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# Monday afternoon.
Nearly 5.
Time for improbable proportions.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# now thats a real woman
oh wait, no, no its not. Sorry my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Dave.
*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Mr Mink
*hat thanks you for the tip*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# from monday to friday
she works harder than you know
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Power Squatting?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# she may not be a lady...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# But she's all woman...
Spaced :D
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# That's wishful thinking on your part, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# You're not even old enough to be looking at such things
For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# She's hiding
something.
(REWRITABLE, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
#
/volunteers to go looking for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# i'm loving portions of the pro variety
much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Improbable?
Surely you've not seen inside my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Here here!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# OH MY GOD !
SHE IS NAKED AND HAS TITS AND STUFF !

Naughty-naught ;)
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# Is she in the demolition trade?
She could provide her own tools.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# She'd costantly lose her balance
and fall forward.

That's why Lara Croft carries a large rucksack on her back.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# and I always thought that was just a sack for carrying all her rucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I thought it was to hide the seams on a low-poly model.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# the rucks were pretty low poly too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# All my rucks are rather low poly too.
As is much of my humor.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# My friend modelled her feet in Tomb Raider 2.
I'll ask him.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I usually wear a rucksack
I'd be quite lost without a collection of rucks to call upon at any particular opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# You are Ivor Cutler
AICMFP
(Alexander Graham Smell, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Fucking slag
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# yay nips!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# You could have someone's eye out with them
and I'd gladly let it be me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Sorry JJ, I was just interested what it'd look like ;)

Click for smaller
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# same quantity of nips tho
and that's surely important
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# nope, they got reduced too
you should stare at the two images for 5-10 minutes, just for research purposes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# I can't risk further detriment to my eyesight
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Click for more proportioned
and I like it more.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Now thats actually sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I fink so
JJs got the skillzorz, he just chooses not to use them in certain areas ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# no offence to JJ
But massive boobs to me arn't all that nice at all. A big arse however is very sexy indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I sung that on a kareoke machine once
but to some lounge lizard style Frank Sinatra. Went down rather well and got a lot of laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Big boobs are fantastic.
But well done for liking big arses!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Don't get me wrong
I would kick a ladyout of my sex pen for having a large set of breasticles but, unnaturally huge breasts just look stupid to me. A curvy bum is amazing and I can't keep my hands off them.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *nods* good boy.
Have a pornbiscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# as long as it's not soggy
I agree!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# *sits*
*begs*
*rolls over for belly tickling*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# *scratchscratchscratch*
Put that lipstick away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# But I think I look better with ruby red lips
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# It's not that one I'm worried about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# if you are implying my penis resembles that of a dog
you are sorely mistaken my lady, its more like that of a child in a freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# You sexy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# RICHARD CHEESE!
I LOVE THAT SONG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# the man is a genious!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# He really is
Ninety-nine said luftballoons
Licken schnargen flurgen gliegen
lischken schnargen fliegen lurg
lickschten dargen colonel klinken
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# There is hope for me yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Ha ha
you'll always have a special place in my heart Darling
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *glees!*
is a special place in your pance pushing it a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah sorry
I barely fit in them myself
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# oh yeah?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Nice bit of colouring that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# and inking sir
and inking. It was a rough pencil sketch at the start of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Terrible sorry old chap, top stuff all around
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Proportions don't have to be so outrageous
for her to be all of the sexy! Woo to both versions!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# ^ This
I actually prefer HT's version though.

Which surprises me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# they're still huge tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# not really
look about a 32 D to me
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# 32 D is massive
If I was the same proportions I'd be a 36 F,

HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# It's really not
But it does depend on the rest of a lady I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# yep
I'd have gone for a nice perky 32B but thought it might cause uproar :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Thats a perfect Size
Anything more than a handful is a waste
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# I liked you anyway
But NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Well, you might like 'em smaller.
But I don't



Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
#


Click for variable

Click Here for variable BIGGER

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# *adds Benny Hill "BOOOIIIING" sound effect*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Hurrah for improbable norkage!
More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# she looks sturdy

and most WOO!some.

Hazzar!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
#
improbable
IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I'm so so so sorry!


Just don't click it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)