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# 'ning all!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# gah
*clutches chest*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Who do you think you are!?
Thor_sonofodin!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# yarg?
*adjusts tin foil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# is that for the perm?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# pffft
no
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# You're a mink, not bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# JESSIE!
*curls round neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# APHEX!
*tries to shove mink snacks down really, really rubbish connection*

...sorry if they're a bit broken
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# NYAM NYAM NYAM
no worries.

*massages neck with little mink paws*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ffs
this is pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# you
have
no
joy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# THANK GOODNESS
Captain miseryguts is here to stop us all dying of joy thank heavens!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# The world would be a boring place if everyone agreed on everything :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# no it wouldn't!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Oh oo is such a gwumpygus.
*massivebig cuddle* ess oo is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# stop that
it's weird
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Does oo want some too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *grabs*
'ningles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# 'ning you :)

S'alright, hope you guys have fun
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I wont!
ON PURPOSE! C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# OI!
Clutch your own chest!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
#
but (strangely) yours is closer!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# PORNITHOLOGY?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# at least it's an ology
/old bt ad blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I was about to put that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you

=P
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# You're older than me
you remember it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *throws tin of beans towards england*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# :-(
No. No beans.

Anything but them. I'm feeling all sick now, you arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Is Maureen Lipman dead yet?
.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# No, she's playing Joyce Grenfell
Or was last time I heard
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# There's another woman who deserves more love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# She was excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# no
but her husband is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Who was he?
I don't keep up to date with celebrity gossip.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Jack Rosenthal
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I haven't the faintest idea who that is.
Telly? Was he on the telly?

Radio? Did he have a voice?

Come on, throw me a bone here.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# he was a very very good screenwriter
did lots of 'play for today's and other tv dramas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Ah, right.
Ta much.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# didn't he create "Londons Burning"?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# get in there!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# No
but she's from Hull, which is nearly as good.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# GAH!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Robins with tits!
'Ning Punmeister
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Now that's my sort of birdwatching.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# TITS!
hehehe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Dave, get your head back in the car, put your seatbelt back on and leave the ladies alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# you!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Arf
Morning Sir Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# are you looking at my tits.

*put on plover*

i hope you get thrush from your secretary(bird).
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *swallows nervously*
You're a bit eagler to get as many bird puns into one response aren't you? I'd better be swift if I swant to beat you to the prize.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Would that be the Tern-er Prize?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Pardon?
hang on . . .

*turns heron aid up*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 'ning
*ducks
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# 'ning, m'lard!
m'lard!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Good luck with that, I stole the battery (hens)
You're so gullible
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# So you're the curlew made Dave deaf?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# She'll rEGRET robin me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# You coot do that!

*owls in anguish*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Well I've no egrets
/Piaff blog
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Mindpiss now!
We don't get no falcon better do we?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I only beat you by a sparrow margin
Peregrine and bear it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# You're right.
I wasn't swift enough so I'll have to swallow it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Jay ne regret d'rian?
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *Sits starling into space
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# That doesn't work!
By nostrich of the imagination


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# My dad used to say it worked
and emu what he was talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Wasn't your dad a Rhea Admiral
in the navy?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# No
A three badge stoker on the good ship Skylark
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Arf
gives new meaning to the term twitcher
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
#
revolving masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hahah!
That's a wonderfully silly one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *hugs and cuddels down here too*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# a horny pornithologist
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# everybody calls me the muffled titter


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
#
ter
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# love the narrowing eyes
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *gleeeees*
'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# 'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# oh dear
ning dave
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# oh, I have worse lined up . . .
I have worse lined up . . .never fear *rubs hands together maniacally*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *fears*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Cor!
'ning to you, and to all
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)