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[challenge entry] Seems like an easy challenge...

Wait. I think I missed the point...

From the Monkey Movies challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
WHACK!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# have you done something to that picture there
or are you saying Vin Diesel, noted homosexual, is a monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# homosexual *and* a monkey?
why, that's worse than Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# So if for some odd reason..
a homosexual monkey took to power in germany in the 1930's WW2 would have been worse?

/actually imaginining it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# yes
exactly much worse

I mean Evil Hitler not Nazi Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# clearly...
we beat Hitler... there's no way to stop a homosexual monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# especially as Barnes Wallis is dead now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Genius, that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# but not forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# let it tire itself out then stick it in a bag...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# yeah right
I'll let you go near the horny gay primate then... see how far it gets you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *gets camera ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# i'll do it!!
*goes in*
*comes back out*
he....... voiolated me..
oh, and he said to send you in next.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hell no
*hobbles off with a limp*
he's not getting me twice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Monkeys have no concept of homosexual
They just f*ck anything that doesn't say no.

Like me!

*edit*

Q: What do you call a gay gorilla?

A: Whatever it tells you to!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *buys film rights*
*makes film*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# And he's a D&D player along with Judi Dench
100% of FACT*
*I think
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *peeps out of bunker*
Is it safe yet?

Oh dear.....

*hides in bunker and awaits barrage*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *sends in 3 tons of unripe bananas and a McVities Digestive*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Thanks,
looks like I'll be needing those!

*munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# i just had a look at your site.
ver nice. though the lady going 'hmmmm. cake or pear?' seems a little patronising. :D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# took a while to twig what you were on about
well, it's what they wanted ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# cake?.....or pear?............cake?..................................or pear?
yep sometimes you have to follow the brief.


cake?...........or pear?.........
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# cake ... or death?
/izzard
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Correct
You have let down todays n00bs
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# not the captain from this morning!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# aha!
here we go..
www3.barnesy.org/board/7574799
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# That man was brilliant
The finest first post I ever did see.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# KIND THANKS FROM A SORE EX B3TA VIRGIN
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Wait. I think you fail...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha!!
LOLlage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*


Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
that THAT retard!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Superb.
Truly superb.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Ahhhhhahahahahahhahahaha
Lovely. That more than makes up for this noobs total fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# this is
the best image ever
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
#
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Ha ha, I get it...
...no wait, I don't... It's just indigestion!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Don't be a cock.
Play properly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# don't be properly.
play a cock
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# don't play
cock properly.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hello new person
Welcome to B3ta.

If you're wondering why everyone's being weird, it is because you haven't digitally manipulated the image you posted.

But don't worry about that for now. :)
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# ...she said while securing her strap on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Securing her strap-on on
shirley?

And 'ning, Mr Mink
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# i'm not au fai with the lingo
'ning PD
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ARG
three eyes!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Ok. So.
I have evidently committed a b3ta cardinal sin.

I'm not good with "First times".

Sorry guys, I'll try harder next time. And at least some people got some enjoyment out of the responses.

*takes his "YOU FAIL" like a man*... :(
(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Worry not
Suffering nervous breakdowns is not uncommon after first posts

Welcome, pull up a kitten, shop a hedgehog, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# try something would be a good first step
b3ta is not really about trying harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I was nice
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# you can't help it though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Why the hell were you reading the 'mail' anyway, eh, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Because I am in it sometime soon
And I was checking that I hadn't missed the edition that features me.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# whatwhatwhat?
spill teh beenz
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I am in the national press on a regular basis
S'not a big deal.

They never put my picture in anyway. :(
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# at least you didn't post & run
therefore everyone will like you now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Then read the feckin FAQ
numpty
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# yaay its not me this time
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# 64k?
I'm afraid it is sir

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)