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# In Celebration of the END of Blair's reign
I'm reposting my personal favourite episode of Animated Adventures of Tony Blair... enjoy

(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# how's the poo business today?

(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# The business business?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# excreactly

(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# and, relax
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# King of Scat, eh?

(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# WHY ARE BOTH YOUR HANDS UNDER THE WATER
Dirty pig, you're wanking and fingering yourself at the same time, aren't you?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# and all on a flooded tennis court!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# The disrespectful arse.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# You just want the image
;-]
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# :D always.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# next time, join in
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I always do!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I prefer your doodles
to most other doodles (except for some of the other doodles that I like)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# tentacle rape!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I've done one, I just haven't gotten around to posting it yet.
Prepoop: 194lbs
Postpoop: 192.9
1.1lb poop
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# crikey
mine are usually about 4lb
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Is your sig a quote from "Mr Jolly Lives next door"?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# can't expect much after yesterday's big'un I guess

(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Indeed
although I have only ever managed the full 4lb in one sitting on 2 occasions, so MN is doing well. (I have done it over the course of a day more than once).
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I doubt I ever poo'ed that much in one session
my metabolism apparently favours excreting smaller amounts, more often

pfffft, I'm having a conversation about poo weight on the Internet :)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# *snorkles*

(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# you what!?
snoasts?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I would like to take this opportunity to say "dirigible".




Dirigible.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# One of the top ten best words!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Well done for posting
Now could you show us what you're posting?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# erg
it shows up one min then the next its redexed. I dunno why it's not doing it.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hamtouch Detector
I don't know who it works, but it does.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Fair enough
Try not hosting on MSN: I did that once. I have since learned there are better places.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# such as?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# cr3ation
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# or b3tards
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# ...use the b3ta hosting...
........use the b3ta hosting...
and you're back in the room.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# msn groups is shit
I can never see anything hosted there...
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# He celebrated with a broken link?
I'd have at least thought he'd have broken a skink a rinky-dink-dink!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# borked?!?
Edit: you fixed it now :)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Only for you.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Oh,
really.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# they told me he was armless!!!
:(
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Oh the irony - Blair is no longer there...
...... and neither is your post.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ello sunshine
how's tricks?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# oh dear
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's excellent
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# it's really old, but thank you :)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# But I love it.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# then my job here is done! huzzah!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# explain
for i know not of such things. What does ham toucher mean?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# One who touches ham.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# ...Part of me knew
that you'd say that.

And yet part of me yearned for more explanation. Perhaps involving bacon, pork, or even trotters.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# it's a derogatory term
applied to those that repost their work, which is a bad thing as it pushes all of the new original stuff off the board...
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I made it up
it is an expletive free swearword I created to upset 'Tash after she discovered that fucktard was in common usage and wigged out.

These days it means pearoaster, filesize abuser or imageless poster predominantly.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# It is a toucher of ham.
that is to say that skin, usually of teh hand area, has come into contact with the meat product commonly known as ham, though gammon is also to be wary of.

OR

threadwasting by reposting... As I can't see it though, and it seems to give people a lot to talk about...

*passes damp cloth*
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# yes do tell

for i have no idea and merely copy the cool kids
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon pea roast for teh compo
Have at thee!


(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Winner.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Never underestimate the appeal
of floppy magenta cocks
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# click
lol sums up there relationship pretty well i think
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)
# made
me laugh a bit much.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)