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# The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# a cake
and a red "X"

Edit - and now you've fixed that how about drawing a king who is super and special
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ...but also a bit mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Made of trellis
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# and a dead ivesb
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# The biggest and best banana split
IN THE WORLD.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# nope.
GIANT CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAYKE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# something
with tits numbering more than 5 and less than 7
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# The demo guy from team fortress
Scared by some anthro bunny heavy weapons guy/gal.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Portal rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# mmm.. cake
Dr. Claw, from the Inspector Gadget Cartoon
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Venus
as seen from Beccles
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# unicycles, LOTS OF THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# draw the sun and the moon playing tag!
the moon is it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I ate a lie?
It tasted good though.

Ning JJ
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I'm really enjoying
the plot of Portal being ruined for me before Royal Mail get off their spotty arses and deliver it.
Please draw Royal Mail being murdered for not marking things as spoilers before people read them.

To clarify: I'm not trying to imply that you have spoiled anything, though.
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I would like to see a couple lying cuddling in post-coital glow please
Looking serenely content.

Or something from Greek mythology
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I'll be right over...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Do you have SIX TITS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# no
but I am a character from Greek mythology
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I bet you're Charon
Are you Charon? Are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# they should get Charon back in Eastenders
and take the whole sorry lot of them off to damnation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I'm Jason
check out my golden fleas
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I'd love to have hair made out of live snakes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# yyou try getting conditioner for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Two words

Live. Mice.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yay ^__^
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# "When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you,
I've experiments to run,
There is research to be done,
On the people who are still alive."
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Believe me I
am still alive
(dahogga is exiting stage left, pursued by a bear, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# and when you're dying
i'll be still alive
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Two zebras discussing the evolution of the codfish at Starbucks
being stalked by evil Hedgehog terrorists lurking outside in a bus shelter loading their bazookas, also debating the evolution of the codfish
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Clarence Ashley & Doc Watson in the bath reading to each other from a waterproof copy of the Consolations of Boethius
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Yay! I completed Portal at the weekend
It's a lully game.

P.S I'm still alive.

P.P.S Yes, really, I'm still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# your profile says otherwise...
GHOST!!!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I've been through it twice now.
And listened to the song far too many times than is healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Art drawing a hippo
that is posing semi nude for him.
(probably with a not-so-happy look on his face)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
Anyone who has not played this game must play it, that's an order.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# A squirrel/woman hybrid thing
with however many tits a squirrel should have please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# A turret tea party
how are you today JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# draw some lurker's daughter
really loving vodka poured straight into her gaping arsehole, which had previously accepted the bottle itself. She loves. No, she really fucking loves it.

Actually, don't draw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# No, do
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I only said don't
because in half an hour on here I'm already totally sick of the bandwagon.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# OH YES.
YES.
HOHO, OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I got the impression somewhere that there are two endings for Portal.
Going to have to try and see if I can find the less violent one.

Having said that there may not be an alternate ending. I may have just got confused with someone talking about Bioshock or something..
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I liked my ending
It involved much niceness
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# HURRAAH!
I was listening to that song at the very moment I saw that.

"Remember when I said I was going to murder you? And you were all like, "What?". That was great..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)