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# do your worst
can you lot shop this for me and make it funny, im too busy to do so.
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i thought them doing 'robotics' was quite apt
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I keep spoonering
and you are harrybedwound. Like some hideous wanking injury.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I know
I was going to change it on my profile for last week but I kept reading it as hairy axe wound, which disturbed me a bit so changed it back.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# heheh
I think you made the right decision
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *stands back and puts fingers in ears*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *watches ear-fingering*
*fwaps*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# try this website
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# i love that site
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I love that site...
It makes me moist
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# pissage!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Fucksocks..
You posted yours at 12:28 and I posted mine at 12:28 - You win!

* Must try harder *
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# First of all
We need a picture of you and a picture of a cunt.

Oh, wait, you already are a huge cunt.

Fuck off.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Because I am so nice...
...how's this?

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I am so glad I can now click 'I like this!' to anything
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# WHOOPS-a-daisy!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Well, I'm too busty too
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *measures*
38GG??

blimey!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# You love it

you slaaaag ;)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Bugger!
* I must have been holding my tape measure around the wrong way again *
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# haha i must say i hadn't noticed the extras you've been packing.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# nice one cuntchops, you've just gone and pissed on my parade.
i fucking hate you and i want you dead now. you cunt.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# You fence-sitters piss me off with your whiney non-opinions.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# i know.
i really should be more assertive. i just don't know how to express myself in an adult manner yet.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Hello Mr Butcher
I'd like half a pound of cunt chops please...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Which way to the bunker
Ive got some jaffa cakes we might be there a while
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# My back hurts.

I hurt it a couple of years ago during an exercise, and it was bad for ages. Then a couple of months ago it was just fine.
Now it's started to hurt again. As you can imagine, this makes me sad.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# be careful some French kid doesn't burn your neck
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# i have trouble with my left shoulder
it tends to hurt after a long run, and clicks when i swing my arm around. I'm hoping to solve this problem one day.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# you could try doing a number of shorter runs
rather than one long one.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# get naked japanese women to walk up and down on it
it is essential they are naked
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Can it be a woman,
or do you recommend a man one?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# sumo
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Oh Dear
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous pic.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Yay!
Cuteness!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hah!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# B: Integer out of range
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I could never quite remember that url
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# look, totally unshopped
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Lick my hairy ring
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# \o/
:P
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear
this isn't going to make you any new friends :(
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# no requests here please
at least, not in a new thread.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Nah.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I'm not busy at all

Is this what you had in mind?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Those are some pretty 1337 skillz
:D

how cool it that eh?
pret-ty cool
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# what an Übertwat
he cannot even decide whether it's galvanize or galvanise
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# .
embassy
DJ FMC
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *loves the smell of roasting embassy on a nice Friday*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# man
credibility
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# oh

dear
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# livingroom lol
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# oh goddess!!!!!
thanks, now the night terrors are back, why oh why post such horrible visages that humankind was not meant to see?!

*cringes in corner, hiding behind the couch with my blankie and shotgun*


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)