b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7570537 (Thread)

# Event tiemz!
Ever thought of your own brand of toy? But realised its to scary and screwed up for the average child to play with? Well know you can post your ideas!

If you have a barbie or an action man or a teddy bear laying round, mess it up, and post it on teh board!

Right, the rules are as follows:
1) There are no rules whatsoever.
2) Make things as outrageous as possible!
3) Anything goes, even if you fashion a fucked up toy out of stationary.




Click for bigger (154KB)

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)
# so you're posting this on here because it's such a shit idea that it wasn't voted for in the REAL weekly image challenge?
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)
# or...
You can ignore steps 2 and 3?
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)
# this has no
4. Profit!
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# the voted ones aren't actually chosen
MONKEYS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)
# AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)
# calm down calm down
/scouse blog
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)
# This was one of the first things I posted on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)
# do i have to post you-know-what again?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)
# this was my first thing
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# This was the first thing I made for B3ta
But I was too late for the challenge so never posted it


I'm glad coz it was a 700 odd kb PNG :P
I'd like to think I would've resized it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Hahahaha christ
I'm feared
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# YOU FIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# This isnt a GMOS and Lemony endorsed event?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# speaking of b3ta related events
I'm attempting to resurrect the b3ta motel, as the original disappeared long ago and I recently found my entries:

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# What was this?
I have missed out on something beautiful, havent I?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)
# a shit hot animation!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# i think it was even before your time :)
it was a motel where each room was made by a b3tan from a template so the thing tiled and potentially never ended. there was a really good first image, and eventually it got to the point where people were making the back of the motel rooms too.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Sounds fun!
v2.0 compo anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Haha beautiful
I am but a young b3tan flower, oh to have experienced such joys!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)
# mine had a kittin :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Ive still got mine
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)
# yay!
i'm on the look out to see if someone ever kept a copy of the source image, and i've nearly finished building a page to host them all on (on b3takit.co.uk) :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)
# There you go
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)
# aha! spot on!
*hastily finishes website*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Make sure you remember to put mine in
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Blimey. This is a blast from the past.


Eek. It's artifacted up a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)
# just in case this thread is picked up on
later...
www.b3ta.com/board/7570661
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Twinkle!
Possibly their best ep ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Kitten Kong
The goodies! Nicely used! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)
# In that case, have some relevant pearoasts...


It used to be one of These. (Well, similar). Press a switch and it sings "Rawhide" while twirling the hourglass.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I love it!!
Now I can take my Billy Bass* and jazz it up with my new-found inspiration




*I really don't own one ...really
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)
# If you want, send me a pic of the de-fishified mechanism
Considered replacing it with a rubber hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Im under contract to only be in
Lemony and GMoS ran events.

Sorry. They would take my kidney :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# This.
I attempted to do one of these with MrHorrible once. It just wasn't cricket. I felt dirty afterwards. And Lemony still hasnt forgiven me
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)
# but but but
I was asked to do it, or something. I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)
# It was a foolish night.
May we never speak of that evenings events again.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Same here
I have to conserve my energy for it too.

They would remove my tomato sauce if I did. Then I would be unable to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)
# i would join in, but i don't think I have anything that I want to destroy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# You're asking me to whip it out, aren't you.
 
I COULD DRAW A FUNNY FACE ON IT, TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)
# WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Radio controlled kites
/links bunker b3ta.com/links/118456

Sorry about the music
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Have a playmobil


It's from a crib I made a cople years ago. (http://www.thecrypts.org/pessebre.php)
(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)