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# The first b3tan Sim Big Brother contenstant is made:

Try to guess who it is.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY
IS IT FOR A GAEM
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Yes
it is.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# from 1994?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# No
2000
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# low poly?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# IT'S YOU!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Good afternoon gentlemen
:D

i live in meat!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Good afternoon Mr Sim man
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# guten abent?
wo ist der kartoffelsalad?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# mein gott
wir fahren auf der autobahn. Schnell.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# in soviet deutschland wurst isst du!
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# haha
*lives in soviet deutschland*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# now I'm craving sausage :/
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# but it'll eat you :(
edit: lulz, I completely overlooked the gay connotations of your message
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# ahhh come on, a sausage eating me? is that the wurst thing that can happen?
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# haha
:D terrible.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# yes, it is
:)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# oh dear
OH DEAR
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# shame blight in operation
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# ich bin in dein kartoffelsalat
um deine erbsen zu klauen.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# nein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EINS!!!EINS!!!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# You lot keep this up & I'll be fluent in no time.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Deutsch? Nur einfach :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# have you seen meat before?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# YOU try drawing meat onto an angular body
I ended up just throwing random colours on because it was awkward

The glasses were very hard too.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Why did you texture the glasses onto his face, anyway?
There are models for glasses in the game that you could've used, surely?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# a fine example of dedication and perseverance
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# yes, this
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# debbilgrrrrl!!
i'd recognise that rack anywhere!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# No.
It's a man covered in meat with funky glasses
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# are you sure you've seen it?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# well my view was from an odd angle but i reckon so......
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# i told you not to let her use her strap on
on you!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# you said any hole was a goal!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Harry Potter?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Jesus Bacon Suit?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Definitely
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hahah
"Can you fight the jesus bacon suit!"

:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Ooh! It's Discomeats.jpg!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# BASTARD
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# *danses*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Ingmar Bergman Died Today
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# fucking hell!
why didn't anybody tell me?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# He finally lost his chess game to death.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *dives out window*
what a world
what a wooooorld
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
#
*thud*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# HOLY FUCK ON A STICK!!!!
really?

/edit: balls, too slow.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# In the Thames, you say?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# the thames lost it's chess game with death
tributaries have been flowing in all day
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Erm
Inside Out Man?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# is it
mike reid?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I'm guessing it's meant to be meat based
Dave the hat?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# It's Discomeats!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Is it Bilbobarneybobs?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
#
Dave the hatm
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Ninja'd
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# You ain't seen nuthin'
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# pfft
fail

[edit:
wow! speedy :)
]
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# From the state of him, I'm assuming Doctor D
edit: oh

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# discomeats
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Monkeon!
Jessie!

Rob!?

The Puke of Drunes?


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I don't see no meat or funky glasses
Is it "Scribble on my bod while I do aeroplane impressions"? He's a good lad.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# that guy
his real name is Paul Thompson
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# really?
he only ever says "NEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOW" to me
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Dixon?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Whenever there is some bald bloke with blue paint on his face wearing crudely-drawn meat as clothes it's always "Dixon?" "Dixon?" "Dixon?"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# You seem to get most of the "bald" workload.
I'd gladly take some of it off you Mr.B if needed.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Feel free
I'm already outsourcing to India
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# So what's this experiment all about then eh?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I'm getting 8 b3tans
(well, 7 and Jesus) to participate in big brother. Each time there's an eviction, one of them is horrifically killed in one of three ways.

You guys vote them out.
I post funny screenshots
I turn some of the gay etc.

Just a bit of fun, really.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Fairly do's.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# IF you have considered me
(which you probably haven't, since you don't appear to be trying to seek my approval) then please unconsider me. Ta.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# ^this
I'd probably win since Dixon isn't there.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Worried he might turn you gay?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Nah
Just don't like that being used as a source of "hilarious" comedy
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# You appear to have out-geeked geekdom
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Yay for meat people!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Hah! excellent
I'm quite excited about being accepted into the house
Will there be funky furniture and lovely foods?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)