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# worst first cast ever...
http://www.mousemonkeys.com/kiddy_fiddlers.jpg
(mousemonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# that has "viral"
written all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAARK!!!
but funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# nicely shopped
is it just me, or does gary glitter look like he has a pair of testicles hanging from his neck?
(Maels, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# definitely throat-balls
you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# on whaels
haven't done that for ages :)
edit: drat! should'a been first reply really...ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# *Ahem*
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# *beats head repeatedly against desk*
NOT AGAIN...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I think there is nothing we can do about it..
..just accept the fuckers and get on with it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# you just have to accept
some people find this funny.

alas, the train to hell also often stops at "Mediocrity" and "Desparate-for-a-laugh".
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# at least there was some effort and thought
put into this one. not just whatsisname standing on a stage yelling "I like children! hahaha!".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I agree
and this is the better end of the scale. Like for so many of the bad things in life, if the choice is between laughing and crying, I know which I prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# you are quite right
I just couldn't help myself for a moment. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# oui oui
oui
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# what really irritates me about this
is that as yet MK is innocent, this kind of puerile rubbish simply makes it more and more difficult for the bloke to get a fair trial. It is very easy for newspaper editors, popbitch twats and the like to attack people, however if he is innocent (and there is every chance he is) his career is effectively over as a result of the pathetic humour of popbitch and the overriding greed of newspaper executives. (don't even get me started on rebekah wade)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# would his career being over
really be a big issue?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# To him I suspect its
a rather big issue
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I'm afraid that's where my
capacity for humility suddenly ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# his career
may well lie with the big issue.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Arf.
.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# heh
i mean: how cruel
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# YES
it almost certainly means there will NEVER be another series of You Bet. :(
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# "Are you gonna bet on it?"
YOU BET
"Well you better get on it"
GET SET

etc
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# hear
hear
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I say hang him high
He looks like a nonce and you can't trust a man with beard!

*Turns back to browse his Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# oohh
filth

can I read it after you've finished?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Where there's smoke there's fire
I read that in the Daily Mail and I believe it
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# The portal
to hell is about to swallow your soul!!! Made me laugh though (the pic, not the portal). Tres Bien
(DrLego, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# "she changes their lives"
by sending them to prison.

I'll see your pic, and raise you a Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# threadjack
have the b3ta gods seen and thought about getting us monkeys playing referrer risk or have I just glasscocked?
(dognutz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Board code
strips <form> tags, so it shouldn't be a problem.
(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# It's off line
at the moment though, if you click on high scores it says so.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Well tagged.
Viral for sure. I've started the clock. How long before it get's emailed to me. Definitly before the weekend.

Nice pic. woo yay.

Perhaps the filename could be sweeter. Don't want to upset firewalls and sniffers.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Bah..
I had this in email about a minute ago. (prolly a workmate lurker who sent it)

Spreads fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# vats you aint it
kev?
(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Legal Issue
As Mr Kelly's solicitor, Can I just state that nothing has been proven about my client. He is just looks a bit iffy that's all.
(Nazgul, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# ahemmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Is this not g/c
or was it just in my head?

Who cares anyway...............

Apparently, people with dark humour no longer allowed acording to the policeman above.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I don't think it's so much the dark humour
as the subject matter, which has been covered pretty thoroughly of late. Personally, I think that one's pretty well done, but I've seen too many variations on the same theme, so maybe the moaners have a point.
(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I hate moaners
Perhaps you should have your own site. Moan3r.com ? Then you can all be anal together perhaps?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I'm not moaning. I was pointing out why other people were.
Don't be so rude.
(tomsk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# :oP
ffthhhhhp!
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# shut it
you slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# What type of anal?
Eh.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# are
you being saucy !? :)
nice username by the way - took me a few minutes to separate them out into the comic duo they were !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Yes
I really must learn to underscore.

Life is easy, when you know how.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# stop moaning
.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i
suppose if you spend a lot of time on the boards (and can spazz back) this will be overdone - but a lot of people don't have that chance, so the ones they catch can seem funny/original - but at least this one wasn't another 'and tonight matthew' - and it's good to see the reaction just wasn't an immediate 'fuck off'...also i've vowed to stop complaining about people complaining !
good day to all ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Me agrees - but don't need banners
telling people to go, or do we? It is all so complex.

But on the theory of burning books, then it is people next. Isn't interweb just a simple book and therefore......

where are those damn tablets.
/rhetorical
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# i
whole heartedly agree !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I smoke far too much to be a policeman
thank you.

It's just that this has become unfunny.

Also kelly has yet to be proven guilty...

Any news on the poolathon?

cunternoon afterable
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Pool - is - a - go-go
Enough people and the manager might even provide fish paste torpedo rolls for snacks.


edit (tis a lindin ting)
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)