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# rape me
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue305/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I won't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ugh, that reminds me. I was just in a coffee shop
and some guy talking on his phone, a bit nathan barley style, said something like "I don't want to get gang raped on this one, we've got to get the details right...".

I think you can take macho business-speak too far...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# As an arborist I often used the phrase
'you hold her, I'll fuck her'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Fair enough if it's a play on words, but this guy was just humourless idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Me too

I'm just not an arborist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# That's what my mum's dentist once said.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *rapes*
*feels dirty, but satisfied*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# do it and do it again
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# it's not rape if you ask a web community to do it to you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# again?
this newsletter is getting costly
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# It's not rape if you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# What's it worth?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Shan't
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# what a shit newsletter title
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# not fucking likely...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Sometimes I wish I could :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ask me nicely.
Beg me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# woo, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hello gorgeous :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# alright there chumpsticks!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i will not rape you
i will rape anyone else though
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *thrusts hand into the air*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# anyone except rob
and you :P
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Thanks for the newsletter
but I shall pass on the rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Pass it on?
it's not pass the parcel you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I got 57 HTML elements.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# 83 here!
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# And have a ginger kid?
Not likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)