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# 1 min of work = a lifetime with the devil....


If someone could confirm this is the worst thing anyone has ever posted on b3ta as the first image post I would appreciate it...
(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Too much...
/ignore
(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I love b3ta's double standard
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Don't judge B3ta
on one noob's reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Ha
You fuckers, its ok when the deed has been done eh? Leah Betts, Soham murders etc... Ill be honest it was difficult pressing submit. - I was eating at the time...
(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Just ignore him
That was uncalled for. He's a big rude bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# if it was funny
id give it the thumbs up but what the fuck is the parallel between that poor wee ickle baba and flight of the navigator?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# the kid in flight of the navigator disappears also
the humour in this pic is not my cup of tea but i understand it.

my cup of tea would involve more lasers and ninjas and less abducted kids.

but i'm not going to ignore on the basis of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# He's in a fucking space ship,
not in a paedo-hoose!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I don't know
*waits for punchline*
Edit: Actually, I don't recognise who is in the picture. Is that a murdered girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# not yet
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# well
it's more of a Schrodinger's cat situation
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# this^
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Oh blimey
It's that missing girl?
*spangs original poster in the gob*
*shuns thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# tbh i'm surprised this is the first time she's been featured.
not my idea of funny personally, but there are certain things you expect to happen on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# reality is
even some things are beyond the limits of most people on here...well for the first 6 months after the event happened usually
(iapetus, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# no it's not
but pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Sorry
It's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# There have been worse.
Still, haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I always find that 1 meg bmps are more horrifying
me office comps collapse at the meer thought of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I have no idea what tf is going on but it's far from the worst
ever first post. You do not fail as you at least managed to get the image posted ;) Welcome etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# well..
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# pffft
made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I like it because
it's tasteless. I'd give you a lovely animated woo but frankly I can't be arsed to make one.
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# i am gonna make
i bile riddled, spiteful, evel, malevolent grat-big-fuck-you of a picture so i have something to post to cocks such as this when they think they are b3tan when clearly they are just try-hards
Result:
YOU ARE FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# "A member for 6 months"

you do not represent this website.

Shut your hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# No, anyone who represents this website gets a torrent
of 'post a pic and read the faq n00b' thrown at them
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# But he's quite lully
and soon will.
I've adopted him.
*tucks under arm*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# *envies his current posistion*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# *Grabs DD*
*tucks another the other arm*
PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# you were around years back
when i was called (amongst many other things) c0un7z3r0
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Fuck me
you were a right cunt then. No wonder you persist in breaking the filesize rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# were you around then?
dont remember you, I was going through my howard stern type attitude early 20's thing then, im almost middle aged now so im all rightious and 'actually....'
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I remember you having that great 'reservoir penguins' idea...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# a little uncalled for?
or are you being ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# it would be stupid for us to flame you for this
since many worse jokes and images have been made about other subjects

so woo to you for pushing the limits, if we cant do it on the internet where the hell can we? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# yes
there is some completely innapropriate jokes

of course, it's only funny when it happens to someone else

if it touches someones nerve becuase of personal experience you get the double standard screaming going on

I don't know where I'm going with this, but some folk might need to ponder their reactions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# ^^this^^
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# ^^yep, this
After all the taking the piss out of 9/11 (myself included), I can hardly get uptight about this.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Obviously a matter of opinion
9/11 was a long time coming.
If i was iraqi i'd behead every american i could get my hands on and the same goes for any invading motherfuckers coming to blighty.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# ^^^this in abundance^^^
everything is fair game on B3ta.
If someone's personal taste or morals are offended by something,
then the solution is simple, hide the post and/or choose not to reply to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Not the worst thing by a long shot
And I'm sure you mean no harm. My issue is with it's lack of funny.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# its sorta like the internet equivelant of late night bbc3
offensive, you get it, but its not very funny
im not gunna slag it off though because it couldve been a helluva lot worse
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Well
I was considering creating and posting an image on the subject but after reading the responses to yours I don't think I'll bother.

Give it a few days until they've found her and then try again
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Hmmm
Exactly, I wasn't sure if the flight of the navigator theme would have worked post discovery...
(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I don't think I really understand this
or the reaction to it, so I'm reserving judgement. What I can say is, it's not a redex and it's a reasonable filesize.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# repost this in a week or so and the people complaining will probably like it by then
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# IT's good
but it's not right.

Good work, though, n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# welcome aboard new fella
irrespective of the responses, good to have you on board, and 'pushing the limits' as it were
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Thanks,
I have since deleted the goatse themed ideas I had, in retrospect I should have saved them for the aftermath of this sad event...
(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha, as long as they're linked and marked NSFW if they're goatse, then you'll be fine fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# I must confess to not finding the post 'amusing'
but it didn't rape my non-university bandwidth, or my eyes for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
How fricking awesome would it be if that's whats happened? :D

Horribly insensitive but I still giggled. This isn't the place for politics but the parents kinda asked for it going off for a meal and leaving her alone in the room, doesn't matter HOW close they were.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# i think you'll find
it's ok to joke about anything as long at is at least quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# ^
I have a box of compo rations, dated 1993. Would you like to share in the delicacy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# This..
I think is over the line and..NOT FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Wed 9 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# ok?
The question is did you feel guilty for laughing?
(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Wed 9 May 2007, 9:34, archived)