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From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:30, archived)
From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)
( , Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:30, archived)
you were in my dream the other night
(but not in a dubious way). you were american for some reason and wouldnt stop talking to robert redford. that was about it. odd :)
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:33,
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what being american and talking to robert redord?
nah, its just, well, crap. my dreams are either very rubbish or, more commonly, deeply disturbing and frightening. dreams are rubbish for me.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:39,
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I have odd dreams
that go on for hours.
More often than not the board is involved in some way.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:40,
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More often than not the board is involved in some way.
they sound alright.
i had a horrid scary dream the other night. and the one i had a couple of weeks back was one of the most disturbing ive ever had. why cant i just have dreams about boobies or something....? no fair...
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:42,
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my dreams involve uploading
information and waiting for responses to be processed - usually spend lots of dream time selecting folks with the bucket n mop marquee tool
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:47,
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I once dreamt I was a US Coloniam Marine
being attacked by a face-hugger. I woke up back in my bed, only to be attacked by a face-hugger.
I woke up again in my bed an have never played Alien V Predator since. Dreams in dreams are very bad.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:55,
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I woke up again in my bed an have never played Alien V Predator since. Dreams in dreams are very bad.
I've been circular
sawed in half before in my dreams. don't wory about them, they are usualy just filing the crap TV that had been asimilated from the night before.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:40,
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oooo thats nasty
ive had some minging dreams the past couple of weeks. normally have a smoke at night, which seems to stop me having dreams. which is a bonus considering how horrific they usually are....
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:48,
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poor you!
I have found that now I am more settled they have stopped and aromatherapy and mood music often helps. I don't watch late night TV and read nice sweet books before I nod off.
anyway thats what has helped me.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:51,
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anyway thats what has helped me.
i can imagine being more settles helps
i doubt my reading material helps cos i read a lot about the psychology of men in war and the psychology of combat in general (that makes me sound like a psycho, but im just interested in what goes through peoples brains in that situation cos i could never do it). I dont really watch late night tv so i dont know why im plagued with them. maybe need to relax mesel a bit mroe....
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:57,
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I recommend
falling asleep listening to Classic FM - it's very relaxing.
NB: However, being blasted awake by Also Sprach Zurathrasta at 3am is very disturbing.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:07,
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NB: However, being blasted awake by Also Sprach Zurathrasta at 3am is very disturbing.
when I tried to stop smoking draw
I found my mind was filled with the most disturbing dreams.
I decided being a bit dozy in the morning thanks to smoking into the night, was far better than being freaked out by how strange my dreams are when I remember/have them.
Like my dream about shagging a life sized teddy bear
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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I decided being a bit dozy in the morning thanks to smoking into the night, was far better than being freaked out by how strange my dreams are when I remember/have them.
Like my dream about shagging a life sized teddy bear
i've dreamt about marrying my girlfriend
twice in a week. and both times, something went hideously wrong (first time i was about half an hour late, second time we realised at the last minute that we'd not invited our friends).
paging dr freud...
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:39,
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paging dr freud...
are you planning to marry her?
did u forget to turn up last saturday maybe?
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:48,
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but
dreaming about marriages that go wrong is good. No, really, I read that somewhere the other week. I can't remember what sort of good, but good, definitely.
Which is lucky really...
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:57,
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Which is lucky really...
blimey!
cos I'm pretty crap at a us accent and I am proud to be a white english hindu.
and so many people are woried about being a minority.
*arf*
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:39,
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and so many people are woried about being a minority.
*arf*
You make me smile.
I'm White!
I'm Hindu!
I'm Proud!
me,
I'm White!
I have no real belief or religion!
I'm a bit of a worrier and wracked with doubt about my own talents!
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:43,
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I'm Hindu!
I'm Proud!
me,
I'm White!
I have no real belief or religion!
I'm a bit of a worrier and wracked with doubt about my own talents!
well
it was a bit of a joke.
but hey I love laughing at who I am and thinking yep, I can be proud of that!
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:44,
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but hey I love laughing at who I am and thinking yep, I can be proud of that!
Good,
yo have found your place in the world.
I'm still wandering round looking puzzled and feel strangely drawn to the fridge.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:46,
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I'm still wandering round looking puzzled and feel strangely drawn to the fridge.
in
that case you must make fridge art.
go on, a mini challenge.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:48,
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go on, a mini challenge.
Good Idea!
I shall scan in the contents of my fridge and have a play!
But not tonight, I have other creative plans a foot.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:53,
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But not tonight, I have other creative plans a foot.
But if you are positively stroked
Like so: *ruffles fur*
Then you am Happy!
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:45,
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Then you am Happy!
8D
*hehe*
mind don't rub him up thr wrong way. His fur will chaffe and he'll be grumpy all afternoon.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:46,
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mind don't rub him up thr wrong way. His fur will chaffe and he'll be grumpy all afternoon.
That's coz you're crap!
Oh, all right - you're not really.
Here, come and sit back down - have a tissue.
I'll just go and make a nice cup of tea...
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:45,
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Here, come and sit back down - have a tissue.
I'll just go and make a nice cup of tea...
Those ones we had
last week were too sweet for me, my gums still haven't recovered.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:59,
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Or your fingers
Apparently. Still suffering from the sugar rush, eh?
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:01,
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Me?
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,.
I'm not.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:04,
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I'm not.
This must be one
of the longest threads I've ever seen.
FACT.
Probably
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:11,
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FACT.
Probably
Nah,
I've seen some in my time.
They get all thin as you near the edge of the board.
Which for us, is good.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:13,
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They get all thin as you near the edge of the board.
Which for us, is good.
It's great.
There's loads of stuff appearing at the top of the board, but most of the comment is down here.
It's like having your own bar at the pub.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:18,
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It's like having your own bar at the pub.
Thats the problem,
you get into a nice conversation and it drops off the bottom into the spaz.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:19,
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Ooh, but that's a monster
Went to your site last night.
Love the flash stuff! Woo to you.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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Love the flash stuff! Woo to you.
You went to Mnb's site!
How could you...after all we've been through!
Did Pontefract mean nothing?!?
I feel so used.
*sob*
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:26,
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Did Pontefract mean nothing?!?
I feel so used.
*sob*
How about sorry!
I'm not sharing my tent with you on the 12th...I'll find someone else to share with!
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:31,
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Oh, all right then
Sorry.
*pulls face*
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooser!!!!!
you're lovely really
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:34,
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*pulls face*
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooser!!!!!
you're lovely really
really?
someone has visited my site?
wow.
thanks for the prasie mr p.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:29,
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wow.
thanks for the prasie mr p.
You're only a Hindu
'cos most of their gods look like entries from a b3ta challenge.
Hmm... idea.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:44,
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Hmm... idea.
i had a terrible night's sleep
i was on the board till late, and kept dreaming about it like it was a real physical thing. i was walking along it and meeting b3tans and stuff.
oh, i also dreamt about chips
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:39,
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oh, i also dreamt about chips
sounds
like good dreams.
I kept rolling over to find munkt0n. :)
me happy.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:41,
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I kept rolling over to find munkt0n. :)
me happy.
the dreams themselves were ok
it's just that i kept waking up every half hour :(
ahhh what are you two doing on friday (or is that info nsfw?)
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:44,
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ahhh what are you two doing on friday (or is that info nsfw?)
erm
staying in and lighting the church candles on the sconces next to my bedknobs and broomsticks style bed.
welcome to hug central
nuf said.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:47,
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welcome to hug central
nuf said.
argh!!!
I love cheese scones... I'm going to have to make some now...
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:56,
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they'll be warm out the oven
half an hour after I drag myself away from her (if I ever do!)
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:59,
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me too, although i tend to alternate pronunciations.
living in the midlands i'm a cross between northern and southern ways of speaking
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:05,
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I'm Scots
so it's just scone... unless you mean the place, then it's pronounced scoon...
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:10,
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Oooh, I love em too.
send me some, go on.
And in return I'll..um...send something to you...a cd or something with some songs on it.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:58,
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And in return I'll..um...send something to you...a cd or something with some songs on it.
I'll bring some
to b3taf3st... (remember and phone about the field) and some chocolate bread too. I'm making hot x buns next week too
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:00,
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Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade
Jade Viper
She liked to cook buns.
Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade
Jade Viper
They never gave you the runs.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:06,
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She liked to cook buns.
Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade
Jade Viper
They never gave you the runs.
There's nothing on top but a bucket and a mop
and an illustrated book about birds.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:33,
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Some song or other
It's on Nirvana unplugged, but I think they're covering it.
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:34,
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I have no idea what these
people are talking about.
Anyone seen this!!!!!!!1
www.b3ta.com
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:10,
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Anyone seen this!!!!!!!1
www.b3ta.com
Alright Open up!
Don't pretend you're not in there!
Inspector Moon of the Loon patrol 'ere - you're all nicked!
*Loud Hailer Crackle*
Put down the mouse and step away from the keyboard!
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Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:28,
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Inspector Moon of the Loon patrol 'ere - you're all nicked!
*Loud Hailer Crackle*
Put down the mouse and step away from the keyboard!