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# Petition number 10 to.....
...add more coaches onto the Virgin Cross Country - that may make room in the onboard shop for the to acutally sell stuff! Yay!

Sign at: petitions.pm.gov.uk/Voyagers/

If we sign before Nov 17th, they'll add more coaches on...dunno where they'll get them from...XD
(Factorandvibration, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# this^
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# spare some change?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# No! Away with you!
Utinni! Utinni! Filthy creatures...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# haha, 'tinny'
*points to beer* :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# May the 4th be with you
sorry ill get me coat
(hammyknight, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
#
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# come when?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I was gonna say that
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# best disney film
until the pixar ones at least
(horrid, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# "this page is intentionally left blank"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# You are a nonsense
and a threadwaster.

Go away kthxbye.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Compo it
NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Do things for Virgin?
haven't we been here before?

take it to the links board, monger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# oi Branson haven't I told you to fuck off before?!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
THIS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# In the gentle words of the Virgin Mary
Come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# he was editor of his school newspaper
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# haha
great lemmy fact
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# from a line in the film "Airheads"
which was based on fact.

for about 5 years there was an imprint of his hands outside the beacon building at staffs uni. its been moved now. (he was briefly a student there)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# where's foof when you need her?
i could be naughty and leech her image... like so:
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# THat's the only time you'll see foof and virgin in the same sentence!
*dives for foof proof bunker*

EDIT: HA! I remember seeing that last night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# heh heh heh
although... stranger things have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# It's ok
She went to bed HOURS ago
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# That doesn't mean I'm safe though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# certainly doesn't
only thread deletion can save you now
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# That and jetboots!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# oh yes. jet boots are a given.
don't forget, there's also the *whisper* horsebox.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# yay for jetboots!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *evil lol*
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# people never think of the dangers of crap inventions
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# the word 'adventures' in the title is a mite misleading
perhaps 'unfortunate death' or 'darwin award' would be more appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# perhaps it's his final adventure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# You mean 'Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!'
/panto villain blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# heading in that direction, definitely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# are you suggesting there's no chance whatsoever that she'll see this thread?
because i think there may be a problem there
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# How can you get into a fool proof bunker?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Bah!
I'm disappointed you're not her!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you're disappointed?
how do you think i feel?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
*hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Nice addition at the end
Say what you see etc.
and 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# 'ning matey
haven't been tempted to pick the scabs yet?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# No scabs to pick buddy
I use an ancient chinese recipe on me tattoo's

PILE CREAM! Honestly, it stops the blood vessels from swelling and the whole thing scabbing up. leaves a lovely fresh looking tattoo in a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha, the suffix makes it :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Are you talking rubbish by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# if petitions worked they'ed be banned
like voting

and I don't see a picture

where's the fucking picture?

you got a picture?? WHERE'S THE PICTURES?!!!!!

*cries*

and I might add what the fuck

petition the government for things the government does, not for saying to companies and individuals "you will do this"

grr

*goes back to eating breakfast*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# i love the smell of
wrong board posts in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# You've been lurking 8 months
And didn't know that this would get you precisely nowhere, unless you're a collector of insults?

Go away. And be on the receiving end of this on your way out.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Pfft, he WELL doesn't deserve such exquisite agonies.
*bears derriére*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Nothing exquisite about having your scrotum flayed off
But derrières are another matter

*whips*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Beware of whips
With tiny moonlanders on the end!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Suck my balls
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# A bit pathetic
Why not petition the government to buy back British Rail and re-open all the branch lines closed in the '60s while they're at it?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# and...
how about making the brum to london fare cheaper that two days car rental too.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# A. this isn't a picture
B. Thatcher privatised the railways many years ago, so what do you expect the government to do?
C. the platforms aren't long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# you've really thought that through haven't you?
/sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# they've added more coaches on most trains
since last summer. i use them a lot.

oh, and you're a hamtoucher but i can't be arsed posting my gif
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:54, archived)