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[challenge entry] Randy Handy Andy Pandy

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(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *dives into bunker*
*puts kettle on*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *formulates plan for world domination using treacle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Treacle?
ARE YOU MAD???
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# What would you suggest?
Molasses?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# golden syrup.
and only tate and lyles mind.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *Gets spoon*
*drizzles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *hails*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *bows*
Why thank you!

Oh pants, I'm all sticky now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6941876
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *hands sinister overlord prize*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# CHIHUAHUA!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# woof!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# BANANANANANA!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# BANDANANANANA!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# OI YOU!
DID YOU GET yuour emnaiala?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'll say yes I know I have one from you
But I have no way of seeing what it is.
Apparently my firewall has blocked my individual emails as "offensive content" but the inbox is ok.

Is it good news or bad?

*edit* Found and replied
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *follows*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *chases*
WITH COOKIES!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ouch
there's "not funny" and there's "Jesse Jackson Not Funny"
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Oh is that who it is?
I had no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# he...
he doesn't always look that miserable. here's a pic of him smiling:

(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# and he is who?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# he is
Al Sharpton's conscience
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# In this picture he reminds me of
Admiral Akbar

"It's a trap"
(MonkeyFunker, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# has anything been changed in this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# there's sexes going on just outside of shot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ah
i thought so. :D good work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# wow
i've never seen someone so unamused
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *lol at sig*
Not - yes! Flossy! YES Lord Melchett!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# :)
baaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Is that a...
...an actual...

OMG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# if it helps...
imagine it's a crudely draw pink blob
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Does colouring a real nob magenta render it safe for work?
I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# has it been coloured?
just looks a tad well handled.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# actually
It's not a real knob. I just spend 14 hours drawing a knob, colouring it magenta, scanning it in and pasting it onto a picture of Andy Pandy (with Handy Andy's head).
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha, nice cock
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Happy b3taday!1
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Cor!
Is that yours?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# No
It belongs to BBC's changing rooms programme
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# It's a fine cock nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# yes
It has great dignity.
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# it's got a wicked bend in it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# G Spot tastic!
Good game yesterday what?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
#
who, me?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Best two images ever
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# okay, okay
just don't make me watch Spurs or buy one of your crappy music centres.
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
#


Now he's really angry
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# not as angry
as he's going to be when I mention his crap barnet and halitosis

now - I expect a scene from scanners
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I expect when you have all the moneys he has,
you stop giving a crap. You can buy halitosis into fashion
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# /pulls finger
/experiences stinging eyes and inflamed sinus tissues
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# or would you all prefer....
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# was that
the culmination of a long thought process, where more eloquent, pithy retorts were formulated - only to be eventually discarded in favour of something succinct and visceral?

or are you just an inarticulate twat with anger management problems?
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)