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# Ubernova + Added visual stimuli (pretty picture) for the slow minded...
Parasites upon the earth
lets take this world for all it’s worth
when we're gone no one will care
there was no real intelligence there
it matters not the trees don't grow
because eventually the sun will blow
the biggest blast you've ever seen
good riddance carbohydrates and protein.


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hello Tuesday *waves*
cunt

that is better now with a picture
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# cheers! :)
(Lesson learnt...)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# you'll be wanting /talk meyoungfellam'ladm'boyo
or indeed a reply button
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i don't think it would go down well there
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# so? they're all cocks over there...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# what DOES go down well on /talk?
I've braved it a few times, it just seems to be lots of sweary words,
questions about favourite this and that,
and laughing at Bouddica
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# dunno
www.b3ta.com/talk/2761715
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# hmmm, you stumped quite a few of them there
don't think they do much 'meaningful'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I think that's the plan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# shhhhhhhh, don't tell everyone
we need the tunnel dug before nightfall and someone to distract the guards
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *hides spoon in bar of soap*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *shakes trouserlegs on ground near hut*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# yay, that is just what this place need
poems
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# uhoh...
click the L next to your name, simply read the instructions to claim your £3000 reward
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# i spoke too soon.
and you were doing so well.

we'd rather you posted a pretty picture to accompany your verse.
unaccompanied words get posted on /talk, whatever that is.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# HAAAAMMMMTTTOUUCCHHHEERRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
#
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I always thought FAQ meant "fack you"....
...but it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# depends on translation
also if you can be bothered to translate it at all...
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha you did a poetry!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)
# the sun won't explode you dafty
it'll just expand envelope the earth and then form something else I've forgotten the name of
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Fudge?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# A
red giant?
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# A green giant?
*ho ho ho's*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# fucking shitty giant!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Nice...
*points to talk board*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# you broke the run of good noobs
shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Words begone!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I did read the faq
"Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard".

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# poems are gay
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Excellent
do some more
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
#
I'm not good at poems
but I'll have a punt
your poem was bollocks
fuck off to /talk, you cunt

now you've added a picture
it's not quite so shit
congrats on your first post
I hope you learned from it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Awwww
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# that is fully a sighing dog
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# not just any dog
that's my dog, Willis
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# you've got a nice dog
and don't call me willis!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# what choo talkin bout?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
choo choo choo chugga choo choo chugga chugga choo chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga WEEEEET WEEET chugga-chugga chugga-chugga "AAAAAARRGHGH" *squish* chugga chugga chugga chugga scweeeechugga schweeeechuggga clunk

"OH MY GOD! HE'S DEAD!"
"LOL"
TWEEET TWEEET choo chugga choo chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chughha chuhha chhahh chhh chhh .... ....
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I'm confused
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Where's the picture, you ninny!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Take it to /poetry!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hello!
although the FAQ does not explicitely require you to post a picture with a new thread, the locals tend towards a torch'n'pitchfork policy if you don't do so.
Just watch the action for some time, and you'll learn about most of the unwritten rules here eventually. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)