
an anti Gillian website?

Or will her rich lawyer husband destroy us?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhahhahahehhhehhehahhahhahhhh!
 
*clicks, repeatedly*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# That's a big pile of poo
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# That's fab,
but could you take out those apostrophes? They shouldn't be there!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# balls
I'm tired and have to be up early.

Hold on..... shouldn't they? the doctorate belonged to it and so do the days....
Should they really go?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Yep.
 
It's = It is
"Its" is the 3rd person neutral possessive
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Heh. That looks like "tits".
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# ta for the clarification
changing now
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)
# So many things about English look wrong on the page.
 
or screen
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)
# yep they should ;)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
# There's no apostrophe
when the item belongs to 'it'

It goes against all instinct, I know. But it IS correct.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# It's correct?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)
# yes I know - I was agreeing that they should be removed
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I just think of its
as being the same as his or her - "her sandwich" isn't "he'r sandwich". So "its sandwich" isn't "it's sandwich".
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)
# that's bizzarre
naked flatheaded woman scales neverending wall of mystery


*clicks*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Good grief
That's a lot of stool

Psst Happytoast - see my updated reply?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)
# no... hold on.....
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
#
sorry, just realised how lazy I was by not providing the link :P
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)
# s'ok, got it I think
basically added licky and scruffy ;)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# :D yaysers
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# gaaaaah!
gah gah gah!

woo
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)
# that's both excellent and very scarey
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Go Gollum
Go Gollum go go go
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# thats fucking awesome








i suddenly feel very small
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
you are too good.

it must have taken you ages to film your own collection for that loop.

;)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)
# fucking
ace!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# excellent stuff sir!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# bloody hell.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# fantastic
!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Clicks this ^
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)
# some evenings on a foggy night you can still hear.....
POO IN MY SIEVE!!!! POO IN MY SIEVE!!!!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# omfg
Best thing, ever.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha!
luvverly stuff!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# stop the compo
we have a winner
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# That's
WOO that is!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# You are
possibly the most talented B3tan ever*




*FACT
(, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)