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[challenge entry] Bob was a Daily Mail reader

*Edit* enlarged note for the squinters. It was fine till I optimised it
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From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 502 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Arf!
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *squints*
/ lo 'sushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Lo Geoff!
Y'ok? You seem to be ina bit of a mood this morning....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Just a stupid cold
and ivesb keeps taunting us with cock-shots and not delivering.
Apart from that I'm grand mate. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# colds are rubbish - but look on the bright side
you can have hot toddys all the live long day.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I have a hot teddy
it's all red and lacy and feels delicious next to my silky white skin
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# you saucy minx
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I have your wife.....
How are you Mr Bilbo? Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# lovely thanks
you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Not too shabby.
Bit down, but b3ta is cheering me up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# have my happiest picture


you may also be interested to know that it's a .png which I find slightly amusing for absolutely no reason. .jpg is such a serious format
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I actually saw that last week,
It made me laugh like an utter loon!

Thankee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# one second then - I'll change it.
... erm...

*delves into the vast archive of pics*

vast archive small shoebox
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# No dont!
I Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# ooops sorry
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Yay!
Now THIS is one of my favourite pictures :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# you're too lovely
and everyone was looking like they were having an ace time in the bash pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# listen you
all these bash pics and the thought of Benjy's nipples has me dangerously close already...

that mental image is ... making it hard to concentrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# oh there's nipples alright!
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(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *shakes fist*
there'd better be!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Im ok.
A bit down in the dumps, but I'll survive :)

Who is this Ivesb? There seem to be a few people posting a lot that I have never seen before :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# that's what you get for not being around
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# on the right
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I see.
He is the token peninsular war member here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ahem..
Peninsular war....
=D
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(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# That's what I said....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# you already did "3"
down there \/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hello Emvee!
Poor boy ballsed it all up :)

I hear you are off on holiday for a while? Where you going?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Youre right!
NEVER AGAIN WILL I STRAY FROM THE COMFORTING WARMTH OF B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# how is the real world
is it still raining?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yeah :(
At least it is here in sunny Croydon....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# and in Edinburgh too...
it's exceedingly gray and dull and cold and it makes me wonder if I might suffer from SAD ... of whether it's a continuum and we all suffer to some greater or lesser extent.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# i'm me!
who're you?
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(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# he's Redsushi
the inFamous RedSushi

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Im me too.
*confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# now just wait one raw fishy minute!!
if i'm me and you're me....
*thinks*
*drools*
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(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *spazzes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *swipes wallet whilst sushi spazzes*
hahaha!!
4
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
this is how the NHS is funded!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Well it hasnt been funded by me much this year!
Ill tell you that much for nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Hurry son!
Before yer (real) mam turns up!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I'm feeling a bit better already due to doughnuts
ivesb is the wooden puppet son of Jessie and Professor Kenny Martin, of course.
He's quite ginger, but any nekkids is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# At least he isnt welsh eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# god no!
there'd be little point carrying on ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# you might think otherwise in bit...
keep your vomit bag ready..
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(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# balls, you've just reminded me - I left my bag of sick at home
can I borrow yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# That's just gross
...you can't share sick bags!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# sure you can...
just turn it inside out...
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(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ok, swapsies then?
like packed lunch.
I'm stopping this now.
IVV's birthday bash looked ace. I was sad to miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# adblock on standby
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *squint*
nope, too small
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# goodbye cruel world
i can't compete with the bastard polish builders.
they undercut me at every job.
so much for loyalty.
and yes pickles that means
YOU
i can fix everything but this
BOB
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# many thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# what's so good about builders that polish?
ahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Now see I thought Polish builders were supposed to be cheap
but in the end I've been quoted about half the price by some nice Indian gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha...
How dare they work harder for less money
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *squints*
woo yay - if I read it correctly.

yay for the linky - the last line makes it.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA :D
Have a suicidal repost
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Thank fuck for that.
He is surely the most hated emo cunt of a cartoon cat in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Abso-bloomin-exactly
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# pffft.
do you think we could persuade the real web sheriff to start doing some b3ta-style photoshopping?
given that (s)he's on here already
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I have a photo of Prince shooting his muck on John Giacobbi
and it's unshopped too.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I did start to animate mine
But I couldn't get the angles right.

I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# This makes me sad
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# i assumed you were busy
*sulk*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# aw
'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# hello flower
sorry for missing your do. I'm sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# no sweat
sorry to have missed you tho
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# be sure to stay in touch
I've never been to South America....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# pffft
will do...I'm sure they have b3ta there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# poor bob :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# very very good sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# SMIRK...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)