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(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:30, archived)
# ooohhh
niceley done, that could catch on.
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# you were in my dream the other night
(but not in a dubious way). you were american for some reason and wouldnt stop talking to robert redford. that was about it. odd :)
(hazey, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)
# And that's
not dubious?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# what being american and talking to robert redord?
nah, its just, well, crap. my dreams are either very rubbish or, more commonly, deeply disturbing and frightening. dreams are rubbish for me.
(hazey, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I have odd dreams
that go on for hours.
More often than not the board is involved in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# that's cos
your brain is wired directly into the board
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# We're all a figment
of his imagination.

Sick fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:42, archived)
# they sound alright.
i had a horrid scary dream the other night. and the one i had a couple of weeks back was one of the most disturbing ive ever had. why cant i just have dreams about boobies or something....? no fair...
(hazey, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:42, archived)
# my dreams involve uploading
information and waiting for responses to be processed - usually spend lots of dream time selecting folks with the bucket n mop marquee tool
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I once dreamt I was a US Coloniam Marine
being attacked by a face-hugger. I woke up back in my bed, only to be attacked by a face-hugger.
I woke up again in my bed an have never played Alien V Predator since. Dreams in dreams are very bad.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Ouch
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I've been circular
sawed in half before in my dreams. don't wory about them, they are usualy just filing the crap TV that had been asimilated from the night before.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# oooo thats nasty
ive had some minging dreams the past couple of weeks. normally have a smoke at night, which seems to stop me having dreams. which is a bonus considering how horrific they usually are....
(hazey, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# poor you!
I have found that now I am more settled they have stopped and aromatherapy and mood music often helps. I don't watch late night TV and read nice sweet books before I nod off.
anyway thats what has helped me.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# i can imagine being more settles helps
i doubt my reading material helps cos i read a lot about the psychology of men in war and the psychology of combat in general (that makes me sound like a psycho, but im just interested in what goes through peoples brains in that situation cos i could never do it). I dont really watch late night tv so i dont know why im plagued with them. maybe need to relax mesel a bit mroe....
(hazey, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Look at some nice
pictures of Kittens or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I recommend
falling asleep listening to Classic FM - it's very relaxing.

NB: However, being blasted awake by Also Sprach Zurathrasta at 3am is very disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# when I tried to stop smoking draw
I found my mind was filled with the most disturbing dreams.
I decided being a bit dozy in the morning thanks to smoking into the night, was far better than being freaked out by how strange my dreams are when I remember/have them.
Like my dream about shagging a life sized teddy bear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i've dreamt about marrying my girlfriend
twice in a week. and both times, something went hideously wrong (first time i was about half an hour late, second time we realised at the last minute that we'd not invited our friends).

paging dr freud...
(martian, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I think it means
you fancy your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# LOL
Eat more prunes, it'll give you the shits AND giggles.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# are you planning to marry her?
did u forget to turn up last saturday maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# but
dreaming about marriages that go wrong is good. No, really, I read that somewhere the other week. I can't remember what sort of good, but good, definitely.

Which is lucky really...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# blimey!
cos I'm pretty crap at a us accent and I am proud to be a white english hindu.
and so many people are woried about being a minority.
*arf*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# You make me smile.
I'm White!
I'm Hindu!
I'm Proud!

me,
I'm White!
I have no real belief or religion!
I'm a bit of a worrier and wracked with doubt about my own talents!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# well
it was a bit of a joke.
but hey I love laughing at who I am and thinking yep, I can be proud of that!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Good,
yo have found your place in the world.
I'm still wandering round looking puzzled and feel strangely drawn to the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# in
that case you must make fridge art.

go on, a mini challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Good Idea!
I shall scan in the contents of my fridge and have a play!

But not tonight, I have other creative plans a foot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# But if you are positively stroked
Like so: *ruffles fur*
Then you am Happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)
# 8D
*hehe*
mind don't rub him up thr wrong way. His fur will chaffe and he'll be grumpy all afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# True,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# That's coz you're crap!
Oh, all right - you're not really.
Here, come and sit back down - have a tissue.
I'll just go and make a nice cup of tea...
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Biscuits?
Mini Donuts?
Waffles?
Cookies?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Waffles
Lots and lots of waffles
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Those ones we had
last week were too sweet for me, my gums still haven't recovered.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Or your fingers
Apparently. Still suffering from the sugar rush, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Me?
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,.

I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# This must be one
of the longest threads I've ever seen.
FACT.

Probably
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Nah,
I've seen some in my time.
They get all thin as you near the edge of the board.
Which for us, is good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# It's great.
There's loads of stuff appearing at the top of the board, but most of the comment is down here.
It's like having your own bar at the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Thats the problem,
you get into a nice conversation and it drops off the bottom into the spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)
# This is a good thread
www.b3ta.com/board/642714
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)
# It was.
That did make oi laaarrfff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Ooh, but that's a monster
Went to your site last night.
Love the flash stuff! Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)
# You went to Mnb's site!
How could you...after all we've been through!
Did Pontefract mean nothing?!?

I feel so used.

*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I'm a slut
What can I say?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# How about sorry!
I'm not sharing my tent with you on the 12th...I'll find someone else to share with!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Oh, all right then
Sorry.

*pulls face*

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooser!!!!!

you're lovely really
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Your words are
empty.
Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:35, archived)
# really?
someone has visited my site?
wow.
thanks for the prasie mr p.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# That's right,
rub it in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I loved
The this is your life thing.
Simply brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# That's
fucking classy. Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# You're only a Hindu
'cos most of their gods look like entries from a b3ta challenge.

Hmm... idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# i had a terrible night's sleep
i was on the board till late, and kept dreaming about it like it was a real physical thing. i was walking along it and meeting b3tans and stuff.

oh, i also dreamt about chips
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# sounds
like good dreams.
I kept rolling over to find munkt0n. :)
me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# the dreams themselves were ok
it's just that i kept waking up every half hour :(

ahhh what are you two doing on friday (or is that info nsfw?)
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# erm
staying in and lighting the church candles on the sconces next to my bedknobs and broomsticks style bed.
welcome to hug central
nuf said.

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# scones?
cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# candle
holders are
called sconces. Or at least these ones are.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:52, archived)
# these are the sort of things
only women know :)
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# argh!!!
I love cheese scones... I'm going to have to make some now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:56, archived)
# ooh can i have some?
i love em too
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# they'll be warm out the oven
half an hour after I drag myself away from her (if I ever do!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# lovely
do you pronounce it scOnes or, er, scons?
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:01, archived)
# scon
scoan is just silly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)
# me too, although i tend to alternate pronunciations.
living in the midlands i'm a cross between northern and southern ways of speaking
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I'm Scots
so it's just scone... unless you mean the place, then it's pronounced scoon...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Oooh, I love em too.
send me some, go on.
And in return I'll..um...send something to you...a cd or something with some songs on it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I'll bring some
to b3taf3st... (remember and phone about the field) and some chocolate bread too. I'm making hot x buns next week too
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade
Jade Viper
She liked to cook buns.
Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade
Jade Viper
They never gave you the runs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)
# arf!
daftie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# There's nothing on top but a bucket and a mop
and an illustrated book about birds.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)
# what's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Some song or other
It's on Nirvana unplugged, but I think they're covering it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# .
plateau
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# By
The Meat Puppets
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Hey, I found this really funny site
www.hatsofmeat.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:42, archived)
# menub!
get the twocking stick and the lynching rope! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# .
www.isthatreal.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
#
www.no.com
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Glass(ock
I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# What's
glasscock?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I have no idea what these
people are talking about.
Anyone seen this!!!!!!!1
www.b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Yeah
it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Alright Open up!
Don't pretend you're not in there!
Inspector Moon of the Loon patrol 'ere - you're all nicked!

*Loud Hailer Crackle*

Put down the mouse and step away from the keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:28, archived)
# that's great,
that is.
(martian, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Woo
truly in the spirit of rhyming slang - here:
'Ave a banana!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I saw that as
mop & bucket = a common phrase among those who can't be arsed to do stuff......
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# like 2 tears in a bucket
fuck it. - hadnt thought of that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)