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# the doctors couldn't see a problem
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# how could they miss that?
the damage to the teeth is quite dramatic
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Headbabies?
Very nice. Very nice indeed.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# i'm still trying to work
out how they get out though
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# A really big sneeze
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I like that idea
I was going to suggest some kind of wierd, crawling out of the sinuses birth. But a sneeze sounds better, and has the added implications of high-speed flying newborns :D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Splattered all over the far wall...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Indeed
Possibly even spanging it back with a frying pan?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'm going right off my lunch...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# what about digging
out through the eye socket?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# That's a caesarean
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Ouch
That's painful to think about
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# owww
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Covered in marmite you say?
*licks*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# wow!
someone else who likes the sticky brown stuff
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Oh yes!
Especially on crumpets with boiled egg :-)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# yes!
crumpets with cheese
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Marmite on cheddar = yum
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# stoppit!
*hungries*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
HE'S GONNA START EATING!

*fleees*


(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# That's cocking ace!
Have a click!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Ooooooo.... that's rate good that is...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# You come from Derbyshire
AICMFP!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Portsmouth...
But painfully close.

Relative to the distance to the sun.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Oh?
I thought they only said rate good round this neck of the woods.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# They do....
I'm a culture thief...

(That and I've been watching FAR too much Devvo on Fat Pie)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# That's brilliant!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Bruce Forsyth or Jimmy Hill?
/nicely done fella!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Blimey,
That's rather good.

/I'm new please don't hurt me blog.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *hurts*
*but in a sexy way*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *films*
*sells*
Profit!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *buys*
*fwaps*
*splurts*
*sells*
*profit*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *buys*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# you'd get your own little minky
edit: you know, if you didn't just drink it
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# too late!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ; )
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *buys*
*enjoys*

*wears out*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Jolly bloody good
Clearly, this person has been fucked in the head.

Badum, Tish!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Dave?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Erm
Yes?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# dave laird?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Erm
Yes again?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
#
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO



scared?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Slightly
Are you a stalker?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# pffft
you wish!

no i just saw your conversation with laird dave draws
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Haha
I had assumed as much, but simply liked the idea of having a stalker better.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Sorry, Sir the Hat has been overdoing the puns
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Clearly
this is not the Dave you are looking for

/jedi mind trick blog
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# OVERdoing!?
OVERDOING!? You can't OVERDO puns . . .

/shocked


(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *readies pan*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'm aFRIED that I'm immune . . .


(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Well BOIL be blowed....
you SAUCEy hat you...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *megaspangs*
Both of you!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# skull fucking FTW!!!11!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# nice work
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That's gorgeous.
Have my first click.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Ace!



(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# BINGO!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Bingo?



(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# HOUSE!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# The pan's been polished you know
*spang*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Oof.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# tee hee
"yes he's AA +"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Are you positive?


(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
#
yes, he's had a battery of tests
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# aww!
He should cell his story to the papers


(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# that'd be the real acid test
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# he could charge them millions


(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ah node that I did!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I. Like. This.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Mind of a Paedo?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Ook.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# oooh thats done too well!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# That's rather beautifully done
:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# That's freakishly beautiful.

This, on the other hand, isnt.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# WTFX
is that a little fist?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)